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Brandon Aiyuk's IG Crashout, Russ Retires, Mahomes Makes $500M, Jameson's New House, and Heifetz's Fireball Gimp Suit

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1 hr 42 min
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Jun 26, 2026
Published
Fri, June 26, 2026
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Brandon AiyukRussell WilsonOdell BeckhamXavier WorthyCaleb WilliamsChristian WatsonDak PrescottEli ManningJameson WilliamsJayden ReedJoe BurrowJordan LoveJosh AllenJuJu Smith-Schuster
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Brandon Aiyuk

NegativeRole4:00

Aiyuk injured his knee, decided not to do his rehab, and has been in the doghouse with the 49ers for months; the team voided his remaining guaranteed money in summer 2025 because he wasn't participating in rehab; John Lynch stated 'It is safe to say he will never play for us ever again,' indicating a complete breakdown in the relationship and his removal from the team.

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PositiveProjection8:15

Despite George Kittle reporting Aiyuk was hitting 22 mph and stopping on a dime in workouts a year ago, his 2024 season was a disaster: 370 yards and zero touchdowns in seven games before tearing his knee; he's 28 years old and hasn't played football in a long time, creating uncertainty about his ability to return to form after signing a 30 million per year deal following a 1,300-yard, 7-TD breakout year in 2023.

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PositiveValue15:00

If Aiyuk lands with the Commanders and is healthy, he could be a significant discount target in fantasy drafts; analyst suggests if priced at $6 in auction or similar discount to pre-crash valuation, he's worth a gamble, though odds of a 1,000+ yard rebound are estimated at only 15%.

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Caleb Williams

PositiveProjection54:49

Caleb Williams attempted to trademark the nickname 'Iceman' on March 16th but failed; George Gervin (the former Spurs player famously known as 'The Iceman') filed for the trademark four days later on March 20th, but neither succeeded because the trademark is already owned by Lacrosse Footwear, an outdoor shoe company that sells insulated boots called the Iceman.

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Christian Watson

PositiveRole42:00

Christian Watson is the X receiver in Packers offense; analyst expresses positive sentiment saying 'I like Christian Watson' and notes that Packers receivers should see higher snap rates this year compared to last season when only one receiver played more than 67% of snaps; this increased opportunity should benefit Watson and other Packers pass catchers.

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Dak Prescott

PositiveValue37:30

Dak Prescott making $60 million per year; analyst compares this to Mahomes' $64 million and notes it's a no-brainer to pay Mahomes slightly more given he is clearly the superior player; context that Jerry Jones has cost Cowboys approximately $90 million over last four years by waiting until last second to restructure deals.

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Eli Manning

PositiveProjection28:00

Analysts debate Hall of Fame candidacy for Eli Manning versus Russell Wilson; one analyst argues Manning should not make Hall of Fame because the annual debate about his exclusion generates more cultural value than his induction would; notes Manning has twice the interceptions of Wilson in basically the same amount of time but had the best throw in Super Bowl history while Wilson had the worst.

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Jameson Williams

PositiveProjection46:31

Jameson Williams signed on the dotted line for his house in a heartwarming story shared by the Lions' Twitter and Instagram accounts; the post featured Williams with his agent and real estate agents during the home purchase signing.

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Jayden Reed

PositiveRole44:00

Jaden Reed is the slot receiver in Packers offense and received a contract extension; analyst states 'I love Jaden Reed more than ended from week 18' and was 'very impressed' with his late-season performance; notes he was given up on earlier in season but showed promise late; should benefit from increased snap rates across Packers receiving corps this year.

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Joe Burrow

PositiveValue38:30

Joe Burrow is among five quarterbacks making approximately $55 million per year alongside Josh Allen, Jordan Love, Trevor Lawrence, and Matthew Stafford; analyst notes all elite quarterback contracts follow similar pattern of consuming 16-17% of salary cap in year one, dropping to 10% by year four, then rising again when quarterback seeks new deal.

