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0:48To the Fantasy Footballers Podcast with your hosts, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright.
0:53Hello! Welcome in! Is that to balance the... You think I balanced the last episode?
0:58I don't know. That one was very quiet. I think you just had a slow start.
1:03Oh. Like I thought noise was going to come out.
1:06I didn't. Your own noise? Yeah, my own noise, Mike.
1:09Huh. It's not clear by now we never restart a show or edit a show.
1:14If it's not obvious right this moment. We just hit the button.
1:18And then here we are. Thursday, July 2nd. We're into July, which means...
1:22Three shows a week. I love Michael Keaton. Yeah, next week.
1:26Next week. Because there's 4th of July. Yeah, we're not releasing one on the 4th of July.
1:31Also, we do hope you have a spectacular 4th of July.
1:35We're not actually here right now. I mean, I'm here right now.
1:39I mean, physically we're here for the record. I'm just saying, we're out.
1:43Yeah, we had some family vacations simultaneously planned. So, a chance to get out with the kids and the wives.
1:49And then we recorded a couple of shows. Just saying.
1:52Right, so if something massive happens, don't worry. We'll talk about it.
1:56Yeah. But it hasn't as of today. And so, yeah, we'll start up with three shows a week next week.
2:03Hope everybody enjoys the 4th of July. It's a weird one because it's on a Saturday.
2:08Which, in some regards, is great. Right? Because you're on the weekend and then you have your festivities.
2:14And you've got Sunday morning and you're not going to work.
2:17But on the other hand, I think a lot of people just want the day off.
2:22Like, 4th of July is like a day off they normally get.
2:26I think a lot of people are either giving the 6th.
2:30You get it Friday or Monday. Yeah. Yeah. It will be observed.
2:34Observed. Yes. I like it. I'm observing the 4th of July.
2:37On the 3rd of July. On the 6th of July.
2:40But, no, we're here. We've got to. Because I didn't.
2:44On the 4th, just to be clear. Right. I saved my observation.
2:48No, I participated in the activities. I just didn't observe anything.
2:51Welcome in. Happy to be with you. Happy to give you some fresh content.
2:56We've got mailbag today, AMA today, lots going on.
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3:27We have a quick question of the day. It is about lowball trades.
3:31This question comes from Instagram from Matt. Do you send lowball trade offers to start or fair trades from the rip?
3:38That is worded so humorously to me. I like the, like, hey, do you intentionally send a trade that you think is not fair?
3:46I mean, what is fair? That is my beginning to the entire principle.
3:50What is fair? Fair is different for everybody because we all believe in players differently.
3:55The question, I believe, at the heart is saying, do you start where you want to finish?
4:00Or do you think, I'm willing to do a second, so I'll offer a third to start.
4:06We'll debate. Because we've got to work our way up.
4:09Right. And, you know, I think historically it doesn't work well.
4:13Like, you just never, I don't believe that when you start with a lowball offer that it usually gets negotiated into a good...
4:20That's the argument for it is, I'm trying to open the conversation.
4:24It depends who you're dealing with. It really does.
4:27Yes. We've been in a league long enough where I know the people that want the last word.
4:33So I know when I... You have to leave the margin then.
4:36I always know I'm going to get a counter, so I have to leave margin for those people.
4:42The old Coletti rule. Okay, not just one person.
4:45But that is an incredible shout out. Someone share that with our old friend.
4:50I would say that, like, again, I will come back to the point.
4:54Fairness is not objective. But I think when you're saying fairness, you're saying the person's going to receive the offer and go,
5:01okay, that's interesting, instead of getting it and going...
5:04Certainly. I do not want that reaction. I do not want somebody rolling their eyes and just giving up on the trade.
5:11I do want a trade to be sent that is, I can persuade the person into why it's good for both of us.
5:18That is the art of the deal. The trade.
5:21Sure. You do need to be able to paint the picture.
5:25I don't want to just send a blind offer.
5:28When I look at making trades and trade offers, even if they're lowball offers perceptively by you guys, which I think 100%
5:35of the ones I've ever sent, you guys have thought were lowball offers.
5:39So I have to put myself in that category.
5:42I want to be able to make a compelling case.
5:45That's what I am trying to build for somebody.
5:48If I look at our draft right now, when I click on each person's name, I'm seeing their situation, the keepers they have, the picks they have.
5:57I'm trying to... The offer might be lowball in your mind, but I'm like, well, you don't have a pick from the third to the sixth round.
6:05So you pick up. My argument then to them is, well, you pick up two picks between those two for this player.
6:12I don't know if you guys would say those two picks are fair or not.
6:17Yeah. Let me ask an anecdotal question here that kind of is at the heart of this.
6:23In your experience, in all of our experience, do we think, from what we can remember, that the trades we have accomplished,
6:30the trades that got done, do those usually get past the finish line after back and forth in negotiation, or usually the
6:37trades that go through were just offered and accepted?
6:40Back and forth. I have found most trades that I am a part of, they're done fast.
6:45That's how I'm... It's like, I send the offer, or it comes to me, and I'm just like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
6:53That's how I think both of our experiences are, Mike, and somehow Andy is always able to just really get into the conversation on every trade.
