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1:02Danny Kelly and Craig Horlbeck And we are still catching up On all the news that we missed While I was on
1:09my honeymoon We're gonna go through that But we are also still collecting Hot quarterback rankings From all seven Of the women
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1:30Hottest to notest 32 starting quarterbacks Hottest to notest Please send it To ringerfantasyfootball.gmail.com And then after the 4th of July We're
1:37gonna start unveiling The hottest quarterbacks in the NFL And compare them to our rankings Yeah We're gonna rank them together We're
1:44gonna compare You know We're gonna compare the rankings Before we get in I would love to do like a prediction segment
1:51Where we talk about Where we think the largest gap will be Which quarterback will have the largest chasm That's a great
1:59question I think it's gonna be Jackson Dart Interesting I think it's gonna be Trevor Lawrence Is an interesting conversation to be
2:06had Lawrence I think it's a hair related person Because I still think that I have learned as I've gotten older There's
2:13a tremendous gap In what men think Men's hair should look like And what women think Men's hair should look like At
2:20least in America Yeah Because men think they should look like English soccer players Yeah And Men want tight fades And women
2:27want flow They want you to look like You're in a band Yeah And men don't think that at all So I
2:34think you're right Okay Let's get all the news we missed And then we'll hit a bunch of Dumb shenanigans And pretty
2:41great emails later Thank you to everyone Emailed in your blind spots I want to start with the news I Brandon Ayuk
2:48This is also a saga This is just unbelievable Brandon Ayuk Who's still a member of the 49ers Has He just The
2:55man seems to be unable To stop going on Instagram live And making fun of the 49ers Who among us Can't get
3:03off social media He's just like us Do you guys think I was thinking about this this morning Is he Actively damaging
3:10His reputation And his ability To play in the NFL Or is this actually Making it more likely The 49ers are going
3:17to be like This guy's crazy Before we do Can we rewind and tell people What's happening Yeah It's crazy Also Start
3:24from the beginning He has seven videos But I want us to Cam Can you Can you play the video That I
3:31think sums everything up The best Man What's up everybody I had a great Father's Day And before I lay down And
3:38go to bed tonight I just wanted to say Go Commanders Go Commanders Go Commanders Take him in Fuck you talking about
3:45There's like nine of these Who seems higher Brandon Ayuk in that video Or Mac Jones At the tight end universe Dude
3:52Mac was Tweaking out Having a great time No one enjoys being a backup quarterback More than Mac Jones That guy's living
3:59his life Dude Brandon Ayuk Who's a member of the Niners I don't know DK This man I've never seen anyone Crash
4:07out After making 30 million dollars a year More than Brandon Ayuk I mean It's crazy Yeah Obviously Hyphens You'll do the
4:14You'll do the timeline Like approximately But basically He Was in the He's in the doghouse He decided not to do his
4:21rehab He injured his knee Decided not to do his rehab He basically hasn't been With the 49ers For months And Now
4:28he's just Driving by the stadium On game day And being weird Posting these videos Where he's talking about Going to the
4:35commanders He posted a video today Where he just goes into his closet And dumps a bunch of money Out of his
4:42backpack I could talk about this for a while I don't like The backpack video The decision to be in the closet
4:49Was like an interesting one I don't know what to make of that I thought it was interesting My read of that
4:56was like He's got the backpack on He's in the closet Like what do you do in the closet You pack up
5:03You know you're leaving At the end of the video He throws the backpack on And he's like I don't care He's
5:11getting rid of the money I don't Yeah the money I'm getting rid of your money And I'm leaving To go to
5:18Washington Yeah because literally Literally I mean he said at one point Like what did he say He said You know why
5:25the Niners are mad They're mad because they're stupid Because they paid me 50 million dollars In eight months Like he literally
5:32said Like it's the joke Is it's the Niners money I have to say About this closet video First of all It's
5:39not hundreds It's 50s I've never seen so many 50 dollar bills In my entire life Did you notice that No They're
5:46not hundred dollar bills And it's weird 50s are easier to use But you almost certainly Have to ask for 50s It
5:53would have been cool If it was the Trump 250 dollar bill If it was just those That would have been sick
6:00Yeah totally He's going to Washington Like that would have been A cool flex Oh fuck I didn't think of that So
6:07he's probably pissed He's going to do that now He's listening Someone send it to him He's going to be mad I
6:15didn't think of it I think that he wants The Niners to release him And the Niners are basically Like fuck you
6:22We hate you Like I'm not kidding The Niners are petty And I think the Niners are like We know you're going
6:29to Washington We know Washington wants you Because again The Washington GM Adam Peters Worked for the Niners Like he drafted Brandon
6:36Ayuk And Niners are like You have to give us a pick We're not letting this Jane Daniels was a college teammate
6:43too Yeah Jane Daniels was a college And like close friend But let's I want to get into the logistics of it
6:50Because I want to get this right Like the Niners want to trade obviously So they can get something in return for
6:57him But If If Correct me if I'm wrong If Ayuk shows up to training camp And starts to practice He gets
7:04his guaranteed money Like if he were to get hurt And if he were to be on the active roster He gets
7:11the money that he is owed for this year Which is why if he showed up to training camp The Niners would
7:18then cut him immediately Because they could not risk a season ending injury That would require them To pay him the money they owed him Is that correct?
7:28I think they got rid of his actual injury guarantees Because he didn't do his His Rehab I thought the 26 million
7:35for 2026 Would become guaranteed If he's either on the active roster for week one Or if he shows up to practice
7:42And suffers a season ending injury Which is why He just needs to show up to get cut Right But he's not
7:49showing up I To be honest This is the kind of thing that Slipped through the cracks a little bit When I
7:56was on my honeymoon I don't actually know Because it's one of the I didn't even look into it To be honest
8:03Because John Lynch One of the rare things John Lynch literally said At the GM of the Niners It is safe to
8:10say He will never play for us ever again Like John Lynch literally said That His key card probably doesn't work So
8:17I actually didn't even entertain That he would play again I didn't even consider him Showing it to practice Correct?
8:24I saw Pro Football Talk was mentioning Basically he could push He could force their hand By showing up Yes To training
8:31camps And basically being like Alright let's do this I'm ready to go play some receiver And that is And that's the
8:38thing Is I think that you're right This is probably a threat Can we go through this timeline Because it is This
8:45is the kind of crash out Where you're like Oh he must want a contract And you see There have been crazy
8:52things all the time You know Terrell Owens doing pushups In his like driveway or whatever Like we've seen plenty of receivers
8:59Do crazy shit The crazy part about this is Brandon Ayuk Got a giant fucking contract Like he got Like he was
9:06Like the Niners had The Netflix did a documentary They put Debo And George Kittle in it Not him Then they lost
9:14the Super Bowl You're talking about Receiver right? Receiver yeah And there were five players In the whole league Two of them
9:21were Ayuk's teammates And Ayuk's thinks he's better than them So I think that was a crash out Lost the Super Bowl
9:28Was a crash out Then he was like I want to contract the Niners Like what's sick of you This is two
9:35years ago They're like we're sick of you They're going to trade him To the Steelers And then while John Lynch Is
9:42on the phone with the Steelers Kyle Shanahan and Ayuk Are in his office And like make up That a come to
9:49Jesus moment Yeah and Shanahan like Runs upstairs And like gets Lynch Off the phone with the Steelers So they sign him
9:56To 30 million a year Then Ayuk is still pissy Remember he was Came out to The practice In the wrong shorts
10:03Like three weeks After they gave him the money Like everyone in the Niners Wearing red shorts He came out in like
10:10Black shorts or something And then Shanahan Made him change pants Because he's like What the fuck is wrong with you?
10:17Like you're on a team You have to dress like everyone else And then he shredded his knee Against the Chiefs I
10:24do want to back up slightly Because I I had to kind of Refresh myself On Brandon Ayuk's career How successful he's
10:31been How old he is How many years He's been in the league One Do you guys DK off the top of
10:39your head How old do you think Ayuk is?