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Jordan Love

PositiveValue38:30

Jordan Love is among five quarterbacks making approximately $55 million per year alongside Joe Burrow, Josh Allen, Trevor Lawrence, and Matthew Stafford; analyst notes all elite quarterback contracts follow similar pattern of consuming 16-17% of salary cap in year one, dropping to 10% by year four, then rising again when quarterback seeks new deal.

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Josh Allen

PositiveValue38:30

Josh Allen is among five quarterbacks making approximately $55 million per year alongside Joe Burrow, Trevor Lawrence, and Matthew Stafford; analyst notes all elite quarterback contracts follow similar pattern of consuming 16-17% of salary cap in year one, dropping to 10% by year four, then rising again when quarterback seeks new deal.

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JuJu Smith-Schuster

NegativeProjection45:00

JuJu Smith-Schuster is described as 'the world's oldest 29 year old wide receiver' by analyst; this is a negative characterization suggesting he is past his prime despite his age; he is part of Giants receiving corps that analyst views as weak and uninspiring.

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Kirk Cousins

PositiveProjection53:45

Kirk Cousins told Andrew Siciliano that in his 15 years in the NFL, this year's OTAs was the most urgent and productive he's ever been a part of; this suggests strong preparation and team cohesion under new offensive coordinator Kubiak.

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Malik Nabers

NegativeInjury44:00

Malik Nabers is behind schedule in recovery from meniscus injury; Giants initially said he would be ready to start training camp, then said he'd be ready sometime this summer, then said hopefully ready for week one; analyst expresses concern about his delayed timeline and questions whether he will be fully healthy.

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Matthew Golden

PositiveRole42:00

Matthew Golden appears to be the Z receiver in Packers offense; analyst notes he 'seems like he'll be the Z' and should benefit from increased snap rates across Packers receiving corps this year compared to last season when only one receiver played more than 67% of snaps.

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Matthew Stafford

PositiveValue38:30

Matthew Stafford is among five quarterbacks making approximately $55 million per year alongside Joe Burrow, Josh Allen, Jordan Love, and Trevor Lawrence; analyst notes all elite quarterback contracts follow similar pattern of consuming 16-17% of salary cap in year one, dropping to 10% by year four, then rising again when quarterback seeks new deal.

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Odell Beckham

NegativeProjection43:15

Odell Beckham signed with Giants on June 1st; analyst expresses skepticism about whether Beckham still has it, citing report from Charlotte Carroll at The Athletic that Beckham struggled to beat cornerback Deontay Banks on go routes; analyst views signing as cynical public relations move given Giants' injury issues at receiver (Malik Nabers behind schedule) and overall weak offensive weapons.

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PositiveRole45:27

Odell Beckham was used by the Giants to force the defense to allow them to get opportunities for explosive plays; the Giants now operate similarly to the Chiefs under Matt Nagy with a focus on creating explosive play opportunities.

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Patrick Mahomes

PositiveProjection32:28

Mahomes signed 8-year extension for approximately $500 million (new money $239 million) averaging $64 million per year starting in 2027; analyst notes this is the most sensible quarterback contract given Mahomes is the best player in the NFL and allows Chiefs to keep dynasty going while he remains healthy; contract structure allows team to spread cap hit across years and defer money into future when salary cap rises with new TV rights deals.

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Russell Wilson

PositiveProjection16:15

Russell Wilson retired and is joining CBS to replace Matt Ryan on the pre-game show; he is the only player to have played for all three of the hosts' teams (Seahawks, Steelers, Giants), making him a unique figure in their collective history.

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NegativeProjection22:45

Analyst expresses mixed confidence about Wilson's future as an NFL commentator; believes he could be good but uncertain if he will be; notes he is polished and speaks well but concerned he may be too worried about what people think and too focused on positivity to be critical like successful commentators (Troy Aikman, Jon Stewart on Manning Cast); suggests Wilson needs to lean into being more honest and critical rather than boring like Tom Brady and Drew Brees have been.