7:01Because he knows who's willing to listen to a conversation.
7:04Yeah. I mean, yes. Part of it is reading the people and getting to know them and speaking their language.
7:11And part of it is if you start lower, your counter might end up lower.
7:16I mean, that's the truth. Like, if you start at a place that they aren't, they're not aghast and they're not pulling
7:23back in horror, your counter might be just something you like.
7:26I mean, that is... So you, so I would say, are you saying that you generally do come in with a little bit lower offers?
7:34Is that what you're saying? Um, yeah. Everyone else's opinion would say it's lower.
7:39Yeah. His was, is it's great. No, I don't think they're great.
7:43Okay. I think that you have to say that out loud.
7:46I don't think they're always great. There are situations where like, if I, if I'm trading with one of you guys, you're
7:53not, I know that like, you know how I'm thinking about it.
7:57You've known me well enough to know how I'm thinking about the trade.
8:01We've pulled off lots of trades. You and I did.
8:04I mean, you, you are the example of your trade.
8:08Now I'm just going to, I'm going to paint the picture again.
8:12Earlier in the off season, I'm playing for this year.
8:15Jason's playing for the future. We're in a keeper league.
8:18His picks are thin. His keepers aren't as strong.
8:21He had some bad lottery luck and he sends me a trade offer and he sends me CD lamb for my Malik neighbors.
8:28And it's a month, two months ago. I just got to accept the trade was done in five seconds.
8:34I didn't come in and low ball, but yeah, yeah, I should have is what you're saying.
8:40No, you said that. That's the part I wanted to point out is after we got the deal done, which was fabulous and awesome.
8:48And I'm glad you sent it. We had never talked before and we just got it done for both of us.
8:54But right afterwards, immediately after you're like, I should have included a pick in that thing.
9:00I know I could have gotten, you said that repeatedly.
9:03I know I could have got a pick back from you.
9:06So you, you did take the path of least resistance and you got the deal done, but you had some regret.
9:13I didn't. So I don't have regret. Maybe I should have regret because I could have gotten another pick, right?
9:20I mean, for sure. You would have thrown in a fourth round pick.
9:24Of course I would have. So, so I should have regret, but I don't because I was like, I still like the trade for me for my goals.
9:33That's fine. But I mean, you did bring it up a couple of times.
9:37It's all I'm telling. I'm very excited for you to yet again, having a traded CD lamb away, be it just explode
9:44in your face and be so dumb for you.
9:47Oh, you've done that before. Yeah. I traded you CD lamb when you won the championship with him and dad.
9:54I do think the biggest thing. However, however, when that happened, when I traded CD lamb away, it was for an injured
10:01Justin Jefferson, who I then won the championship with the next year.
10:05So we're just playing this back and forth. The two year plan.
10:09I don't care what happens to you. Yeah. But I, it would be like the nightmare scenarios that you like lamb more
10:16than neighbors going into next year's draft. Correct. That would be bad.
10:19But you do like lamb. I love both those players.
10:23So you are expecting lamb to have a great season.
10:26I am. I mean, if this was redraft, I obviously lamb is a first rounder to me and I wouldn't dream of
10:33drafting Malik in this year's first round. I think some of what we said is helpful.
10:38Okay. I hope so. And I'm not going to pull the deucers of whether it was or not, but I think some
10:45of it was insightful and everybody thinks about these things differently.
10:49Everybody, the biggest part, I think that we would all agree is we all trade differently with different people.
10:55We all know what they, what they like and they don't like what kind of trades they receive and don't.
11:01Some people really want you to have a conversation with them before you send a trade offer.
11:07Some people love getting as many trade offers in the system as they can as thought starters.
11:12So everybody's different. Have you ever been personally offended by a trade offer, Mike?
11:17I mean, personally. By me? No. I don't think I've really been personally offended.
11:21I've seen ones where you're just like, that's dumb.
11:24I'm just throwing it out there. Yeah. What are you doing?
11:28Ask me. Have you ever been personally offended? Of course.
11:31You send out some garbage sometimes. I do get a lot of from you.
11:35I know that he doesn't. I know that he doesn't.
11:39Nonsense reply. He doesn't expect me to say yes.
11:42I think you literally just offered me the 307 in our keeper.
11:45301. 301. The 301. Okay. Let's see how offensive this is.
11:49Which in our keeper league is basically the 601.
11:52Yes. Sort of. No. At that point. It's sort of.
11:55At that point. It's exactly. That is for sure.
11:58It is the six round pick for Josh Jacobs.
12:01Oh. So it's pretty insulting. But that was the final counter to an agreement we weren't reaching.
12:06Yeah. Obviously. You offered me Jacobs for Hampton. Wait.
12:09So what? You were just trying to shut the trade down.
12:13Sort of. Yeah. You were like, I'm done talking.
12:16And you did. I was closing the door, but I didn't want to close with a decline.
12:21I wanted to close with something he could decline.
12:24I'll make him an offer he has to refuse.
12:27I tried. I just want him thinking, I tried to get it over the finish line.
12:32Oh, that's not what I thought. Just so you know what I thought is.
