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His Headset Is Not Plugged In

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Oct 29, 2026
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Thu, October 29, 2026
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0:00Do you know the episode of The Office in
0:02which Dwight Schrute is told to go steer
0:05the boat, but he's not actually steering
0:06the boat? It's like electronically
0:08steering itself, but he thinks he's
0:09steering the boat. I think that's going
0:10to be Mike McDaniel this week. Like he's
0:12going to have the headset on. [laughter]
0:14He's going to have his joggers. He's
0:16going to have the play sheet.
0:18And he's going to be like, "All right,
0:19I'm calling in shift shift Y flex
0:21pancake like Keaton Mitchell angle
0:23screen." And he's like, "The [ __ ] Like
0:25why did they just run duo? That's not
0:26what I called. Like why do they keep
0:27running plays I didn't call?" And it's
0:29like Jim Harbaugh like told Mike
0:30McDaniel that like he still gets to be
0:32the offensive coordinator, and he gets
0:33to wear the offensive coordinator
0:34costume, but like he's not actually
0:37doing it anymore. He's just play acting.
0:39Um and what if the adjustment out of the
0:41bye week is we're going to run the ball
0:4325 times with De'Mario Hampton.

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