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PositiveProjection25:00

Analyst recalls Wilson was 'amazing' on the Manning Cast when he appeared with Peyton and Eli Manning, engaging in unfiltered football discussion about third-and-four situations with no script; this is cited as evidence Wilson could potentially be good in broadcast role if he leans into that style rather than generic celebrity guest appearances.

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Saquon Barkley

PositiveProjection

Saquon Barkley is mentioned in the context of the Colts quarterback situation, though no specific fantasy insight is provided in the transcript.

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Trevor Lawrence

PositiveValue38:30

Trevor Lawrence is among five quarterbacks making approximately $55 million per year alongside Joe Burrow, Josh Allen, Jordan Love, and Matthew Stafford; analyst notes all elite quarterback contracts follow similar pattern of consuming 16-17% of salary cap in year one, dropping to 10% by year four, then rising again when quarterback seeks new deal.

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Tucker Kraft

PositiveRole44:00

Tucker Kraft is the number one tight end in Packers offense; mentioned as part of receiving corps that should see increased snap rates this year.

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Xavier Worthy

PositiveRole45:34

Xavier Worthy is part of the Chiefs' explosive play-creation system under Matt Nagy, similar to how the Giants use their receivers.

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PositiveProjection45:50

Xavier Worthy is mentioned in context of Chiefs offense under Matt Nagy; analyst notes that with Matt Nagy as offensive coordinator, no one can get open, comparing situation to Giants with Odell Beckham where the offense is designed to force defense to allow explosive plays rather than creating opportunities through scheme.