12:37This is your. I sent it. I pretty much realized I didn't want Josh Jacobs, and that was my answer to the question.
12:44Geez Louise. Which, by the way, if he goes to prison, that's a good deal for you.
12:50I would agree. Okay. Which you once escaped. I did.
12:53A prison sentence. I got a sixth rounder for Aaron Hernandez.
12:56Woo! Who shall not be. Right. What are you going to?
13:00Yeah. That's a real. Yeah. So there you go.
13:03Question of the day. I hear Al Borland laughing over there.
13:06Al, do you want to weigh in at all with the way the three of us trade?
13:12Any thoughts? Not really. I've never been personally offended.
13:15You ever personally offended other people by taking them out of a trade they invented?
13:20And then you got your deal done, and then they were kicked out of the trade, even though they were so creative?
13:27No, not me. I do like the back and forth of the negotiation.
13:31I like to, just like when I'm buying something on Facebook Marketplace, I'm always going to start a little lower than asking price.
13:38I think Papa Josh is the hardest one to trade with in this room, though.
13:43Would we agree with that? In this room? Yeah.
13:46Especially now that he's got a co-manager. Because, Josh, you are guilty of the, my players are all the best disease.
13:53Even the ones you want. Oh, man. Even the ones you hate.
13:57You can only paint the picture if they are the best.
14:00Got to drive the value up, man. Which now, it might not be strategic.
14:05It might be like this vacation he went on where he went to spider cabins and sat out in the heat, and
14:12it was like the best vacation ever. Maybe everybody is the best player ever.
14:16Maybe he's just an optimist. He's just, well, except for the players he's receiving in the trade.
14:22You like DK Metcalf? He might be great. Okay.
14:25All right. There you go. All right. We are skipping the news today, because like I said, we're pre-recording this by a
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15:43Mailbag. Bank for a bank. Ask me anything. All right.
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16:03We'll definitely hear it. Let's start with a voicemail question.
16:06What's up, Ballers? My league of record adopted your league of record and the keeper policy with the franchise player.
16:12I didn't know if you guys had any suggestions on what type of player you like to franchise versus what type of
16:19players you like to put into lottery. Thanks for taking my question on the mailbag.
16:24Mailbag! Not bad. Okay. Thanks. That's pretty good. We may need to clip that for the days Mike's not here.
16:31Yeah. So in our format, the way it works is you choose one player to guarantee lock you get them.
16:37It's your franchise player, any player on your roster.
16:40Then you put three other players into a lottery.
16:43The only thing is, is those three cannot share the same position of your franchise.
16:48So if you franchise Christian McCaffrey, can't put another running back in your lottery, you're going to lose one of your three lottery keepers at random.
16:56And so I think for me personally, and I don't know if we have different strategies for me personally, what I want
17:03is one of the top three, the 101, 102, 103 type of pick for my franchise.
17:08That is worth everything. And then I'll make my franchise, then I'll make my keepers work around it.
17:14If I don't have one of those guys, man, it is nice to have that like tight end.
17:20You know, if you've got a Bowers or a McBride where now I can keep whatever, you know, wide outs and a running back.
17:28Yeah. And the other gives me so much flexibility when it comes to Josh Allen at the franchise.
17:33Sure. Yeah, absolutely. Basically, most of the time the franchise players running back are wide out.
17:39So it knocks that the rest of those positions out of your out of your keeper lottery.
17:44And for those that are new to this or, you know, this is how we do our League of Records.
17:50So we have a day every year where we all gather on Zoom and we spin a wheel and one of your
17:58three players drops back into the draft. This is one of the ways to make it more exciting for the top of the draft.
18:05Like this year. Oh, man. This year there's Jameer Gibbs.
18:08There's CMC. There's JSN. There's Puka. Those are all players people risked and lost.
18:13There's six great ones. There's Jonathan Taylor. Yeah. But Jason drafts at seven.
18:17Yes, I do. There is a tear break of death.
18:20It really, really is. It's unbelievable. I'll tell you this.
18:24I've almost traded into our first round like five times and I pull my trades back because I'm not sure if 107
18:31to 112 is better or worse than 211 or 304.
18:34It's crazy. But that's how we rock it and it's super fun.
18:38Players are regularly risked. I think last year, Al, didn't you lose somebody huge?
18:42Oh, yeah, he did. Who did you lose last year?
18:46Was it Trey McBride or? No. No. Was it Bijan?
18:49It was Bijan Robinson. Oh. Okay. I thought that was two years ago, but yes, it hurts.
18:54I went on a four-year streak of losing the guy I didn't want to lose with a 33% chance.
19:00Yeah. It's dangerous. That was me this year. It's super fun as an event every year.
19:06Lost Jonathan Taylor. Yeah. I mean, I would say that very frequently people risk.
19:10They take a risk with a couple of running backs or something like that because Mike this year had Bijan, CMC, and Chase Brown.
19:18And so he put those into his keeper lottery because at worst case, you're ending up with a couple of names you really like.
19:25He didn't want to lose Bijan. He didn't lose Bijan.
19:29He might have ended up with what he actually wanted.
19:32I guess Bijan CMC would have been better. It would have, yeah.