10:4127 28 He's 28 He's 28 Which is a tick older Than I think I thought he was Because I guess He
10:49hasn't played football In a long time So in my head He still is like This kind of young Up and comer
10:56Who's like 25 Or 26 He's 28 years old First two seasons in the league He averaged 800 yards And five touchdowns
11:03Year three He has a thousand yards And eight touchdowns And then year four Was his big breakout year He had 1300
11:10yards And seven touchdowns And I think The stats don't even tell you How good he was Because that You could just
11:17You could really tell In those two years That he was really going into something Then he signs this huge deal After
11:24the year four He had 1300 yards Seven touchdowns He signs the giant deal And then 2024 He begins the season Super
11:31slow He has like 370 yards Zero touchdowns In seven games Through seven games And then tears his knee up And then
11:38in the summer Of the following year 2025 The Niners voided The remaining guaranteed money On his contract Because he wasn't Participating
11:45in rehab And that was when Kittle was like Oh yeah I would get there early To watch Iuke Working out in
11:53the morning And he said that He was hitting 22 miles an hour And stopping on a dive A year ago Almost
12:00a year ago Which is pretty remarkable That like You know That doesn't mean everything But that physically In theory Theoretically Like
12:07he's He's ready to fucking go Yeah You also remember His first two seasons In the NFL After being a first round
12:14pick He found himself In the doghouse With Kyle Shanahan For maybe not blocking The way he was supposed to Basically just
12:21not doing The things he was supposed to do And you know They kind of put They kind of just kept him
12:28On the sideline In a lot of In a lot of time A lot of games And had other guys Kind of
12:35featured And so This sort of feud With the coaching staff Slash front office Has like been a long time Kind of
12:42brewing I feel like And has been a A bit of a Rollercoaster ride So I mean And then Kittle was on
12:49Part of my take The other day And he was basically like PM PFT was basically Trying to Paint the picture of
12:56like Hopefully Brandon Ayuk Will be happy Once he goes to the commanders He's on a team He wants to be in
13:04And Kittle's like Yeah I'd be really mad too If I was making 30 million a year Yeah He's like Good luck
13:11with that PFT was basically like Ricky Bob He's like I love the way he's talking I love it He's a man
13:18He can do what he wants So Kittle's turned on him Essentially Which is rare Because Kittle's like From what I can
13:25gather Seems like a pretty nice dude And like He's pretty complimentary Of a lot of people So for George Kittle To
13:32be out on you Is kind of hard I have to say At this juncture In Brandon Ayuk's career I look back
13:39at 2024 And think to myself Man he would have been A great Pittsburgh Steeler He would have been He would have
13:46fit right in He would have been Absolutely perfect With Mike Tomlin Like Tomlin That is This is exactly The type of
13:53guy That Tomlin could have Wrangled in He would have been awesome He wouldn't have Torn his knee up That deal was
14:00so close To happening He is the most Swipe right Steelers wide receiver You can picture I'm bummed We don't have him
14:08Because it would be special Tomlin could handle Everybody in NFL history Except Aaron Rodgers Would he have been On the same
14:15He would have been On the same team As Pickens Yeah Oh What a combo Yeah it would have been great And
14:22DK Metcalf Oh my I doubt Yeah I know true But still Oh my god Alright so We'll see He's gonna be
14:29on the Commanders at some point I think that's the last thing Before we move on Is like Let's just say he
14:36goes to The Commanders And is actually healthy Where the fucking drafting Do you think it factored Into the Commanders Not taking
14:43a wide receiver In the first two rounds Or no Probably but also They didn't have a ton of picks I mean
14:50yes Because they didn't have A ton of picks Washington And so they had to be Discerning Because they really needed help
14:57In the front seven It was a mess I mean they signed Adafio A But they needed bodies So Yeah they only
15:04had a first And a third And I guess with their Third round pick They did take Antonio Williams But So I
15:12think Where Would you take Brandon Ayuk And want him on your Fantasy football team Do you think he's gonna be If
15:19I told you This year is either a disaster And he's out of the league In two years Or he actually goes
15:26on a war path And the Niners probably miss him Well the question is Is like It's the discount that comes With
15:33taking him Like if he's 30 or 40 dollars In an auction draft After he's going in the Third or fourth round
15:40No I mean odds are He's not I mean that's not He's not 30 dollars Well I'm just I don't know But
15:47I would say If he's If he's priced like Pre-Brandon Ayuk Or even close to that Not at all If you can
15:54get him For six bucks I would probably Take a gamble on him Yeah Odds are that What would you put the
16:01odds On that he Heifetz said As Heifetz said He goes on the war path He's really good again A thousand plus
16:08yards I'm on I would say 15% chance Yeah That's exactly You know what's crazy Is that you kind of Need to
16:16be a little Unhinged So maybe Yeah You know maybe It's actually good Look maybe he's just like Kind of a mess
16:23on social media And thinks he's being Way more clever Than he is And he's healthy And he'll just show up To
16:30the commanders And be great Wild Weird guy Okay Weird guy Weird guy Weird guy The next one here Russell Wilson retired
16:37To CBS So It was very Anticlimactic Retirement For Russell Wilson Yeah I mean He went out I mean The last real
16:44memory I have of Russell Wilson And playing football Is going to be hitting The goalpost With the game On the line
16:51Versus the Chiefs In September Starting the Jackson Dart era really But Russell Wilson So Matt Ryan Left the CBS Pre-game show
16:58Or whatever To go run the Falcons And Russell Wilson I guess is going to Replace him I believe And correct me
17:05if I'm wrong That since we started Our show And probably Longer than that I believe Russell Wilson Is the only player
17:12To play for all Three of our teams Russell Wilson Was a Seahawks Stealer and a Giant I don't know if anyone
17:20Else has done that And it's been a long time So what a strange person To unite all three of us But
17:27Danny Kelly You watched Russell Wilson For the longest And I want to let you Say a few words For Russell Wilson's
17:34career I mean Yeah I was thinking about Russell Wilson's legacy When it comes to Seahawks fans And I think In Seattle
17:41In Seahawks fans Around the world Basically he is Still beloved He's still a guy That got the Seahawks You know To
17:48the Super Bowl Almost got them A second Super Bowl Obviously that second Super Bowl Is etched in everyone's Memories And you
17:55know Why Is a big part of The legacy He threw an interception At the goal line That would have won the
18:02game So that's tough But I think Overall Very good feelings Towards Russell Wilson I was at I was at this bar
18:09In Bellingham The Den Shout out Joey and Craig The owners of The Den And watching the US Play the Australians In
18:16the World Cup The other day And the game was in Seattle Great vibes in Seattle And I remember In this bar
18:24Packed to the gills They Showed Marshawn Lynch And Cliff Averill In the crowd On the broadcast Of this game And the
18:31bar Fucking Erupted Just went apeshit Hooting and hollering Everyone fucking Loves Marshawn Lynch Like he is He is maybe Top three
18:38All time Seattle Athletes And then Right after that They panned To Russell Wilson With Sierra And like No one even clapped
18:45It was just like Silent I was like That's like An interesting And anecdotal One One small example I think Of maybe
18:52Kind of like The difference Between Lynch And Russell Wilson He's like a family member It's like you love him But you
18:59don't like him Yes And even during Even during His Seahawks Heyday Like he was Kind of You know The teacher's pet
19:06Type of player The teammates Didn't really like him All that much I think fans Loved him Of course But You know
19:13He had the Ongoing feud With Russell Or with Richard Sherman He had an ongoing feud With Golden Tate He had an
19:20ongoing feud With Doug Baldwin And then I think everyone Had an ongoing feud With him It kind of went It kind
19:27of went bad With John Schneider And Pete Carroll He tried to get them Fired at the end of the day And
19:35then they traded him It's like it's a complicated Legacy With the Seahawks I think overall though End of the day I
19:42love Russell Wilson I think you know His time in Seattle Was electric It was magical He always had an ability To
19:49pull like a rabbit Out of his hat In these big game moments And that's what I think how he'll be remembered
19:56Even though Kind of the career Fell off a cliff Towards the end there And he kind of had a weird Ending
20:03in Seattle I think overall though Just all the magical moments Are what he's going to be Remembered by And he will
20:10be You know On the list Of all time Seahawks Not necessarily at the top But he's on there For sure He's
20:17the guy That gets invited But you're kind of like Yeah There's three Russell Wilsons to me There's the early Seahawks Russell
20:24Wilson Which was this like Unbelievably precocious Mature Super Bowl winning quarterback I mean he still is The shortest quarterback To ever
20:31win a Super Bowl And just an unbelievable story Of a guy Two sports and everything It was really impressive Then there's
20:39late Seahawks Russell Wilson Who I think was The most The single most fun player To watch in the NFL Was Russell
20:46Wilson In 2017 2018 When he was like Running around Doing crazy stuff Like And the We didn't know it yet But
20:53the offense Had really tilted Toward too much Of what he was doing And it was really Built too much around him
21:00But he was doing Everything It looked like Young Kyler Murray Like he On play to play basis There was no one
21:07more fun To watch in 2018 And then there was like You know Let Russ cook And he was just Throwing everything
21:14And then there's like Broncos Steelers Russell Wilson Where he was Legitimately embarrassing Himself on and off The field constantly Like The
21:21Like the delay of games In the Broncos Opener All these things But I I kind of just I mean Off the
21:28top of my head I was thinking About how corny This guy Like the corniness Started to like Now the tuxedos Are
21:35fucked up And something was Like the moment Kind of like Jalen Hurts The moment you stop winning All these stories About
21:43you Are like Okay now you're Just kind of A weird person And like The Mr.
21:48Unlimited Mr. Unlimited He signs the contract And him and Ciara Are in bed And he's like I have sex too And
21:55then he's like Remember he broke The rehabbing 19 hours a day There was the flight To London Where everyone On the
22:02team Was asleep And he was doing High knees For four hours In the aisle And he kept Everyone awake And I
22:09was like Reading all these I was like Man this guy Must have been So fucking annoying And then he had The
22:16house in Denver With 20 bathrooms Remember that Yeah No he had 12 bedrooms And he only had What was it Four
22:23It was Four bathrooms Or two It was like Three bathrooms Per room Oh right It was a very small Amount of
22:30bathrooms Right Oh yeah Right Wait no wait I'm just Wait no no I think it was He had very few bedrooms
22:37Because he had like A 30,000 square foot House with like Three bedrooms Four bedrooms Twelve bathrooms Yeah yeah yeah It's a
22:45ton of bathrooms Four bedrooms And 12 bathrooms That's a party house Right there It's like hey No one's sleeping over But
22:52you can pee Anywhere you want That's really We should buy it And make it The Gentleman's Bist Club Do you think
22:59that Russ is gonna be good In the booth No I've never been More confident I think he can be No I
23:06disagree I think he can be It just depends on I've never been More confident Are you You think he'll be A
23:13good Commentator I think he could be I don't know If he will be I Then again Theoretically Tom Brady Should be
23:20an awesome Commentator And he hasn't really been But first of all He's pretty polished And he's a good He speaks really
23:27well So he's not gonna be Like awkward and weird As he's like Breaking down plays I really want him To lean
23:34into Late career Not afraid to say Some shit Russell Wilson Like the thing He did with Sean Payton Where he's like
23:41Bringing up Bounty gate In a tweet And stuff like that I wanna see him You think he wrote That tweet I
23:49don't know Sure Who do you think Wrote it for him His fucking agent Okay Sure That's an interesting Assumption I guess
23:56Maybe he did I don't know I don't know Russell Wilson's agent To be clear Famously Was the single Most aggressive Person
24:03in the media He doesn't have That agent anymore Oh well I don't know How's that I'll fuck myself Look If we
24:10put the odds On it Maybe it's like 70% He's gonna be Really boring 30% He'll be fun I think he needs
24:17To look at What happened What has happened With Tom Brady What happened With Drew Brees Fucking bore you To tears Like
24:24lean into it Do the Troy Aikman thing Like be a little bit mean Yeah Be a little bit critical He's too
24:31concerned With what people think I mean Look To your point To your point The best Manning cast There ever were Were
24:38The first two Before they realized They wanted to dumb it down And they accidentally Had Russell Wilson And Tom Brady Back
24:45to back weeks In like overtime Yeah Like two minutes I remember that I agree with you That was my one My
24:53one thought Of why Russ Could maybe be good Is I remember him Being pretty good On the Manning cast He was
25:00amazing On the Manning cast And it was like They just were talking About It was Peyton Eli And Russell Wilson Just
25:07talking about What do you do On third and four With like Fourteen seconds left And like one time out And down
25:14I think it was three or four And they were just talking And they just had No filter And I was like
25:21Oh my god This is actually The future of television And then they just Never went back to that Ever And they
25:28just decided To have the rock on And talk about like Childhood photos or something I don't know why But like He
25:35was amazing Here's Owen Wilson Owen Wilson What's gonna happen here On third and four Yeah The predictions The leading What do
25:42you think Is gonna happen To this play I'm like Who gives a fuck What Owen Wilson Owen Wilson Doesn't even care
25:49But anyway Half the time They couldn't even Get the prediction In in time Before the play Was snapped It was like
25:57That's always a mess Who sits there And predicts What's gonna happen On a play At length I don't know But um
26:04Anyway The delay It's like It's like The Mannings Are on the moon And they're talking To people on earth I don't
26:11know Why they cannot Figure out The fucking delay My favorite guest Who ever went On the Manning cast Was Jon Stewart
26:18Because Jon Stewart Declined Every time They tried To be like So Jon You grew up In the What'd you think Of
26:25the 1984 And he was like Peyton He was like Eli Shut up Why is Daniel Who's missing this block Is this
26:32Andrew Thomas' fault Or is this What's going on In this play And then he was like Maybe It's just like They
26:39need people Who can't Anyway By the way Russ is now Reped by Mulageta But he was Reped by Mark Rogers For
26:4615 years Okay But as of 2026 Mulageta I don't know If that's The But yeah Russ If he's honest Sure But
26:53I think It took Aikman 30 years To stop giving a fuck What the players Talked to The problem With Russ Is
27:01he just He also Is in the Like he just Wants to be Loved by everyone I mean You know what I'm
27:08going to say This If he starts Being a dick I'm going to Love him I will love him So much more
27:15I want every player To go into Boz and be Kind of Positivity No Have you ever Heard him speak He's all
27:22like Positivity Love He doesn't want to Criticize people Like He's not going to Go up there And just be like J.J.