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Full transcript

Episode Transcript

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1:37gonna start unveiling The hottest quarterbacks in the NFL And compare them to our rankings Yeah We're gonna rank them together We're
1:44gonna compare You know We're gonna compare the rankings Before we get in I would love to do like a prediction segment
1:51Where we talk about Where we think the largest gap will be Which quarterback will have the largest chasm That's a great
1:59question I think it's gonna be Jackson Dart Interesting I think it's gonna be Trevor Lawrence Is an interesting conversation to be
2:06had Lawrence I think it's a hair related person Because I still think that I have learned as I've gotten older There's
2:13a tremendous gap In what men think Men's hair should look like And what women think Men's hair should look like At
2:20least in America Yeah Because men think they should look like English soccer players Yeah And Men want tight fades And women
2:27want flow They want you to look like You're in a band Yeah And men don't think that at all So I
2:34think you're right Okay Let's get all the news we missed And then we'll hit a bunch of Dumb shenanigans And pretty
2:41great emails later Thank you to everyone Emailed in your blind spots I want to start with the news I Brandon Ayuk
2:48This is also a saga This is just unbelievable Brandon Ayuk Who's still a member of the 49ers Has He just The
2:55man seems to be unable To stop going on Instagram live And making fun of the 49ers Who among us Can't get
3:03off social media He's just like us Do you guys think I was thinking about this this morning Is he Actively damaging
3:10His reputation And his ability To play in the NFL Or is this actually Making it more likely The 49ers are going
3:17to be like This guy's crazy Before we do Can we rewind and tell people What's happening Yeah It's crazy Also Start
3:24from the beginning He has seven videos But I want us to Cam Can you Can you play the video That I
3:31think sums everything up The best Man What's up everybody I had a great Father's Day And before I lay down And
3:38go to bed tonight I just wanted to say Go Commanders Go Commanders Go Commanders Take him in Fuck you talking about
3:45There's like nine of these Who seems higher Brandon Ayuk in that video Or Mac Jones At the tight end universe Dude
3:52Mac was Tweaking out Having a great time No one enjoys being a backup quarterback More than Mac Jones That guy's living
3:59his life Dude Brandon Ayuk Who's a member of the Niners I don't know DK This man I've never seen anyone Crash
4:07out After making 30 million dollars a year More than Brandon Ayuk I mean It's crazy Yeah Obviously Hyphens You'll do the
4:14You'll do the timeline Like approximately But basically He Was in the He's in the doghouse He decided not to do his
4:21rehab He injured his knee Decided not to do his rehab He basically hasn't been With the 49ers For months And Now
4:28he's just Driving by the stadium On game day And being weird Posting these videos Where he's talking about Going to the
4:35commanders He posted a video today Where he just goes into his closet And dumps a bunch of money Out of his
4:42backpack I could talk about this for a while I don't like The backpack video The decision to be in the closet
4:49Was like an interesting one I don't know what to make of that I thought it was interesting My read of that
4:56was like He's got the backpack on He's in the closet Like what do you do in the closet You pack up
5:03You know you're leaving At the end of the video He throws the backpack on And he's like I don't care He's
5:11getting rid of the money I don't Yeah the money I'm getting rid of your money And I'm leaving To go to
5:18Washington Yeah because literally Literally I mean he said at one point Like what did he say He said You know why
5:25the Niners are mad They're mad because they're stupid Because they paid me 50 million dollars In eight months Like he literally
5:32said Like it's the joke Is it's the Niners money I have to say About this closet video First of all It's
5:39not hundreds It's 50s I've never seen so many 50 dollar bills In my entire life Did you notice that No They're
5:46not hundred dollar bills And it's weird 50s are easier to use But you almost certainly Have to ask for 50s It
5:53would have been cool If it was the Trump 250 dollar bill If it was just those That would have been sick
6:00Yeah totally He's going to Washington Like that would have been A cool flex Oh fuck I didn't think of that So
6:07he's probably pissed He's going to do that now He's listening Someone send it to him He's going to be mad I
6:15didn't think of it I think that he wants The Niners to release him And the Niners are basically Like fuck you
6:22We hate you Like I'm not kidding The Niners are petty And I think the Niners are like We know you're going
6:29to Washington We know Washington wants you Because again The Washington GM Adam Peters Worked for the Niners Like he drafted Brandon
6:36Ayuk And Niners are like You have to give us a pick We're not letting this Jane Daniels was a college teammate
6:43too Yeah Jane Daniels was a college And like close friend But let's I want to get into the logistics of it