19:36But that's a good situation where you kind of understand how it works.
19:40It's fun for the build of your team, too, because as you go along, knowing you're going to have restrictions on who
19:47you can keep, like as you're trying to win a championship.
19:51So you're trying to do that, but you're also trying to position yourself to have the best keeper lottery that you can have.
19:58So it is a little variable of fun. If you're in leagues like that, too, I would say that the most underrated
20:05thing is having a great keeper set. Like you think picks are the most important thing, but if you have three good keepers, it's super valuable.
20:13Follow-up question from Instagram on our League of Record.
20:16Is there a limit on how long you can keep a franchise player?
20:21Nope. No. But I will say I don't think anybody's really kept them super long.
20:25The only one that is historically just awful was when Mike had his reign of terror with Antonio Brown.
20:32Yeah. All of Antonio Brown's great years were all Mike's.
20:35No one ever. And he never traded him. No one ever had him.
20:39I eventually traded him to Josh. For what? I don't even remember.
20:43But it was at the end. That's when you tore your shirt off and ran off the field after that, after your run of terror.
20:51We also have somebody asking about what do you use to work out the keeper lottery?
20:56Is it a spreadsheet? Is it something in the sleeper app?
21:00I think we literally use a free app on the app store where it just breaks up a pie into three slices
21:07and the wheel spins and we just show that on the screen to each other, which builds the drama.
21:13In the past, we have used more like a Tumblr.
21:16A Tumblr. I don't know. I think it's a hopper.
21:19Hopper. Like a raffle. Ping pong ball type of thing.
21:22Yeah, like a golden hopper. A golden hopper. You can use pieces of paper and a hat.
21:28It's called a hopper? Yeah, it's a hopper. The stuff inside of it definitely tumbles more than I would say it hops.
21:35It could be a Tumblr, but it's a hopper too.
21:38It's like what they do for- Oh, you put the rocks in a Tumblr?
21:43It's like a bingo. Make them all shiny? Like a bingo Tumblr.
21:47All right. Enough about that. You can get it on my store.
21:50No, I'm just kidding. Another follow-up there from Germ said- We need a fantasy footballers.
21:55Hopper? Hopper. What is the best heated rivalry in your home league, and who gets the angriest among the ballers and deucers when they lose?
22:03Jason gets the angriest. That's true. Easily. I think second place- What an emotional man.
22:08Second place angriest would be Al Borland. I think that's true.
22:12Third would be- Probably me. You. Hey, and just wins and losses are not that different, guys.
22:17Yeah. Everything is everything. In terms of the most heated rivalry in our home league, for most of- I mean, I feel
22:24like Jason and I had that for many, many years when we were in the same division.
22:30Yeah. I would say at this point- I still haven't gotten over it.
22:34Like, we're not in the same division now, and I still root for your demise more than anyone.
22:40Yeah, that makes sense. I think anybody playing against Josh becomes a rivalry that week.
22:45Yeah, that's fair. Who wants to lose to that guy?
22:48No one. Is that- You guys have anything to weigh in there?
22:52Is there anybody we're forgetting? I think you guys nailed it.
22:55Who are your guys' biggest rivalries? I think any non-ballers always want to beat the ballers.
23:00That makes sense. I feel like Andy and I, whenever we face off, is- It's a bit of a rivalry.
23:07Yeah. Who has the most wins all time in your league of record?
23:11That's the last league of record question. Oh, the wins?
23:14I don't know if we have regular season wins.
23:17Championships is me. I think it's a little tough because Mike was not in the league in the very, very beginning.
23:24Right. And I still have the most championships. That's weird.
23:27I'm really good. Who put this question in, and why is it Mike?
23:31According to our career leaderboard, my team has the most wins all time.
23:35But again, not everybody was there for- What's funny about that, though, is it's close.
23:40Like, Jason and I have played the exact same amount of seasons.
23:44It's 141 to 134. Jason is in third. Ironically, Jason has two titles.
23:48I have three titles. The person in second place in total wins in 18 seasons- Oh, no.
23:54Who is it? Has 138 wins. So he's three off of all-time wins.
23:58It is Brian, and he has- No titles. No titles.
24:01Oh, man. What a loser. But yeah, I don't know about wins per season and stuff like that.
24:07But yeah, Jason and I have been neck and neck, and we've gone back and forth, and we've had some haunting playoff matchups.
24:14Again, just keep in mind, fantasy football is torture.
24:17Yeah. And fun. All right. Keep trade cut question from Sammy from Instagram.
24:22Keep trade cut. Oh, it's not. It's definitely not players.
24:25It's Frank's Red Hot. It's Sriracha. And then it's Pace Salsa.
24:28New York City. Frank's Red Hot is the 101.
24:31It is the elite of the elite hot sauces.
24:34So I will be keeping that. I think the Sriracha is the trade.
24:38I agree with that. That's my exact lineup. Sriracha is the keep.
24:42Sriracha is the best of the three. You Sriracha weirdos.
24:45I'm going to trade it to you. Yeah, and I will pay top dollar.
24:50With Frank's on the table, you'll grab the Sriracha?