27:29McCarthy Is just not doing Enough Odds are You're probably right Like I just I don't know I just He just He's
27:36a He's a cliche machine He's a human Cliche He's like It's like If Jalen Hurts Talked all the time That's Russell
27:43Wilson I don't know Do you think Hear me out Hear me out Russ If you want to If you want to
27:50Like Salvage your legacy And salvage Like your Your Whatever The way that Fans feel about you Man Just kind of Become
27:57a dick A little bit That's my That's my goal Do you think He's a shoo-in For the Hall of Fame It's
28:05not a shoo-in Not a shoo-in No Do you guys think Russell Wilson And Eli Manning Should be a Hall of Famer
28:12If you had to pick one You're asking the wrong person I would say Russell Wilson But it's probably Eli I think
28:19they're kind of In the same boat They are But isn't the point I don't know I'm also extremely biased But I'm
28:26like One person is the best Throw in Super Bowl history And one person is the worst I'd probably pick Eli Manning
28:33Right Eli has the best throw In Super Bowl history Russ is the worst Feels like a tiebreaker Sure I mean Yeah
28:40Have you looked at their Career stats next to each other Yeah I mean Eli Manning literally has Twice the interceptions Russell
28:47Wilson has In basically the same amount of time You ever What does the stats say About teammates Liking them What is
28:54the Hall of Fame about Did anyone ever Fucking winning Super Bowls Likeability That's what it's fucking about I think if you
29:01looked at it I haven't looked into it Strongly But I think if you looked at it Like really non-biased And from
29:08a numerical Point of view Like he has a pretty good Chance But You know There's personality things There is the Super
29:16Bowl Loss Which is probably going to Weigh on some people's minds And the fact that he had An elite defense for
29:23most Of his career Will hurt his chances And he had a really bad End to his career Let me ask you
29:30this Toss in Big Ben Is he number one Above the two of them I mean yeah If Roethlisberger was liked On
29:37a personal level It wouldn't even be close Because he was I'll be honest I think Have I given you My officially
29:44unmanning Hall of Fame take Probably many times But let's hear it again It's so much better For Eli to not make
29:51it It's more Eli To not be in it No but it's It's kind of like If Ichiro Had just gotten Unanimous
29:58Hall of Fame We probably never Would have even known He made the Hall of Fame But because one person Didn't vote
30:05for Ichiro To make it We The entire sports world Acknowledged how incredible Ichiro was For an entire week Every year Eli
30:12Is not a Hall of Famer We'll talk about Like Belichick made the Hall of Fame No one would have gave a
30:20shit He didn't So we like did a whole episode About how stupid that was Every year Eli doesn't make it We'll
30:27just relive the Super Bowls And I'd rather do that Sure Austin's dropping some stats Russell Wilson 16th all time In passing
30:34yards Eli is 11th Russell Wilson 12th In passing touchdowns Eli 11th Russell Wilson Is Has way way way More rushing yards
30:41I imagine And he was Yeah but again Kurt Cousins is gonna be Like there are certain quarterbacks That are gonna be
30:48out there On these lists You can't just do like Total yards Total I mean you can to a degree But at
30:55a certain point Russ is 4th 4th all time In rushing yards Among quarterbacks It's just a hard discussion To have Because
31:02he's a different Type of quarterback Than a lot of Put them both in Yeah Who cares The Hall of Fame Couldn't
31:09put Bill Belichick in So I think they have some issues Remember the time Bill Belichick Did make the Hall of Fame
31:16He made like 12% Of all Super Bowls Won 12% of them Alright Honestly The Hall of Fame sucks Who was I'm
31:24blanking What's the Bills guy Who like Claimed that he voted for him But probably didn't Oh no it was Bill Polian
31:31Oh it was Bill Polian Who is the chief of the Colts Who just hates Bill Belichick And then lied about it
31:38And he coordinated An entire attack Against Belichick He's like you know He said he couldn't remember If you voted for him
31:45He said he couldn't remember If he voted for Bill Belichick In the Hall of Fame Which he's using The 5th of
31:52every He's like I don't remember There's 5 people If you can't remember 3 weeks later You should just That alone should
31:59just be How can you not remember Whether or not You selected Bill Belichick To make the Hall of Fame Imagine if
32:06like 2 weeks after the election There's a lot of people on this list Man I don't know Imagine if I was
32:13like Did you vote for like Trump or Hillary You're like ah I can't remember I don't know He is 83 I
32:20don't recall Yeah Oh my god Did you vote for Bill Belichick At the Hall of Fame Um Okay Uh Patrick Mahomes
32:28Signed while we were out Well I was out Uh Patrick Mahomes signed Another half billion dollar contract It's like 8 years
32:35for like Uh 500-ish million dollars Um Talking about anticlimactic Patrick Mahomes Mahomes is the least Dramatic quarterback Ever Yeah He just
32:42He signed through God knows when They never have to worry about He's out here signing Baseball contracts Should we make a
32:49time capsule And then like Just unearth it When Mahomes' deal expires 2033 Just like Pick that shit up Jerry Jones could
32:56never They are fucking Wasting all this potential content By signing Patrick Mahomes To 10 year contracts Yeah Jerry would just have
33:03him On a one year deal Each for 12 years I will say It's always funny When it's like Adam Schefter's like
33:10Mahomes signed for 8 years And 504.5 million dollars Creating 36 million dollars Of cap space And I'm like What do you
33:17mean It created cap space It's like Reading Amazon Doesn't pay taxes Or something You're like What do you mean The half
33:24billion dollars Created flexibility But it does Which is funny Like are these Considered team friendly Deals to a degree Or just
33:32No Yes Because If There's like A one year deal For 50 million dollars And making it up You have to pay
33:39The 50 million dollars 5-0 million Now they can spread it around How they want Yeah You push it to the future
33:46So you actually pay Less per year Because the NFL is inflation So as long as the NFL Makes more money You
33:53push it to the future It's like It just goes down So it's Longer deals It's why a lot of deals Are
34:00running through 2029 Because then when the new Rights deals come in Salary cap's gonna go way up And then More money
34:07Exactly This is as close to a Bobby Bonilla contract As the NFL is gonna get Like Bobby Bonilla Is still getting
34:14A million dollars Every whatever it is Bobby Bonilla day The Yeah I remember someone Pointing out when the Otani gambling thing
34:21Happened That like You know If you did have This kind of like Crippling addiction Maybe you would defer Money for like
34:2830 years So you make sure You always get Whatever the fuck The Otani thing was I can't believe The Bobby Bonilla
34:35thing Is real Well But that's good for You guys know That's good for the Mets right Not good for him Of
34:43course Yeah it's like Who cares They pay a million bucks A year to him Big fucking deal For the next 20
34:50years I just can't believe That was agreed upon And legal Baseball is a fucking Wild west Is that a 25 year
34:57payout What the fuck Baseball The fact that now Baseball is this crazy Thing now where They'll just give 22 year olds
35:0413 year deals Yeah And they're like You might be good You might not Want to split the difference Yeah the Mariners
35:11Gave one of their big Prospects a huge Contract that he hadn't Even played in the majors yet Yeah and so that's
35:18the new Thing in baseball Is they're just like You know what If you are really Really really good We'd rather have
35:25you Like because We'd rather have you Like at A third of what You'd be making If you become a superstar Because
35:32then we'd have to Pay you like 800 million dollars For 700 So do you want Hey 19 year old kid How
35:39does 125 million dollars You know what it is It's not unlike the way That Netflix and streamers Pay people now Where
35:47it's like We're not gonna even Gamble on it Whether it's a hit or not We'll just pay you Like it is
35:54now We'll pay you like 75% of what you Would have gotten Had the movie been a hit Yeah Just to retain
36:01you And now it just takes Out all the risk Of it being a flop Or a hit Doesn't matter We'll give
36:08you like 75% of what a hit Would have earned you The interesting thing about this So this deal came through Two
36:15weeks ago Came through on June 10th I don't feel like Anyone talked about it It was a blip on the radar
36:22People were like Oh yeah that makes sense They signed Well they basically Just extended him Well it's new money On the
36:29deal Is 239 million Like And we barely Said a word about it 240 million dollars Of new money On this deal
36:36He's gonna be averaging 64 million dollars A year Starting in 27 And so I'm like And the fact that we Like
36:43barely talked about this Is so hilarious Especially relative To Like you know what I said Jerry Jones Who has to turn
36:51Everything into content They are just like Getting ahead of this It's the most boring Quarterback contract Of all time But it
36:58also makes The most sense Because he's the best Player in the NFL And we You know He has They have a
37:05chance To like keep this Dynasty going And he's already On track to be healthy It looks like Starting the year So
37:12I don't know We joke about it Like would you rather Pay Dak Prescott 60 million dollars A year Or Patrick Mahomes
37:1964 million a year Right It's like a no brainer And we joke about it But Bill Barnwell Put who Again Also
37:26Bill Barnwell In 2020 Predicted that the Mahomes deal Would get restructured 26 Bill Barnwell put a Number on it That Jerry
37:33Using all these Deals to the last Second for the Cowboys has cost The Cowboys About 90 million Dollars In the last
37:40Four years I think And that is But Jerry I really Looks at it as Free media He's like If I get
37:47talked About If my company's Talked about On television Every day I know It's like June July And August Then like That's
37:55a win For me And you guys That's why You're not Fucking rich That's how He looks at it He's like He's
38:02got to Pump up these Storylines Make a bunch Of money So he can Pay these People a whole Bunch of money
38:09Yeah He makes it Back In the ratings And merchandising And all the Shit that comes With the Hubbub The Cowboys He
38:16sold for Like 15 billion Dollars Yeah So now Mahomes 64 Second is Dak Prescott Making 60 And then you Got one
38:23Two Three Four Five guys Making 55 Million Burrow Josh Allen Jordan Love Trevor Lawrence And Stafford And again It sounds like
38:30A lot And it's more Than in the Past But All these Quarterback Contracts Are mostly The same It's 16 To A
38:37five Year One-sixth Of your Budget Goes to The Quarterback And then After four Years That goes Down to Like 10% And
38:44then The quarterback Is like I want To raise And it Goes back Up And it's Honestly Been that way Since like
38:51Joe Montana In the Early 90s Like it is About 17% For an elite Quarterback And then at 10% They got to
38:59Go back Up And the Rest is Just a Percentage Of how Much it Is And so That's Kind of All it
39:06Is Also Like I Never Get Too Impressed Is The The NBA Yeah The NBA Contracts Comparing Who In the NBA Makes
39:13What Is Fucking Crazy Like Like DK Can you Tell me What Team Pascal Siakam Is On The Pacers Oh Good For
39:20You Nice Job That's Because We Went To See Him In Indiana It's Literally Because We Went To A Game At The
39:27Combine Well He Makes 45 Million Darius Garland Was Just Dumped By The Cavs Makes 39 Million Dollars A Year And The
39:34Cavs Didn't Even Want Him To Be On Their Contending Team Dude Michael Porter Jr.