6:50Because I want to get this right Like the Niners want to trade obviously So they can get something in return for
6:57him But If If Correct me if I'm wrong If Ayuk shows up to training camp And starts to practice He gets
7:04his guaranteed money Like if he were to get hurt And if he were to be on the active roster He gets
7:11the money that he is owed for this year Which is why if he showed up to training camp The Niners would
7:18then cut him immediately Because they could not risk a season ending injury That would require them To pay him the money they owed him Is that correct?
7:28I think they got rid of his actual injury guarantees Because he didn't do his His Rehab I thought the 26 million
7:35for 2026 Would become guaranteed If he's either on the active roster for week one Or if he shows up to practice
7:42And suffers a season ending injury Which is why He just needs to show up to get cut Right But he's not
7:49showing up I To be honest This is the kind of thing that Slipped through the cracks a little bit When I
7:56was on my honeymoon I don't actually know Because it's one of the I didn't even look into it To be honest
8:03Because John Lynch One of the rare things John Lynch literally said At the GM of the Niners It is safe to
8:10say He will never play for us ever again Like John Lynch literally said That His key card probably doesn't work So
8:17I actually didn't even entertain That he would play again I didn't even consider him Showing it to practice Correct?
8:24I saw Pro Football Talk was mentioning Basically he could push He could force their hand By showing up Yes To training
8:31camps And basically being like Alright let's do this I'm ready to go play some receiver And that is And that's the
8:38thing Is I think that you're right This is probably a threat Can we go through this timeline Because it is This
8:45is the kind of crash out Where you're like Oh he must want a contract And you see There have been crazy
8:52things all the time You know Terrell Owens doing pushups In his like driveway or whatever Like we've seen plenty of receivers
8:59Do crazy shit The crazy part about this is Brandon Ayuk Got a giant fucking contract Like he got Like he was
9:06Like the Niners had The Netflix did a documentary They put Debo And George Kittle in it Not him Then they lost
9:14the Super Bowl You're talking about Receiver right? Receiver yeah And there were five players In the whole league Two of them
9:21were Ayuk's teammates And Ayuk's thinks he's better than them So I think that was a crash out Lost the Super Bowl
9:28Was a crash out Then he was like I want to contract the Niners Like what's sick of you This is two
9:35years ago They're like we're sick of you They're going to trade him To the Steelers And then while John Lynch Is
9:42on the phone with the Steelers Kyle Shanahan and Ayuk Are in his office And like make up That a come to
9:49Jesus moment Yeah and Shanahan like Runs upstairs And like gets Lynch Off the phone with the Steelers So they sign him
9:56To 30 million a year Then Ayuk is still pissy Remember he was Came out to The practice In the wrong shorts
10:03Like three weeks After they gave him the money Like everyone in the Niners Wearing red shorts He came out in like
10:10Black shorts or something And then Shanahan Made him change pants Because he's like What the fuck is wrong with you?
10:17Like you're on a team You have to dress like everyone else And then he shredded his knee Against the Chiefs I
10:24do want to back up slightly Because I I had to kind of Refresh myself On Brandon Ayuk's career How successful he's
10:31been How old he is How many years He's been in the league One Do you guys DK off the top of
10:39your head How old do you think Ayuk is?
10:4127 28 He's 28 He's 28 Which is a tick older Than I think I thought he was Because I guess He
10:49hasn't played football In a long time So in my head He still is like This kind of young Up and comer
10:56Who's like 25 Or 26 He's 28 years old First two seasons in the league He averaged 800 yards And five touchdowns
11:03Year three He has a thousand yards And eight touchdowns And then year four Was his big breakout year He had 1300
11:10yards And seven touchdowns And I think The stats don't even tell you How good he was Because that You could just
11:17You could really tell In those two years That he was really going into something Then he signs this huge deal After
11:24the year four He had 1300 yards Seven touchdowns He signs the giant deal And then 2024 He begins the season Super
11:31slow He has like 370 yards Zero touchdowns In seven games Through seven games And then tears his knee up And then
11:38in the summer Of the following year 2025 The Niners voided The remaining guaranteed money On his contract Because he wasn't Participating
11:45in rehab And that was when Kittle was like Oh yeah I would get there early To watch Iuke Working out in
11:53the morning And he said that He was hitting 22 miles an hour And stopping on a dive A year ago Almost
12:00a year ago Which is pretty remarkable That like You know That doesn't mean everything But that physically In theory Theoretically Like
12:07he's He's ready to fucking go Yeah You also remember His first two seasons In the NFL After being a first round