24:53I also love Pace and Frank's. All three of these are great.
24:57Yeah, they're just not. But no, Sriracha is over Frank's.
25:00I use it more. Tabasco doesn't make it into this list.
25:03I thought Tabasco would be the third. Chipotle Tabasco.
25:06It would make more sense. With the Pace salsa thrown in?
25:10Yeah. Another keep trade cut. This one is a different avenue here from Instagram.
25:14In our AMA episode, keep trade cut. Disney World, Disneyland, Disney Cruise.
25:18Oh. I'm going to keep Disneyland. It's close. We go there all the time.
25:23My guy. I'm going to cut Disney World because I kept Disneyland and it's better.
25:28And then I'll trade Disney Cruises, which are awesome.
25:30And Disney, if you're out there and you're listening, please.
25:34Send them? No, just put a casino on your boat so I can go on the Disney Cruises.
25:39It's just like, you want to double down? Is that Ricky Pearson?
25:43Yes. It's me. How many layers of jokes can we get?
25:47I will say, it's crazy because when I think about all of these things, all I do is think about being in a sea of human beings.
25:56Yeah. That's my least favorite part of all of it.
25:59It's just too many people. I agree. There's just too many people.
26:03But shoulder to shoulder is not how I want to vacation.
26:06I mean, I do like, I'm definitely not in these guys' category of my Disneyland.
26:11You guys have got such baked nostalgia mixed with your love of Disneyland, how much you went.
26:17I like it. It's a good time. We'll do it every couple of years.
26:21I've never been to Disney World. All I've ever heard from people that don't like it is they have to walk too much because it's so big.
26:30It's gigantic. And the Disney Cruises, I've never been on a cruise.
26:34That will change, well, while you're listening to this, I will have been on a cruise, but not a Disney cruise.
26:40Keep Land Trade World Cut Cruise. I feel like you're going to get some feedback on that one.
26:46Oh, eat it, Florida. Yeah. It's more humid there too, right?
26:50Yeah. Chase underscore underscore underscore S writes in, favorite sitcom.
26:53What's your favorite sitcom of all time? Oh, man.
26:56This is always an easy answer for me, so you know.
26:59Yeah, I know yours. Yours is Seinfeld. Yes. Mine would, it's either Parks and Rec or The Office, which I see as just the same thing.
27:08See, I'd never, I don't think either of those.
27:11I think I will keep Parks and Rec over.
27:14Are those both sitcoms? Yes. I just never thought of them as sitcoms at all.
27:18It is a comedy that is situational. Situational. If that's the definition of a sitcom, then you are.
27:24It is. In fact, it is the name of the sitcom.
27:28Then you are, then those are, those are the final other two.
27:32Man. I haven't sitcommed in a long time. So yours is Step by Step.
27:36Step by Step. Hey, TGIF. Yeah. Was fantastic. I'm just, I'm looking at a list.
27:41So, you know, like a shout out to Sonny.
27:44But I haven't watched Sonny in a while. And they're, it's funny how I associate a laugh track with a sitcom.
27:51That's why I was asking that question is because I was just hearing laugh tracks.
27:55They're, would you guys, they're listing Silicon Valley as a.
27:59Oh, absolutely. As a sitcom. Yeah. I mean, that one.
28:02Is it a comedy that's situational? Yes. Yeah. I just, I.
28:05It cannot be an hour. I mean, I'll tell you that.
28:09No? No, it can't be an hour. Well, shout out to that show because.
28:13That show was great. I haven't seen it in a long time, but that thing was, I would love it was great.
28:21MC wants to know how, how far is too far for a fantasy football punishment?
28:25We've probably seen some of those over the years.
28:28Permanence. Ah, because. Like the tattoo? The tattoo one's.
28:31Only if pretty fun. Amputation is off the table?
28:34Yeah. The tattoo one, it's just got to have complete buy-in from everybody.
28:38Yes. You cannot have. So therefore, if you had a punishment where one person did not agree or want or be willing
28:45to get a tattoo, now you got to. You can't do that.
28:49That's permanent. I think the only tattoo I would actually want is if when I win, all 11 other managers have to
28:56get my title tattooed onto them somewhere. I don't even care where.
29:00I like the idea of the other 11 managers having a permanent mark on their body about my title.
29:06That's, I mean, usually it's just the big loser.
29:09No, I know. That's what I'm just telling you.
29:12All non-champions. I want everybody's body to reflect the league's history.
29:16That's too far. Yeah. Yeah, that's too far. That's too far.
29:19That would be too far. I don't think I actually want that.
29:23Just don't hurt. Don't hurt somebody else. Don't hurt somebody harm.
29:27I did see the most recent one I saw was the person that had to dress up in a costume in the
29:34middle of July and trick or treat until they got candy from 10 houses.
29:38I thought that was ridiculous. Which. But it also made me laugh.
29:42Those are, those are funny. I like watching the video.
29:45It's like, imagine that person showing up to your house.
29:49It's a little creepy. I'm going to call the police.
29:52It's a little, well, yeah, you better have a nice face.
29:55You got to get out of here. All right.
29:58We'll take another quick break and I've got a ton of fun questions coming up.