39:39Who's Now On The Nets Makes 37 Million Dollars A Year That's I mean Do it With Baseball There's So Many Guys
39:46In Baseball That Make I Baseball Is Fucking Crazy I Will Say I Was Thinking About It With Anthony Because You Think
39:53About The Starting Fives And You're Like Not Only These 24 Year Old Guys With Higigos But They Both Just Have Like
40:00100 Million In Their Bank Account And For Making The All-Star Game And Juan Soto Never Fucking Got Over It And He
40:07Has Been Like Four Teams In Five Years No He Was On The Yankees And He Went To The Mets But No
40:14He Was On The Padres What Are Talking About Yeah Oh Feel Free This Is An Open Forum No It's Okay I
40:22Don't Have Any Strong Thoughts On Juan Soto I Have Very Strong Thoughts On Juan Soto Good Hitter Yeah No Guys Make
40:29A lot Of Money Dude It's Crazy Yeah Are Weight Who Also Have Weight Related Medical Problems To Lose Excess Body Weight
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41:331905 Uh Okay Speaking Of Money Other Contracts That Happened We Talked About Drake London In The Falcons And Cal Pitt Signing
41:40In Drake London We We We Mentioned That Drake London Is Good Cal Pits We'll See If He's Good I But I
41:47Want To Talk For Real Life Is Probably Smart If You Don't Have An Elite Guy But For Fantasy It's A Fucking
41:54Nightmare And That's Not Really The Case Anymore They're Receiving Christian Watson Is The X And Matthew Golden Seems Like He'll Be
42:01The Z And Then Jaden Reed Is Going to Be The Slot He Got A Contract Extension To Jaden Reed And Then
42:08Tucker Craft The Number One Tight End And Then John Fitzpatrick The Blocking Tight Anymore Yeah What if Savion Williams Comes in
42:15And Ruins It All For Everyone How Many Catches Did You Have Unless You're Four I Don't Know But It's A Good
42:22Point I Mean When You Look At The Biggest Issue With All These Guys Was Just Straight Up Snaps Getting These Guys
42:30On The Field More Than 50% Of The Snaps So I Agree Maybe The Packers Receivers Are Going The Baked In Feeling
42:37Of What Comes With A Packers Wide Receiver Might Not Be True This Year Because The Snap Rates Are Probably Going To
42:44Be Higher For All These Guys I'm Very In I Like All These Players I Like Christian Watson I Love Jaden Reed
42:51More Than Ended From Week 18 Just A Little Late It Was Like More From Him But I Was Very Impressed With
42:58The I Honestly Had Given Up On Him For The And Then I Saw I Was Like Oh My God Where Was
43:05This Guy All Year But Yeah They Only Had One Wide Receiver Last Year Who Played More 67% Of Snaps So Yeah
43:12So I Think They Decided Not To Do That So Okay Speaking Of Receivers The Giants They Signed Odell Beckham And Braxton
43:19Barrios This Was June 1st So You Know Nothing Like Coming To You Timely But Odell Beckham Yeah I I I'm Not
43:26Who Knows If Odell Still Has It He Didn't Know That Yeah A Year And Half Ago Charlotte Carroll I Think At
43:34The Athletic Posted That Odell Struggled To Beat Deontay Banks On The Go Route And Deontay Banks Is My Least Favorite Player
43:41In Football So That Was Bad But I Hate Him But I I Think This Means Three Things I Think It's One
43:48Harbaugh Just Liked Odell For The Two Seconds He's On The Ravens I Think It Was Two A Completely Cynical From My
43:55End A Cynical View This Is Purely A Public Relations Cash Grab Of Goodwill From Giants Fans To Cynical He Tours Meniscus
44:02And Giants Went From Saying Malik Neighbors Will Be Ready To Start A Training Camp To Then He'll Be Ready Sometime This
44:09Summer To Then He'll Be Ready Hopefully For Week One I Don't Like Malik Neighbors Behind Schedule I Mean I'm Not Just
44:16Worried For Malik Neighbors I'm Starting Smith Schuster The World's Oldest 29 Year Old Wide Receiver Really I Mean It That's It
44:23And Then It's Bad Man And Then Even Running Back Cam Scadabo And I Love Scadabo Regardless Of I I'm At The
44:30How Could Jackson Dart Not Take A Step Back I'm Looking At This Offense And I'm Like He's Got Matt Nagy Who
44:37Brought In Juju And Then You Got The Matt Nagy Thing Is Not Does Not Inspire Confidence For Me Greg Roman Who
44:45Has Not Really Helped The Quarterback Develop Since 2019 Really Take A Quarterback Take A Step Forward Sure And Then I'm Looking
44:52At Jackson Dart I'm Like This Is Outside Of Miami Who Is Not Trying To Win This Is The Worst Group Of
44:59Players In The NFL Unless Neighbors Comes Back And Anything Resembling 100% You Go I Don't Know I Am Not Optimistic At
45:06All About This Team Not To Mention That Defensive Tackle They Lost Dexter Lawrence Francis Marino Is Going Start At Right Guard
45:13But That Is Not A Short Term Upgrade At Anything And So The Giants Defensive Tackles The Defensive Ends Are The Best
45:20Is A Mess I I'm Very Concern It Is Such An Interesting Mishmash Of Receivers And By The Way I Was I
45:27Was Wrong Odell Beckham Did Basically Not Basically To Force The Defense To Allow Them To Get Opportunities For Explosive Plays And
45:34The Giants Now Are Like The Chiefs With Matt Nagy Where No One Can The Same With The Chiefs Xavier Worthy And
45:41This Is Like A Less Fun And Whimsical Story But I Can't Believe This So To Ryan Arnold The Cornerback For The
45:49Lions Who Was Their First Round Pick Was Arrested On Four Counts Of Kidnapping Four Counts Of Again This Is A Crazy
45:56Story Yeah There Was Like A Report According To I Believe The Indictment Or Whatever It Was The They Were Streaming This
46:03Robbery To Each Other He Wasn't There At The Time But He Was Directing It Via FaceTime Or Something Oh Really He
46:10Was Oh Interesting But Then He Showed Up Later According To Turned Out The The Guys That They Kidnapped And Robbed Were
46:17Not The Guys Who Stole Their Stuff Yeah So Not A Classic Mixup A Lesson Know Who You're Like A Buddy Cop
46:24Comedy About This Right So That's If You're Going To Rob Somebody Make Sure It's Congrats To Jameson Williams Really Heartwarming Story
46:31They The Lions Twitter Account And Instagram Account Tweeted Out A Picture Of Him You know Signing On The Dotted Line For
46:38His House It's Just Oh My God It's So Heartwarming And Then You Zoom In And There's Jameson Williams With Like His
46:45Agent And The Real Estate Agents And He's Wearing A Pair Of Shorts That Just Slam A Slut On The Top Like
46:53In Giant Letters Slam A Slut Records Hold on Guys I'm Really Excited About Buying My First Home I Don't Know If
47:00It's His First Home What What Kind Of Thing Should I Wear To This Where I Know We're Going To Be Doing
47:07Pictures They're Going To Put It Up On All Our Social Accounts Slam A Slut Records Let Me Tell You Something Though
47:14If You Go On Slam A Slut Records Dot Shop Everything Sold Out Yeah This Is Great Including The Hoodie At The
47:21Very Bottom That Features A Naked Woman Bending Over He Had To Help Pay For This Oh God Oh God I Googled
47:28Slam A Slut On My Classic No I Didn't DK Pick Whatever One You Want Okay And You Have To Wear This
47:35During The Ringer Fantasy Draft It's Slam A Slut Dot Shop I Gotta Get That's Correct I Gotta Get This Right Oh
47:42That Doesn't Sound It's Not Secure Is What I'm Saying I Don't Know If Power Through It'll Be All It's S L
47:49S S S S S Okay S S Slam A Slut Records You Left That Out There's A Camo Hoodie There's A
47:57Dry Guys There's A Camo Hoodie Where It's Just A Woman Bending Over Full On And Then Like Looking At You Through
48:04Her Legs Yeah I Sent That In The Chat You Didn't See That Oh Yes That's What I Need I Want One
48:11Of These Craig That One Out Of Stock Can The Knicks Won So Much The Only You Want Slam A Slut Will
48:18You Wear If I Buy Them For You Right Now They're Out Of Stock What Are Talking About No There's One That's
48:25Left I You Band Of Money I Need To Know More About This Company Yeah Who Are Who Is This You Know
48:32There's No About Us On This Website The Joke Is Absolutely On Us Because Man We Are Really Into This Now Well
48:39The Instagram They Have 4,000 Followers Nine Posts What Did You Look Up You Looked Slam A Slut On Instagram Slam A
48:46Slut Records On Google Which Took Who Are The Artists For Slam A Slut Records It's A Great Question Their Twitter Has
48:53113 Followers Verified We'll Have To Get Back To You On This I Think One Of The Punishments This Year Will Be
49:01Loser Has To Wear This One Hoodie With The Woman Bending Over On A Pod Imagine Sean Fantasy Or Bill Simmons Wearing
49:08That Talking about NBA Free Agency Next Time Spielberg Sean's Talking About The Palm Door Winner Wearing Slam A Slut Records Hoodies
49:15Oh My God Chris Ryan's Talking About Landman In This Thing That Would Actually Kind Of Zip Up And It Zips Right
49:22Down Through Her Crotch region Well There's An Outline Of Texas On One Of These Hoodies So Perhaps It's A Texas Based
49:29Company I Craig Craig Should I Just Be I I'm Not Ashamed Craig You Don't Have To Make Up A Name I
49:36Inquiring About Your Product Please Get Back To Us Soon Let Us Know At Your That Okay The Other One I Want
49:43To Talk About Sauce Gardner The Quarterback For The Colts Who I Still Can't Get Over They Gave Up Two First Round
49:50Picks And Then He I to look at i think some so i think the nfl website had it right i think
49:57the espn had it wrong um i could pull it up but like a bunch of places that are almost always like
50:0599 percent right uh i doubt this was deliberate it sounds like a clerical error but i do think in hollywood there's
50:12a lot of people who lie about their age and i think many many celebrities are older than we think yeah i'm
50:19sure i mean the only reason the nfl is accurate is because for the combine in the draft they have to submit
50:26paperwork yeah but like it's not like i mean there's no hollywood equivalent of that yeah who would you be willing to
50:33say who is someone you think is just older than they are i don't i don't have any like specific uh there's
50:40no i don't have any knowledge of anything but i i just i i bet you especially back in the day when
50:47like there was no internet and you could just kind of say something and people believed it i bet you so many
50:54people who were 42 said they were 38 and then just ran with it yeah uh what what's the uh what was
51:01it uh what was the show with um the there's like a famous scene where the woman says she's like i'm 23
51:08years old and then it's uh it's 30 rock and and she he like uh he like tests her god damn it
51:16uh we can just cut this there's there's a total recall we got a total you remember this you remember there's a