12:14pick He found himself In the doghouse With Kyle Shanahan For maybe not blocking The way he was supposed to Basically just
12:21not doing The things he was supposed to do And you know They kind of put They kind of just kept him
12:28On the sideline In a lot of In a lot of time A lot of games And had other guys Kind of
12:35featured And so This sort of feud With the coaching staff Slash front office Has like been a long time Kind of
12:42brewing I feel like And has been a A bit of a Rollercoaster ride So I mean And then Kittle was on
12:49Part of my take The other day And he was basically like PM PFT was basically Trying to Paint the picture of
12:56like Hopefully Brandon Ayuk Will be happy Once he goes to the commanders He's on a team He wants to be in
13:04And Kittle's like Yeah I'd be really mad too If I was making 30 million a year Yeah He's like Good luck
13:11with that PFT was basically like Ricky Bob He's like I love the way he's talking I love it He's a man
13:18He can do what he wants So Kittle's turned on him Essentially Which is rare Because Kittle's like From what I can
13:25gather Seems like a pretty nice dude And like He's pretty complimentary Of a lot of people So for George Kittle To
13:32be out on you Is kind of hard I have to say At this juncture In Brandon Ayuk's career I look back
13:39at 2024 And think to myself Man he would have been A great Pittsburgh Steeler He would have been He would have
13:46fit right in He would have been Absolutely perfect With Mike Tomlin Like Tomlin That is This is exactly The type of
13:53guy That Tomlin could have Wrangled in He would have been awesome He wouldn't have Torn his knee up That deal was
14:00so close To happening He is the most Swipe right Steelers wide receiver You can picture I'm bummed We don't have him
14:08Because it would be special Tomlin could handle Everybody in NFL history Except Aaron Rodgers Would he have been On the same
14:15He would have been On the same team As Pickens Yeah Oh What a combo Yeah it would have been great And
14:22DK Metcalf Oh my I doubt Yeah I know true But still Oh my god Alright so We'll see He's gonna be
14:29on the Commanders at some point I think that's the last thing Before we move on Is like Let's just say he
14:36goes to The Commanders And is actually healthy Where the fucking drafting Do you think it factored Into the Commanders Not taking
14:43a wide receiver In the first two rounds Or no Probably but also They didn't have a ton of picks I mean
14:50yes Because they didn't have A ton of picks Washington And so they had to be Discerning Because they really needed help
14:57In the front seven It was a mess I mean they signed Adafio A But they needed bodies So Yeah they only
15:04had a first And a third And I guess with their Third round pick They did take Antonio Williams But So I
15:12think Where Would you take Brandon Ayuk And want him on your Fantasy football team Do you think he's gonna be If
15:19I told you This year is either a disaster And he's out of the league In two years Or he actually goes
15:26on a war path And the Niners probably miss him Well the question is Is like It's the discount that comes With
15:33taking him Like if he's 30 or 40 dollars In an auction draft After he's going in the Third or fourth round
15:40No I mean odds are He's not I mean that's not He's not 30 dollars Well I'm just I don't know But
15:47I would say If he's If he's priced like Pre-Brandon Ayuk Or even close to that Not at all If you can
15:54get him For six bucks I would probably Take a gamble on him Yeah Odds are that What would you put the
16:01odds On that he Heifetz said As Heifetz said He goes on the war path He's really good again A thousand plus
16:08yards I'm on I would say 15% chance Yeah That's exactly You know what's crazy Is that you kind of Need to
16:16be a little Unhinged So maybe Yeah You know maybe It's actually good Look maybe he's just like Kind of a mess
16:23on social media And thinks he's being Way more clever Than he is And he's healthy And he'll just show up To
16:30the commanders And be great Wild Weird guy Okay Weird guy Weird guy Weird guy The next one here Russell Wilson retired
16:37To CBS So It was very Anticlimactic Retirement For Russell Wilson Yeah I mean He went out I mean The last real
16:44memory I have of Russell Wilson And playing football Is going to be hitting The goalpost With the game On the line
16:51Versus the Chiefs In September Starting the Jackson Dart era really But Russell Wilson So Matt Ryan Left the CBS Pre-game show
16:58Or whatever To go run the Falcons And Russell Wilson I guess is going to Replace him I believe And correct me
17:05if I'm wrong That since we started Our show And probably Longer than that I believe Russell Wilson Is the only player
17:12To play for all Three of our teams Russell Wilson Was a Seahawks Stealer and a Giant I don't know if anyone
17:20Else has done that And it's been a long time So what a strange person To unite all three of us But
17:27Danny Kelly You watched Russell Wilson For the longest And I want to let you Say a few words For Russell Wilson's
17:34career I mean Yeah I was thinking about Russell Wilson's legacy When it comes to Seahawks fans And I think In Seattle