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31:00Wayfair, every style, every home. Benjamin writing in, have you ever had real heated arguments with each other due to, oh, fantasy football?
31:07Yeah. That's all we argue. Yeah, I would say those are the actual ones that get heated.
31:13They're not about business. This is not a bit.
31:16This is not a joke. They're not about life.
31:19We're like, hey, there's this huge contract thing we got to figure out.
31:23Okay, that's done. And anyways, Debo Samuel or Brandon Aiyu.
31:26It's not going to be good. Our biggest fight ever was Debo Samuel and Brandon Aiyu.
31:31Yeah, that was... Before a season. It was just stupid.
31:34Yeah. No, the passionate, actual, heated... It was so stupid for him to argue.
31:39Emotional, upset things where you go home and you're like angry.
31:43Right. It's only fantasy football. Jason and mine was the lobby of a hotel.
31:47Oh, I forgot about that. Was this neighbor? It was Russell Wilson.
31:51It was late, so you can make your assumptions about how the night went.
31:55But we are in an empty lobby at like one in the morning, getting loud about Russell Wilson's projections for the year.
32:03I don't even remember what side I was on.
32:05I was pro-Russ. Were you broken? Unlimited diarrhea. Unlimited diarrhea.
32:09And I don't remember who won. I don't either.
32:12But I remember... I know who lost. Everybody else in that lobby.
32:15Yeah. No, there was no one there because it was one in the morning.
32:20Dad, I was not privy. I didn't watch that.
32:23No, you were... It was one in the morning.
32:26You were asleep for five hours. Andy was today years old when he found out that one o'clock comes twice a day.
32:33That's right. Speaking of classifying this crew, Instagram, TheBakedZD writes in, Mike is Michelangelo.
32:37Okay. Jason is Donatello. Andy is Leo. Which producer is Raf?
32:41Raf, you've got these wrong. You've got these wrong.
32:44Mike is Raf. Mike is Raf. Jason is Michelangelo.
32:47I would say Andy is Leo and then Jeremy is Donatello.
32:50Yeah. That's how it actually rolls. We'll do that.
32:53How do you feel about Donatello? Tell me what that says about me.
32:57I don't know them... The tech stuff. That says that you're just...
33:01The tech stuff. Okay. And you're... I mean, there's nothing wrong with Donatello.
33:05I love Donatello. He's probably... He's known for being smart.
33:09Is he purple? Yes. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Hold on.
33:12I'm right about that. I know. I'm disappointing you right now and I'm sorry.
33:16Mike is... Hold on. Cool but rude. You don't know which Ninja Turtle is what color?
33:21Oh my gosh. I did gloss over that. I think I know the colors.
33:26I don't know their personality. I know the colors.
33:29Michelangelo is orange, right? Yes. Leonardo is blue? Yes.
33:32Who's their... Who am I missing? Who's their master?
33:35Raf. Who's their master? He's got to be red.
33:38Don't say Shredder. That's what I was thinking. Splinter.
33:40All right. What? Did you skip out on the secret of the use in the 90s?
33:46I saw it. How did you miss this? No cartoons?
33:49Is that the one with Bebop and Rockstar? Yes.
33:52You're sounding better by the minute. I know the music.
33:55This was... Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.
33:58People our age, which we are, we're all very close.
34:01Ninja Turtles was the biggest thing for them. I watched a lot of...
34:05What toys did you play with? Ninja Turtles. I watched a lot of it, but I don't remember their personalities.
34:12My memory is that of an old fish. Agreed.
34:15I thought maybe you were... Maybe you're not Donatello, because I think Donatello would have a better memory.
34:20Instagram question from Bergy. I have the first pick in a Dynasty Startup Draft full PPR.
34:26Who do I take? Jamar. Yeah. I'd love to argue, but I can't.
34:30Who would you argue for? Sure. I would love to make an argument to get a, like, Gibbs or something, but I just can't do it.
34:38Yep. The power... Again, the power of the best running back in the league is the greatest power to have.
34:45Yes. It's just short-lived, and it's a Dynasty League.
34:47So, I think you'd probably actually argue for about five wide receivers.
34:51Yeah. Before you... Jamar's 26 years old. He's got Joe Burrow.
34:55He's also... Puka. Puka's problem is Stafford. You can make the argument...
34:59Although, Ty Simpson might help. You could make the argument for Amon Rao.
35:03Yep. You could make an argument for Jefferson. JSN?
35:06JSN. For sure. We've got another keep trade cut.
35:09It's Pearl Jam, Nirvana, and Weezer. Oh! So, we're just going to keep the dated...
35:14Oh, man. Pearl Jam's out of here. You don't like Pearl Jam?
35:17Not by comparison to the other two. I mean, the other two are great.
35:22You guys are... I feel like you both are on another level with Weezer.
35:26Yes. Weezer's my easy keep here. Yes. And first two albums only.
35:30Really. Weezer? Yeah. Oh, no. I got out. No, I know.
35:34It's the whole... There's an SNL sketch about this.
35:37It's a great one. Which is awesome because it is...
35:40About Weezer in particular? It is so true of the Weezer fandom.