51:23scene where alec baldwin is talking to i don't know her name in the show liz lemon no it's the other one
51:30i'm she's like i'm 23 he's like jenna maroney he's like what year were you born who was the number one you
51:37know record in 1987 or what like we have to do total recall yeah because i that was fucking crazy um but
51:44yeah give me one give me one i need to which celebrity does greg think he had rapport with in the rewatchables
51:51easy soldier jennifer lawrence easy soldier also i i i don't like that you said think he had rapport yeah did you
51:58did you did you grind the tape that's just rude am i wrong have you listened yeah um i thought it's funny
52:05i thought you were talking about a different i thought you're talking about the movie that ironically jennifer lawrence is in no
52:12hard feelings when she her character plays like a 31 year old and she shows up at a frat party and she's
52:20she wants to appear younger um but knows that she's not going to come off as like 21 so she's like asked
52:27some some frat guys like how old are you and she's like um 27 and he's like ew or he's like 24
52:34she's like 24 he's like ew gross the movie's okay here i got it let's see here if we can get the
52:41whole yeah she's saying she's 29 right jenna she says he's like uh hold on how old are you i'm 29 what
52:48year reborn 1977 what what year did you graduate high school 94 when do you turn 40 blah blah blah it's like
52:55he like quizzes are really fast she has it all down she has an answer for everything uh great show anyway great
53:02recall by me it's getting worse guys yeah was there anything else you guys wanted to hit from the last however long
53:09that we didn't talk about um i think there's a little fun something to nibble on for niners or for raiders fans
53:16to get excited kirk cousins oh was talking uh uh uh why am i blanking on his name uh yes i can
53:24see him siciliano we gotta get one for him no we gotta do it again siciliano um we gotta do it again
53:31it's contagious i'm telling you all right go ahead raiders quarterback who lost the super bowl to the bucks gannon yes oh
53:38good job okay thank you um is that it anyway kirk cousins was talking to andrew siciliano kirk said that in his
53:4515 years uh in the nfl that this year's otas was the most urgent and productive he's ever been a part of
53:52pretty good kubiak i think who appears to be a very quiet guy says he doesn't talk a whole lot speaks quietly
53:59yeah i don't even know what he looks like to be honest he's unassuming he's one of those wouldn't think he's an
54:06nfl coach yeah yeah he uh he's matt damon in oceans 11 you want to like heifetz always references you don't you
54:13don't want to be remembered or whatever but um milford man he this is the reason craig that a lot of seahawk
54:20fans thought they were going to be able to keep kubiak if he's so unassuming he's not much of like a he
54:28doesn't have the leader of men's style of personality kind of thing um but it's like good ben johnson type deal where
54:35if you're just so on the details that probably doesn't matter um what the only other story i wanted to get to
54:42which i thought was really funny did you guys hear that caleb williams tried to trademark the nickname iceman and failed yes
54:49yeah well i mean how about it but it's not for the reason you think it's not because of george gervin whose
54:56nickname is famously the iceman the former spurs player how about drake releasing an album called iceman while caleb williams was filing
55:03a patent for it gervin never trademarked iceman caleb tried to do it on march 16th then gervin was like what the
55:10fuck so then he tried four days later on march 20th neither of them have it because iceman is actually that that
55:17trademark is possessed by a clothing brand that sells shoes outdoor shoes and one of them is called the iceman outdoor shoes
55:24have iceman yes is it slam a slut it is not slam a slut unfortunately i wish i'm sure they make great
55:32outdoor brand how did of all people at outdoor shoe company get well i guess a lot of shoes gotta be on
55:39that early yeah look lacrosse men's iceman yeah they're insulated boots from lacrosse footwear is lacrosse a brand or is it lacrosse
55:46shoes it's lacrosse lacrosse is the brand i think uh yeah lacrosse footwear so anyway so no i'm sorry i'm on la
55:53police gear.com where the fuck am i special craig this is uh permafrost permafrost all right start working on it they ran
56:00it past the focus groups iceman this is crazy issues i don't know about these he's he's trying to get a logo
56:07though that he i think he will successfully get but i'm not sure he'll be able to get iceman do you do
56:14you feel like he has iceman like does that feel right well it's because he wanted to do the burr after the
56:21walk-offs he did it after all the walk-offs do you think there's any other like cold related nickname that he could assume
56:28yeah i mean it's not as many as you think i mean yeti i mean yeti is not great what if he
56:35kind of like a snowman's been tough you know that's that's that's true that's a mouthful could he could he maybe what
56:43about the snowman the snowman's kind of pressure he melts in the pressure what are you talking about could he just i
56:50don't know could he be in incredibles 3 and then and then have be to have frozone no you guys know what
56:57i'm talking about samuel jackson plays frozone of course where's my super suit yeah dk you know that no i don't know
57:04that really no you watch incredibles no really not yet calvin you should watch that tomorrow tonight you should show it to
57:11calvin calvin refuses to watch movies it's a weird thing really we're working on it wait should we do movie club with
57:18calvin so ages too long telemented tv shows stop incredibles every 24 minutes and then you know what's the only one the
57:25only movie that he's watched that i can think of i wish the first movie we showed him which was a huge
57:32mistake and i didn't vet this properly because the last time i watched it was when i was a kid was the
57:39land before time oh yeah which is just like an hour straight of terror and sadness there's no happy parts of the
57:47movie well they used to make the the way they made movies back in the day it was oh yeah quite telling
57:54bambi is like getting a bambi's brutal i did forget how much death is in all the beginnings it's just death and
58:01despair in all these movies everyone's mother gets eaten by a barracuda it's insane it's i i actually because now i'm at
58:08the age now where everyone's all my friends are like having kids and stuff and i i am amazed at how early
58:15kids are introduced to death like when i was on my honeymoon we were walking around um like dubrovnik and they actually
58:22had a guillotine i know i like how you said it we actually had a guillotine like i mean it wasn't sharp
58:29but they had a guillotine where they used to guillotine people and this mom walks by holding this like two-year-old girl's hand
58:36and the girl walks points at that and then looks at the mom and is basically like what's that and the mom
58:43kind of looks and she goes ah and she just blows to her neck and she's like you know and the girl's
58:51like ah okay and then keeps walking yeah anyway they're built diff over there yeah you got to watch incredibles with with
58:58calvin you should watch the incredible they should i want to yeah here's a free idea for all you streaming services out
59:05there have kid mode where you can you can watch a movie on kid mode on disney plus and it will it
59:12will it will cut out the movie into digestible chunks 14 every 14 minutes you replay the title sequence and they think
59:19honestly craig that would work i mean i guess that's not really that different than like a movie on cable that has
59:26commercial breaks but still you can kind of section it out in a way that is is entertaining for you're right though
59:33that would actually work for kids right dk uh i think so we get the our our mode here of trying to
59:40get calvin to watch uh movies which he just likes he watched likes watching shows i don't he doesn't he doesn't like
59:47the movie would show mode work for movies yeah maybe just turn if you're like oh incredibles it's this awesome like six
59:55episode tv show dude that's the thing about bluey bluey man what is it like 12 minutes those things digestible they're so
60:02it's like spongebob episodes in my head were 30 minutes long they're 11 yeah the first time i had to babysit like
60:09as a real adult really watching a kid i watched bluey with uh shout out my friend alex and his daughter and
60:16i watched uh and he was like oh how many you watched like two or three i was like yeah i was
60:23like we had that on for three hours we watched 25 we watched three seasons just like only one or two more
60:30episodes uh yeah skippy and i went to the the sheep detectives movie craig and told calvin that we went to the
60:37movie and he got jealous so we're trying to like oh we're trying to like reverse psychology was that movie good skippy
60:44loved it okay i'll just like full disclosure i don't really like that genre of movies where it's like knives out mystery
60:51you know that kind of thing you don't like mysteries i don't really that's not for me it's not my thing like
60:59like the knives out series like it's fine i know people love those um but like the murder mystery genre is just
61:06not really that's surprising to me i feel like that would kind of be up your alley like murder on the orient
61:13express stuff like yeah no those aren't really for me i like movies to be a little darker and like more morose
61:20you just watch the beginning of pixar films and then turn it off sure sure i just want to see bambi's mom
61:27i just want to see the barracuda but it it was a cute movie i'll put it that way like it was
61:34there were some funny moments all right message received you hated it all right so caleb williams internet caleb williams we don't
61:41have we don't have a nickname yet for you if you can't get iceman but we'll we'll keep brainstorming maybe but i
61:48will say dk in august for our draft you could show up in a slam a slut hoodie and shorts while wearing
61:55lacrosse iceman footwear that would be pretty cool and then i'll do it like what episode was this from if you can
62:03get yeah yeah june 25th that one episode we did in late june you guys didn't get that to that one deep
62:10cut deep deep cut on the slam a slut shorts dk how much money would we have to pay you to show
62:17up to the draft and slam a slut hoodie and shorts if you can get your hands on that stuff i'll do
62:24it for free oh my god that was i can't believe you just said that i'm not buying them personally oh i'll
62:31buy them i don't care anyone from slam a slut records is listening we have to just bring this up every week
62:38probably crowdsource that in a day if they would people people want to see that all right i'll craig and i send
62:45me some slam a slut merch i'll wear it i don't know how much the yeah we'll have to talk about if
62:52we have to blur it out based on different guidelines what are you gonna say to your son yeah he won't know
62:59he won't see it so it's a movie speaking of the movies though are we gonna do movie club are we gonna
63:06do this movie club thing we have like a short window here we got six weeks we got a movie club remind
63:14me like the idea is just like one of us says well i gotta watch transformers and then we all watch transformers
63:21and talk about it we make dk watch remember the titans we need yes we need to figure out a structure craig
63:28maybe we could have a whole bunch of different categories i was gonna say i'm already in a movie club every week
63:35i watch a movie for the rewatchable he's like this is bullshit well we can just it'll be three weeks it'll be
63:42a short run movie club and it's dk makes us watch kingpin and then we make him watch remember the titans and
63:49then we make and then i'll i'll make him watch remember the titans and craig you can make us watch a third
63:56movie okay since you've watched all but we need to think of some sort of format maybe that maybe the ghosts slash
64:03the chode slash the seven can come up with a good format that is not a complete ripoff of the rewatchables okay
64:10we can't just talk about your best shot well no are you talking about as a full episode or a little no
64:18no no no just i don't think we need a full time we need a format yeah we're just talking about it
64:25okay i guess i'll go fuck myself then you're the one who wanted to do it i'm saying to do it and
64:32now you're throwing out all these problems just saying okay we can just talk about it that's fine we can just riff
64:39all right it means you'll watch kingpin if you watch remember the titans we'll watch kingpin you what about the transformers one
64:46is that one still craig will make us watch transformers no no transformers remember the titans and kingpin no dk's already on
64:53the hook for transformers you're not going to get out of that i'm going to make you watch the spongebob squarepants movie
65:00oh stop i already watched it i mean i've watched it a hundred times but you're going to watch it another 101
65:07which one the one that just came out in december no the og the with goofy goober rock dude believe it or
65:14not jackie's dad wanted to see that and so we went over christmas and i wanted to fucking die why it was
65:22like i watched a lot of spongebob growing up and the one that just came out wanted me to be one to
65:29die yeah the og is very good unironically good you guys ever watch uh saved by the bell no honestly like ever
65:36seen an episode sorry no no no i know topanga that's boy no that's boy that i've never seen simpel bell i
65:43know topanga mario lopez you're looking for kelly kapowski yeah no i was like i've never seen it mario lopez is in
65:50that right yeah yeah ac slater dude the og reach zach morris the og spongebob squarepants movie made 140 million bucks what
65:57year oh four that's a lot of crazy that's badass there's like it was an oh four yeah legitimately great original music
66:04hi if it's randomly i was on tiktok the other day and the entire episode of the pizza delivery spongebob episode came
66:11up and i just watched it what do you mean like the 11 minute yeah i watched the whole 11 minute thing
66:18just with a big smile on your face it's really impressive world building like they set up the premises of each episode
66:26like 38 seconds legitimately dude within like 30 seconds you're like i know the premise i know every character's role i know
66:33they're like you could just come in not knowing anything and completely get it that's what i love about rick and morty
66:40is i feel like what rick and morty does in 60 seconds i'm like this is crazy you're like oh mr krabs
66:47the greedy owner spongebob's the hard-working young employee squidward's like the curmudgeonly old guy who's pissed off and you're like i get
66:54all three of it i'm 20 seconds in they got to deliver a pizza and it's great and as you get older
67:01you're like man i i kind of get squidward more and more he just wants to go home play his clarinet i
67:08don't want people in my yard making noise yeah and and he's like i love that he wants to go home and
67:15play his clarinet well he is because he's a failed artist at heart so he's just like depressed that this is his
67:22life spongebob's fuck is the best i i'm gonna i can't wait for dk to watch that yeah well all right we'll
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68:19in the coffee aisle and make it yours okay um reminder to the seven email in your hotness rankings quarterbacks yeah quarterback
68:26hotness rankings and just a quick note on that which is weird so much joe burr's teeth and we got an email
68:34from oh no i lost the name uh long-time listener 29 year old male uh tom tommy t-bone uh breakfast today was
68:41oatmeal and three scrambled eggs nice wow long-time listener he says my wife is a dentist you say wow three eggs that's
68:48just a lot of protein like on the scale of crazy that is like a one out of ten on the fucking
68:55wow scale i was just interjecting all right usually it's like 10 advil in a five-hour energy fucking two vikonin for breakfast
69:02oh there's one person is the best breakfast at all it's the guy it's uh we have a person who just it's
69:09the celsius and cigs guy yeah it's like a cheeseburger and a boiler maker yeah shout out to gabe he gave me
69:16the best sock info he's the one who's he literally emailed the other day he wrote breakfast was cigarette and celsius yes
69:23it's getting worse i'm not thinking about it yeah dude i love it it's like bag of cheetos and a jaeger bomb
69:30you remember the one who's had pizza bacon egg and cheese non-alcoholic beer yeah but not alcoholic beer is amazing dude uh
69:37anyway uh tommy tommy tommy 29 year old male's wife is a dentist and not only is excited about the upcoming hot
69:45quarterback rankings and submitted the rankings but also wanted to let us know well also tommy said knows gwen stefani has never
69:52heard of no doubt hashtag justice for danny jesus christ stop with the cherry picking i'm this is the fucking email but
69:59he says joe burrow his wife who's a dentist says for sure has veneers yeah yeah yeah his are honestly pretty good
70:06because staffords look very obvious and i feel like burrows are a little more subtle they're under they're a little more understated
70:13but they're still pretty clearly veneers and his wife just i just wanted to read this says jalen hurts looks like a
70:20really sexy pirate i can see that okay which i just thought was does he does hurts wear it and he could
70:27does he have one earring or two usually i don't uh it's a good question it is one saquon also does the
70:34one earring yeah but it's a cross i don't think it's very piratey pirates wore earrings occasionally or did they not i
70:41think they were yes yeah yeah that's like one of the i feel like it's one of the core was it one
70:49ear or both ears is there a big pirate well i don't know to be honest craig that's a good question what
70:56was jack sparrow rocking let's see oh he had so much hair you kind of couldn't see no i can't hear i'm
71:03just gonna google pirate see what we see here it's crazy being a pirate dude yeah pirates are really into like mustaches
71:10and goatees for some reason well i think they weren't shaving on the boats for three months at a time idiot no
71:17but they were that's the thing is they were they were shaving them into goatees and they were very making their mustaches
71:24look pretty i'm not seeing a lot i'm not seeing a ton of earrings in the pictures here but i think it
71:31is still one of the things i have a pirate book i gotta read it to you guys they all fucking look
71:38like jack sparrow also tiki you gotta pick up that war hero book we gotta do that again anyway enough you want
71:45more on pirates or less uh sure pirates i kind of want i mean pirates i would i would take pirate related
71:53emails if anyone has pirate yeah i'm i'm into that email us ringer fantasy football gmail.com if you have great pirate generally
72:00anyway uh the i want to read you a couple emails about blind spots and then i'll tell you guys about my
72:07honeymoon okay so great blind spots obviously the no doubt no no go fuck myself is this just more propaganda or what
72:14are we doing i know what are we doing here no so it's i'll i'll read it to you so this is
72:21just like the no doubt queen stefani thing it's a blind spot for me right so i asked for other blinds everyone
72:28has blind spots things you don't know yeah to late life so this this email is from of all people kai archive
72:35no it's not oh well still cool why did you say of all people uh i meant names but i said okay
72:42i meant i i i i did that to you i'm sorry that was my fault kai says i'm a lions fan
72:49i'm 19 years old breakfast sandwich this morning eggs bacon ham provolone and sourdough oh that's a good 19 year old eat
72:57well i made a bitchin sourdough loaf this weekend boys oh you did i saw that was incredible yeah incredible aeration yeah
73:04i know what i'm doing let's just that was good that was a good sourdough i gotta get back in i killed
73:11my mother's gun declare it's the claire staff it's recipe on on new york times okay follow that i'll give you a
73:18little bit of a shout out i'll check it out oh while we're here i'm gonna have to shout out my uh
73:25my uh one of my an aunt basically uh her tick tock she's a sourdough tick tock she's got like 11 followers
73:32would love to juice that sourdough she does great work on tick tock okay what's her name it's uh oh man i
73:39gotta pull up the tick slam a slut bakery her merch shop is all sold out yeah bake a slut her tick
73:46tock is it's a jan claire dot 64 j-a-n-c-l-a-r-e dot 64.