35:44You have people like me where... It's not that I don't like the new stuff.
35:49I just... You don't like it. I fell out.
35:52You just didn't. I'm not buying every record. But the first two are...
35:56You're talking the Blue Album and Pinkerton are just our masterpieces.
35:59And then I like Nirvana more than Pearl Jam, so...
36:03Yeah. I guess I'll trade Nirvana. I'm pretty indifferent across the board here.
36:07Oh, man. None were my favorite bands. I guess I'd keep Nirvana, trade Pearl Jam, Cut Weezer.
36:12Not even the Green Album? Green Album's fine. Green Album's awesome.
36:16I'm sorry they started to lose me. Nah. YouTube question from Sawyer Brown.
36:20Has anybody crashed a golf cart and why was it Jason's fault?
36:24I will say I witnessed something on the course the other day...
36:28Uh-oh. ...two weeks ago involving Al Borland and Jason.
36:31Oh, that was fun. Wait, were you two in a cart?
36:34We were. Let me just tell you my perspective for that.
36:38Oh, no. Describe the visual. Yes. Oh, no. So I always hit my drive about 100 yards farther than these guys.
36:44So I'm always way further down the course. That's true.
36:48Let me start there. And then I'm out there looking.
36:51I'm sizing up my next shot, which was much closer than their next shot.
36:55You know what I mean? Because of the drive.
36:58And so I look back over my left shoulder and I see Jason Moore just oddly sprinting in the fairway.
37:05I'm sprinting as fast as I can. I can't sprint faster.
37:08Falling on his feet. If you can fall while walking, he's doing that.
37:12Yeah, the fall forward. And the reason... And he doesn't...
37:16It looks like he's just doing it. That's all Andy sees is me just sprinting faster than I have sprinted in 20 years.
37:23Yes. But the reason is because... And I didn't know why.
37:27I was reaching for a ball that Jeremy wanted me to pick up while he was driving and then he turned to
37:34the left and flung me out of the... And so I'm literally running at...
37:38Like I got launched off a golf cart speed.
37:41Unbelievable. He got tossed. This wasn't the catch up.
37:44This is... You had... So he just missed you getting launched out.
37:48He just saw me post. So you're trying to stay up.
37:51And I did. Oh my gosh. But all he sees me is just sprinting down the grass.
37:57It was amazing. We've had some close calls. I will say that one of my favorite, if not my favorite thing to
38:04do at a golf course when you have carts, it's not a walking course, is the skid break.
38:10Oh yeah. It is the only way to break a golf...
38:13If you're on a path and you don't have skid marks...
38:17You're not doing it to the green. You are...
38:20No, no. Not on the grass. But if you're not leaving a little skid mark on the cart path, you're breaking...
38:26You're probably not accelerating properly. I think the funniest video we could have ever released for our first golf video would have
38:34been like breaking five or six golf faux pas.
38:36I mean, like first thing, Jason just drives the cart right up to the pin, pops out, putts it in, leaves the
38:44pin out, moves on to the next hole. Got to walk through that sand trap first.
38:49You do walk... Yeah, he walks through the sand trap.
38:52Oh, you drive into it. You know, because my ball's in there.
38:56Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah. I mean, there are some rules on that golf course, man.
39:01You better... You better get with it. And there are curmudgeonly old people.
39:05Or there will be some old dudes that... The HOA president you write out for that course.
39:11There are so many ironclad etched in stone rules that are listed nowhere.
39:15Correct. The only way to know these rules is you happen to know someone who knows...
39:20You know who knows the rules. Or you get told what you just broke.
39:24Did I tell my hitting a kid with a golf ball story on the show?
39:29I don't believe it. This is a good start.
39:32So, this was like two days ago. Hole one clears off.
39:36It's like a 278-yard hole one. There's nobody to be seen.
39:39I want to be very clear. There's some hills to the left side of the hole.
39:44I can't see anybody. We tee off. It seems appropriate.
39:48Yeah. So, I tee off. And again, I hit my drives really far.
39:52It's just my thing. And I'm just watching Al to see his face.
39:56I can't argue with it. It's true. So, I hit it.
40:00And of course, I didn't say I hit it straight.
40:03So, it's off to the left. I get up there.
40:06And my ball is basically on the edge of the tee box for hole two.
40:11Pin high. Because, you know, again, really good with distance.
40:14And I walk up there. And the guy, there's a dude.
40:18And he looks at me. And he is 11 out of 10 upset.
40:22And he goes, you want to know where that ball actually landed?
40:26And I go, oh, man, where? He goes, it hit my kid in the foot.
40:31And I go, holy crap. I go, I am so sorry.
40:34I can't see over here. The hills are here.
40:37I didn't know anybody was over here. And the kid goes, no, it didn't, Dad.
40:42Just an angry man. And then he goes, yeah, I landed by his foot.
40:46So, the dude is trying to make me feel worse.
40:50Oh, man. You just got to hit him with it.
40:53So, you're telling me I carried 270? Yeah. I should have.
40:56But he was trying to get me to think I hit the kid.
41:00What a clown. I was like, I'm really sorry.