73:50i'll put it in the description go follow jan's sourdough it's great it's great hashtag slam a slut yeah hashtag bread slut
73:57anyway what was i saying oh so kai emailed in so again these are blind spots in life kai says i never
74:04did any research or extensive analysis into the life of anne frank kate don't know where this is going i knew that
74:11anne frank was a famous not a funny figure sure but i never like read anne frank's diary in school or anything
74:18and i guess from a very young age in my head i had always just confused anne frank with helen keller oh
74:25you know what i almost did that too for a half second i did the same thing wow that's weird i think
74:33that's that's okay i i understand that yeah well friends weren't so understanding because kai says he was in eating lunch with
74:40friends and frank and her diary randomly come up and kai says it must have been really hard to write that diary
74:47since she was blind yeah yeah oh it's not funny but that's a funny line i mean yeah okay i i have
74:54another one here i love this one this one's amazing so this one this email is from michael and mikey heifetz's cultural
75:01blind spot with gwen stefania no doubt was truly astonishing and while most other stories will pale in comparison to heifetz's dumbfounding
75:08gaff i had an experience in college that made me feel similarly naive michael writes i went to usc from 2007 to
75:152011 and in my sophomore year i took intro to music theory and in my music theory class i sat next to
75:22a student who was middle-aged a unique looking tatted up middle-aged guy in this college class and this guy would disappear from
75:29class for a week or two weeks at a time and then whenever he came back this guy like always needed a
75:36pen and so i would always happily give this guy a pen i actually started packing additional pens in case this guy
75:44needed one and then we would have class conversations and the professor seemed to know this guy which i also thought was
75:51weird and i remember a specific conversation they had one time this guy this student middle-aged guy student had like gone to
75:58africa and like jammed with artists and he was i was confused about the whole thing it's fucking paul simon no paul
76:05simon and so uh it was at this point i realized this guy's probably not an ordinary student but i didn't know
76:12he was john mayer i have no idea who this is it's like paul simon does not tatted up i don't think
76:19oh tatted up i missed that oh jerry tatted so i'm gonna say like henry rollins or something anyway continue getting there
76:26so but there are a few come talk to family friends couldn't figure it out let it go and then one day
76:33my friends that are hanging out in our college apartment we're playing beer pong and we have youtube up on the tv
76:40and we put on the red hot chilies peppers 2003 live concert at a castle and in between shots i look at
76:48the tv and my jaw drops and i realize on on stage is my classmate in a skeleton suit slapping bass because
76:55all semester i had been sitting next to flea damn and it turns out that be that he's compared this to me
77:02not knowing gwen stefani no doubt he keeps going and says weeks before i had argued that the red chili peppers were
77:09the beatles of our generation weeks before oh my god that's hilarious damn imagine if i said no doubt was the beatles
77:16of our generation and then didn't know gwen stefani and then i've been sitting next to gwen stefani the whole fucking time
77:23that's a hell of a take to not have any knowledge on yeah so flea was just hanging out in music theory
77:30at usc he was taking music he was taking intro to music theory at like usc and that's awesome he went to
77:37two-thirds of the classes he was like he's giving this guy all kinds of pens he's his pen pal oh that's great
77:44you know my my fame my claim to fame and i say this all the time is i was on a podcast
77:52with flea one time oh not directly i was on the bill episode that had flea on it i mean i didn't
77:59talk to him right but i didn't vibe craig i didn't vibe with him no but you were on a podcast with
78:06flea technically technically we were in a commercial with vince vaughn that's right i was in a commercial with vince i go
78:13by he goes by he's we're first name basis now have you guys ever noticed that anthony key this kind of looks
78:20like aaron rogers no he does make sense uh oh he does kind of look like he does wow oh my god
78:27like if rogers drew a big mustache screw his hair a little bit like i cannot wow this is like this looks
78:34just like i'm sending a pic right now this looks just like it's like aaron rogers joined a band yeah rogers could
78:41nail this for halloween oh my god he really does i just sent a picture of him just wearing like a fishnet
78:48t-shirt rockers are a different different breed he's also like whatever he's whatever his like health program slash whatever tasteful work he
78:56said done he looks remarkable for 63. i want to tell you guys a couple things about my honeymoon yeah where'd you
79:03go so you went to croatia you went to italy where'd you go so i went to uh i went to dubrovnik
79:10in croatia and then we went to hvar which is fantastic it's like beach croatia and then went to split for a
79:17day and then we went to florence and we did you know duomo and and uh uffizi which is the museum there
79:24which i fucking hate hates the world yeah and then uh i and then we went to we did like you know
79:31a day vineyards in tuscany then we went to like uh cinquateri which i could never say right good god man this
79:38is like a this is an all-time pronunciation list you've just done here yeah i'm not gonna do bravnik cinquateri i'm not
79:45it's like the ranch of pronunciations but i'm not like i'm not gonna be able to nail those names but you are
79:52you are way off i know i know i know i know it was fun yeah yeah i know anyway i have
80:00to so jack and i are walking around florence and we get stuck in a parade and we're like what is going
80:07on like ferris bueller it was and it was this and all these people start walking by and like old florentine dress
80:14like they're dressed like the 1500s they have muskets they have swords they're on horses it goes for like 20 minutes we're
80:21like what is going on here and it turns out that in this square in florence there's this thing called calcio storico
80:28and it is been going on for since the 1500s and it is basically medieval soccer but it's actually ufc it's if
80:35team if a ufc mma was a team sport it is i believe 19 on 19 i think i've seen this team
80:42ufc they just beat the hell out of each other they beat the shit out of each other there it is a
80:49sandpit like gladiator giant rectangle in the middle of the thing it is and i was like stuck in this parade talking
80:56to people like is this for tourists they're like no not for tourists no and we go and it is the four
81:03quadrants of florence it's the they're like oh it's the semi-finals there's only four teams it's the four quadrants of florence four
81:11neighborhoods fight it's been happening on and off for 500 years and there was this quote about it that was like it
81:18is not tactile enough to be a war but it's not it's like too gruesome to be a sport and it is
81:25literally just there's no referees there's no break there's a halftime but there's no timeouts and they just fight until there's enough
81:32space for it to be rugby you could throw you can kick you could do whatever and it's straight up it's kickboxing
81:39it's jujitsu it is wrestling and you just point and you fight a guy knocked out it yeah no they just drag
81:46them off the field wow it's fucking crazy and it's like crazy and there's a netflix talk about it apparently i didn't
81:53see it but the the final of it was yesterday but we went we watched this at a bar it is without
82:00exception the craziest thing i've ever seen on television i cannot believe this is a real thing how do you think you
82:07would have fared if you hopped in the scrum i kind of think it would have done okay they would have heard
82:15it they would have heard it would have been all right clop clop clop he's boxing people out he's taking charges how
82:22long that how long is it 50 minutes wow and it is just rugby and the highest score wins so then they
82:29have to take it and score a touchdown at the end but i can't they are just 19 on 19 fighting craig
82:36tell me if i'm wrong this is the vibe i get from heifetz he's so unassuming he's a sweetheart he's a doll
82:43but if if if i got punched heifetz would beat the living hell out of the guy oh my god he would
82:50turn into a pit bull like hit jaw would not be able to unclench lock jaw get the jaws of life get
82:57him off oh yeah i i would absolutely want heifetz in my corner he's up there on the on the big board
83:04of i'm not starting to fight i'm not starting to fight unless heifetz is nearby yeah we should start a bar fight
83:11when we're in la sure just to see what he does if we're doing somewhere actually la is okay other places i'd
83:19be a little more scared dude oh wow they do this do they do this right by that big cathedral uh so
83:26it's not the duomo but it is one of three things built from the same marble so it looks exactly like it
83:33looks like it but yeah it's insane it's actually psychotic i can't tell you how insane this was to watch what's it
83:40called again calcio storico it's c-a-l-c-i-o and then store it's like the it's the missing link between the gladiatorial games and soccer
83:47yes that's exactly what it is i can't like it is it's honestly like the anchorman fight it's like no you might
83:54be one of the balls can't hit anyone in the eyes don't touch the guy with the trident don't touch the hair
84:01of course of course of course like that's honestly it's crazy i anyway i i this is wild um the other thing
84:08i have to tell you feed sees the worst museum in the world okay why do you what i hate it i
84:15don't have enough i don't have enough museum visits in my bag to be able to comment but i have been to
84:23the ufizi but go ahead it's an impressive renaissance art museum i like art but it's like i hate this museum the
84:30steps up drains the life out of you it's hot it's the there's no signs where's your four billion dollar painting they
84:37don't fucking know no one knows there's no signs but this is the problem there was this line of like a hundred
84:44people in the museum to go into this room i'm like what is in this room and they're like well we recreated
84:51it because it was a medici palace here's how the medicis would have actually had it in the 1500s i guess people
84:58want to see it we get in line we're like fine fuck it we wait like 25 minutes in this line we
85:05already waited in line to get museum we get to the front they turn the corner they don't let you into the
85:12room we thought it was like three rooms they don't let you in you get to look into the room and they
85:19count to 20 and then you have to go oh my god it's probably because it's probably because some jackass ran in
85:27there and did something stupid and now they're like all right well i guess we can't let people in anymore you probably
85:34but they didn't tell you that you couldn't go in nor that you had 20 seconds so we waited 25 minutes to
85:41look at a fucking room for 20 seconds i ate that place the place sucks anyway gotta say you sound like an
85:48american but that's fine i i like it i had a i had an awesome tour there last year we had like
85:55the coolest guy learned a lot had a great time yeah i liked it too but i i honestly don't remember it
86:02that much da vinci michelangelo i love the paintings i love those people carvalho is it the place that has all the
86:09uh like half done sculpting uh the half done uh i think it was da vinci that was doing or maybe michelangelo
86:16but whatever it's like half done marble yeah he was commissioned to do like 40 statues and then the kid and the
86:23guy died and he stopped right and so it's like to me that was very cool because you can see it's like
86:31holy shit he's making that out of that well that was the that was very cool museum but the other honestly one
86:38of the coolest things i did was the vatican i i did this tour like honestly rick steves great stuff rick steves
86:45skippy rick steves washington native shout out skippy put me on rick steves his what was very cool was we did the
86:52sistine chapel and vatican and they have a couple things that were the inspiration for michelangelo painting the vatican and what i
86:59didn't realize is obviously since chapel sounds really cool but i didn't realize that the body of adam and then jesus on
87:06the wall of the sistine chapel he actually took from these two like thousand year old sculptures that he thought that had
87:13been barely recovered but he thought were technically perfect that you've never heard of but like basically two statues that before the