41:03He goes, some warning. Yeah, but you could imagine what it would have been like if you did.
41:09There's only two. I can't believe you tried to make me think I hit him.
41:14There's only two type of people that I have seen on a golf course.
41:19Cool, fun, chill people. That are out of golf.
41:21Or just upset, angry curmudgeons. It's like. Yeah. You're one or the other?
41:26Yeah, you're one or the other. And you can change day to day.
41:30That much we know to be shot. Very, very true.
41:33I know his whole one didn't go well. That's for sure.
41:37Oh, my goodness. Francisco said. Francisco. Francisco. Why do you have co-managers in your main league?
41:42I feel like it would be more easy and more accomplishing to win the league by yourself.
41:47Oh, there's some good answers for this thing. First of all, they get no glory.
41:52Oh, absolutely. The glory is ours. It's yours. We don't do.
41:56Well, sometimes the glory is the co-manager. Like Kyle fixing Jeremy's team or Matt fixing Josh's team.
42:01But again, Kyle got all the glory in that situation.
42:04That's true. But, well, he was the main manager.
42:07You're right. Anyways, back to the question. It started, I mean, there was just no room.
42:12This is the League of Record, popular, fun, passionate.
42:15Popular. Well, my point is there's a waiting list.
42:18Like people want in the league. There are at least two to three people at any moment who want in this league.
42:25Over time, now there's probably maybe three to four now.
42:28No, there's 12. You basically have to be a co-manager.
42:32It's the most popular league. In order to get.
42:35Everybody talks about it. If someone leaves, you have to have been a co-manager for a number of years to get in now.
42:42Yeah. So that's what it's developed into. Bang your deuce.
42:45And I will say I was. It's a chance to be a part of the League of Records.
42:51So a lot of people jump in as co-managers.
42:54And they get to come to the draft. And they're friends of ours.
42:58Or my son is my co-manager. And they have, I mean, at least the way my team operates is I do what
43:05I please and tell them about it after to see if he liked it.
43:10I was very much on the, I'm not, I won't have a co-manager.
43:14I'm going to win. I will take all the glory.
43:17When I win, it was me. But now that I've had a couple different co's and Kyle's my co-manager at League of Records, it's just fun.
43:25And it's another person when you're in the draft, you can actually talk to somebody.
43:30Draft day is the biggest advantage of it is you just have like somebody at your table.
43:36Draft day or you have, you know, a good co-manager should be, you kind of just.
43:41The idea man. You or woman. You have some ideas and also clean up.
43:45Like check the, I co-manage with Jason in the Dynasty Junior League.
43:49And so it's like every once in a while, I'll just peek at the waiver wire or Sunday morning.
43:55I'll have it in my process of like just double checking that that league is good.
44:01I'm not. You bring things to my attention. You say, hey.
44:04I'm not trying to run the whole team. Do we want to go look at this?
44:09Do we want to make this swap? It, and it's just, it's, it's actually really fun and really nice to have someone
44:16to talk to because a, you know, we have a saying in fantasy football, no one cares about your fantasy football team.
44:23Right. No one cares about your team. It's like listening to people's dreams.
44:28You know what I mean? It's like, I don't care.
44:31I won't dream last night. They seem so important to you.
44:34And when you have a co, someone actually cares about your league and it's, it's nice.
44:40It is. It's, it actually amplifies the fun. It really does.
44:43All right. Our final AMA question of the day from Haley.
44:47Oh, Haley comments, comments, Haley comments. That's funny name.
44:50Listener of the week. Uh, what is your ideal retirement lifestyle look like?
44:54It's changed recently. It's changed because right now my, my retirement really, really changed full one 80.
44:59I want to live on a, on a golf course.
45:02What was it before the golf course? Um, I think it would have been be able to retire young.
45:09Is it a vacation a lot? Yeah. And probably audition for things that I just want to.
45:14Oh, that's fun. That's kind of cool. I know you get, you got rid of that for golf.
45:20Yeah. Now it's just wake up, make the senior to go to the clubhouse, hang out there all day.
45:26Get some rounds of golf. The country club life does seem like it could be pretty cool.
45:31I want travel and Island life. Yeah. My wife.
45:34So we visited. Chill man. Maui for the first time a couple of years ago, which we had a great time.
45:41And then she's like, because we've gotten into golf and it's boiling hot out.
45:46She's like, I bet you'd really love to live there now because of the three 65 golfing.
45:51Yes. Which there's not, that's why people do love Arizona.
45:54We don't realize it. Well, because we never have like courses shut down for five months due to snow, but it is someplace should be shut down.
46:03They keep them open when it's one 10. I just saw some, some, so we did, we made a horrible mistake a few weeks ago.
46:11We played 18 holes in the morning. Some clouds came out briefly and then we're like, let's play 18 more.
46:17And so I just saw some people, local friends of mine that just did that.
46:22And they all had to get IVs afterwards, which I think you guys, you and Jeremy at least needed those on that day.
46:30Myself too. It was just too hot. But again, would you rather golf in a hot climate or not golf at all?
46:37Jason, probably not golf. I mean, it gets really turned down an invite this morning.
46:42So that'll do it for today's episode of the show.
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