87:20david were like the best statue ever made and he ripped them off to paint them and so it was actually cool
87:27to see like what he thought he wanted to copy i'm like i didn't know any of that so actually it was
87:34cool to like look at the statue and then go to the sistine chapel and be like oh he just did that
87:42again and then heifetz sent us a picture of david's ass he did and it was yeah gooch it was taint that
87:49was the joke it was chode you could have put that on a slam a slut sweatshirt i did send you a
87:56picture of of the chode well no the taint of the well it depends yes david his i remember hearing about the
88:03duomo i remember them telling us like they couldn't figure out how to make the dome took 16 years and brunelleschi eventually
88:10figured out how to do it took 16 years to build the dome on the well you know it took 16 years
88:17to figure out what to do because they built it too fucking big and then he brunelleschi figured it out and then
88:24they took 300 years to build it or whatever but he was a dick he burned all the fucking copies like a
88:31loser so no one could ever make a bigger one that's kind of sick though i just honestly actually listening to the
88:38rewatchables it reminded me a lot of stanley kubrick yeah burning everything from space honestly i was like this is what prunelleschi
88:46did but did they do what craig what it took them how long 16 years to construct the dome itself at the
88:53top of the duomo have you ever been to the pantheon in rome craig or did you go to rome uh yeah
89:00um because there's a building in there the there's a giant dome with a big hole in the middle and you look
89:07at it and you're like this was built in like time of like jesus or i know barely after this is my
89:14question for people who are like did the aliens build the pyramids i'm like have you walked around other places there are
89:21plenty of things i don't know how they built the empire state building right all these things are amazing to me in
89:28126 ad and there's a it's a giant dome with a big hole in the middle of it i'm like how the
89:35fuck did they know how to do this back then maybe they could maybe heifetz could do the whole uh what was
89:42it stonehenge i'm telling you we can figure out stonehenge yeah we can figure it out so looking it up it took
89:50140 years to build the duomo but then they there was just an open unroofed center because they didn't have the technology
89:57to make the dome and then prunelleschi figured it out with a groundbreaking self-supporting double shell dome without the use of traditional
90:04wooden scaffolding so he was a jeweler and it was something about scale he just did jewelry and i think he applied
90:11some principles or whatever from like small stuff to big i don't know quite the guy michelangelo though properly rated gotta tell
90:18you for sure oh yeah incredible genius uh heifetz what uh what was your favorite thing you ate on the trip oh
90:25i'm glad you asked havara havara had this there's a restaurant havara croatia couldn't believe it was what was it what was
90:32the food what it looked like or uh it was the entire meal it was just amazing it was a i honestly
90:39can't explain it okay what was it made out of what was the meat was it bread was it meat was it
90:46what color was it it was everything was spicy what was it was a whole course dinner it was a it was
90:54a pasta there was a steak it was like i can't explain i can't explain i can't remember the grain was it
91:01meat was it fruit i don't know it's good it was it three scrambled eggs i don't remember uh okay okay uh
91:08i i don't know uh i have to tell you guys one other thing all right so i told craig this yesterday
91:15dk does not know this uh-oh so i'm in a dynasty league not with you guys i won the first year i
91:22won the second year same team came in last this year i'm in last place and there's a punishment did you mean
91:29to do that no okay i tried to win again got it and instead came in last and so now i have
91:36to dress as shrek and run down the busiest street in dc on saturday wait do you have to like put on
91:43green paint and everything yeah i have to yeah i have to well he bought a shrek mask which is so eerie
91:50and oh is that what that you guys were sending oh my god here we go this fucking terrifying image i thought
91:58that was like one of those emoji things like oh my god so i was like should i wear this mask i
92:05can't see anything i can't see fucking shit out of this thing i don't want to be here anymore you're you can't
92:12wear it because you'll get arrested immediately for i think i'll get killed yeah but i i have to dress as shrek
92:19i did win the league the first two years but then brian thomas and jaden daniels fucked me so um i have
92:26to dress as shrek i think you should channel bad bunny i can't even hear you i think you should channel bad
92:33bunny from snl which is kind of a perfect blend of a little green paint a little bald cap some ears yeah
92:40i agree can you even hear me yeah i can hear you yeah i don't think i can wear this i can't
92:47breathe i can't see i think i'll scare children also how are you gonna drink out of it at a bar wait
92:54you have to go out the whole night just as shrek bobby when he's on the pool table he's trying to drink
93:02the beer it's like maybe it's like it's like the chicken party if you've ever done one of those things where heifetz
93:09will basically pick a bar to hide at while his friends search for him and while he's at the bar dressed like
93:16shrek he can drink on their dime but if they find me then they drink in my dime so it's like the
93:23busiest street oh that's funny but if anyone sees you like that you you might get caught in a word word is
93:30going to get around a florentine 19 person battle yeah yeah yeah so i'm i'm pretty concerned i am yeah i don't
93:37know i thought about having uh like you you're seeing the thomas crown affair no oh okay that's a good movie well
93:44remaking it michael b take that off i can't hear you or cut a hole in the mouth or something i feel
93:51like ace ventura coming out of the rhino uh frank from sunny anyway yeah so that's gonna suck doing the shrek thing
93:58you have to do that this saturday yeah oh people are gonna be on the lookout you gotta do you're gonna do
94:05the green paint right yeah i'll do green paint i got it right i can't wear that for yes yeah you won't
94:13make it halfway through the night you'll you'll get i'll die yeah yeah you need to take it off every night to
94:20drink yeah have you ever told the story about how you almost died on this show before am i allowed to tell
94:27am i allowed to tell this when heifetz like the story the legendary stories of mr heifetz from his childhood when he
94:34zipped himself up into a sweatshirt and almost died oh oh i thought you were talking about when he saved the dog
94:41well no that's a good one too uh where his his thighs were all cut up from going into the uh yeah
94:48into the water for the to save this dog but no what i'm talking about if you don't want to talk about
94:55it by all means you can say no it's fine so one of the oh god this must have been 2018 or
95:022019 this is when we can we say the the sponsor that we got these fireball sent us a bunch of stuff
95:09and so fire fire it's important it's not as funny if it's not so fireball sent us a bunch of stuff like
95:17swag i must have been the nfl show i guess uh and uh i got it too though yeah so well that's
95:24what i'm saying that's how long ago it was i don't think we didn't have a podcast feed uh and i shockingly
95:31uh kevin was i at the company 2018 i don't know but i was shockingly nobody wanted this fireball onesie except me
95:38so to explain it was a fireball like full body sweatsuit that zipped all the way up the front but here's the
95:45thing yeah go ahead it wasn't just a onesie because like a onesie zips to like your neck right sure but they
95:52made by i think by accident they made a gimp suit right that's that zipped all the way all the way including
95:59the hoodie over your face which is crazy like why would you ever want a onesie that could zip your shot that's
96:06a psychotic thing is that is that what it looked like i have yes but it was all black look at the
96:13group chats yes that's it where did you get that photo that's not me that is exactly it this is a courtroom
96:21fireball onesie someone else someone else that is what they sent me that exact thing i can't believe you found it oh
96:28we gotta post this on the spotify fireball suit like an idiot i must have been 23 or whatever 24 and i'm
96:35and i'm home alone in my apartment and i put it on he puts it on by himself and i put it
96:42on and i immediately realize i cannot zip it back down it is stuck the zipper is broken and i am like
96:49panicking trying to unzip this thing yeah and i can't breathe and i'm like i'm gonna die in this fireball gimp suit
96:56and i'm gonna need my friends to be smart enough to tell my parents that i died doing something else like the
97:03people who died doing a autoerotic asphyxiation yes i was like i'm like oh my god i died in a fireball gimp
97:10suit he died doing what he loved zipping himself into a fireball onesie and suffocating oh my god for sexual pleasure oh
97:17my gosh that's another great draft punishment dying from asphyxiation death from fireball asphyxiation oh man oh my god okay all right
97:25anything else before you guys want to go no i think we covered it i'm going to spare everyone my thoughts of
97:32the nba not having the fucking players wear the right hats which is i've never been angry it's really stupid i think
97:39it's like a legality thing i think it's like they're not officially traded yet i don't know okay but like how but
97:46that's it's dumb how do you let that get in the way like kobe bryant's not wearing lakers shit on draft night
97:53but also as a fan if you go to the knicks and you're like who did the knicks take it just says
98:00all the players that they traded away but then if you go to the other teams that like the players you can't
98:07even find out who the fuck they took i watched the draft i turned it off i wake up none of those
98:14players on television actually went to the knicks i agree it's dumb so just figure it out warriors got yaxle though so
98:21we're kind of back in golden state do you want lebron no absolutely not keep him away from the bay area don't
98:29let him in we don't want him he shouldn't be with steph curry i don't want it at all i don't care
98:36i would rather never win a championship again than win one with lebron james but you don't like the idea that lebron
98:43had to come crawling to steph no no i i cannot see them would it be fun if magic and bird were
98:50on the same team at the end of their career no all right okay um emails for your hot quarterback rankings i
98:57want more uh blind spots i love the blind spots yeah the blind spots are fun we're not knowing random celebrities but
99:04i like the blind spots okay thank you dk thank you craig thank you austin thank you carlos thank you cam thank
99:11you abu thank you nikil thank you lord lord shout out to uh reese and skate star who are signed to uh
99:18on slam a slut records according to the sound cloud that i'm looking at currently i don't know for sure reese there's
99:25a reese x skate star uh like collab here that i'm looking at okay i don't know if that's how you say
99:32it when you when you do the collapse with the x in the middle do you say the x i don't know
99:40how that works no i think it's just trying to say it's like bye yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna look this up
99:47on the old spotify i don't star with an eight yeah that's cool oh no never mind heifetz it's actually just reesey
99:54x it's reesey x and then who else is on the song skate star i found skates comma yeah i guess well
100:01you don't have like in collabs you do like a little x in the middle but whatever yeah oh you're right it's
100:08confusing because it's reesey x cap yeah skate star skate feature there's a reesey x x skate star no i think is
100:15reesey x the name of the song no i'm looking at i found him reesey x is a person artist yeah and
100:22then skate star is another person who has 230 000 monthly listeners on spotify okay nice reesey x however no no that's
100:29reesey x only 5 000 monthly listeners so it's good that he is kind of getting put on by skate star yeah
100:36big feature really skate star yeah skate star is mogging reesey x oh he's just putting him on yeah you're right he's
100:44gassing him up great there there is a song by skate star that has over a million streams called nsd oh yeah
100:51maybe we'll have to fire that up i don't actually know if they're on slam assault records i'm quite literally just looking
100:58at some soundcloud it would be a huge problem if they're not so we'll never recover goodbye everyone must be 21 plus
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