17:41In Seahawks fans Around the world Basically he is Still beloved He's still a guy That got the Seahawks You know To
17:48the Super Bowl Almost got them A second Super Bowl Obviously that second Super Bowl Is etched in everyone's Memories And you
17:55know Why Is a big part of The legacy He threw an interception At the goal line That would have won the
18:02game So that's tough But I think Overall Very good feelings Towards Russell Wilson I was at I was at this bar
18:09In Bellingham The Den Shout out Joey and Craig The owners of The Den And watching the US Play the Australians In
18:16the World Cup The other day And the game was in Seattle Great vibes in Seattle And I remember In this bar
18:24Packed to the gills They Showed Marshawn Lynch And Cliff Averill In the crowd On the broadcast Of this game And the
18:31bar Fucking Erupted Just went apeshit Hooting and hollering Everyone fucking Loves Marshawn Lynch Like he is He is maybe Top three
18:38All time Seattle Athletes And then Right after that They panned To Russell Wilson With Sierra And like No one even clapped
18:45It was just like Silent I was like That's like An interesting And anecdotal One One small example I think Of maybe
18:52Kind of like The difference Between Lynch And Russell Wilson He's like a family member It's like you love him But you
18:59don't like him Yes And even during Even during His Seahawks Heyday Like he was Kind of You know The teacher's pet
19:06Type of player The teammates Didn't really like him All that much I think fans Loved him Of course But You know
19:13He had the Ongoing feud With Russell Or with Richard Sherman He had an ongoing feud With Golden Tate He had an
19:20ongoing feud With Doug Baldwin And then I think everyone Had an ongoing feud With him It kind of went It kind
19:27of went bad With John Schneider And Pete Carroll He tried to get them Fired at the end of the day And
19:35then they traded him It's like it's a complicated Legacy With the Seahawks I think overall though End of the day I
19:42love Russell Wilson I think you know His time in Seattle Was electric It was magical He always had an ability To
19:49pull like a rabbit Out of his hat In these big game moments And that's what I think how he'll be remembered
19:56Even though Kind of the career Fell off a cliff Towards the end there And he kind of had a weird Ending
20:03in Seattle I think overall though Just all the magical moments Are what he's going to be Remembered by And he will
20:10be You know On the list Of all time Seahawks Not necessarily at the top But he's on there For sure He's
20:17the guy That gets invited But you're kind of like Yeah There's three Russell Wilsons to me There's the early Seahawks Russell
20:24Wilson Which was this like Unbelievably precocious Mature Super Bowl winning quarterback I mean he still is The shortest quarterback To ever
20:31win a Super Bowl And just an unbelievable story Of a guy Two sports and everything It was really impressive Then there's
20:39late Seahawks Russell Wilson Who I think was The most The single most fun player To watch in the NFL Was Russell
20:46Wilson In 2017 2018 When he was like Running around Doing crazy stuff Like And the We didn't know it yet But
20:53the offense Had really tilted Toward too much Of what he was doing And it was really Built too much around him
21:00But he was doing Everything It looked like Young Kyler Murray Like he On play to play basis There was no one
21:07more fun To watch in 2018 And then there was like You know Let Russ cook And he was just Throwing everything
21:14And then there's like Broncos Steelers Russell Wilson Where he was Legitimately embarrassing Himself on and off The field constantly Like The
21:21Like the delay of games In the Broncos Opener All these things But I I kind of just I mean Off the
21:28top of my head I was thinking About how corny This guy Like the corniness Started to like Now the tuxedos Are
21:35fucked up And something was Like the moment Kind of like Jalen Hurts The moment you stop winning All these stories About
21:43you Are like Okay now you're Just kind of A weird person And like The Mr.
21:48Unlimited Mr. Unlimited He signs the contract And him and Ciara Are in bed And he's like I have sex too And
21:55then he's like Remember he broke The rehabbing 19 hours a day There was the flight To London Where everyone On the
22:02team Was asleep And he was doing High knees For four hours In the aisle And he kept Everyone awake And I
22:09was like Reading all these I was like Man this guy Must have been So fucking annoying And then he had The
22:16house in Denver With 20 bathrooms Remember that Yeah No he had 12 bedrooms And he only had What was it Four
22:23It was Four bathrooms Or two It was like Three bathrooms Per room Oh right It was a very small Amount of
22:30bathrooms Right Oh yeah Right Wait no wait I'm just Wait no no I think it was He had very few bedrooms
22:37Because he had like A 30,000 square foot House with like Three bedrooms Four bedrooms Twelve bathrooms Yeah yeah yeah It's a
22:45ton of bathrooms Four bedrooms And 12 bathrooms That's a party house Right there It's like hey No one's sleeping over But
22:52you can pee Anywhere you want That's really We should buy it And make it The Gentleman's Bist Club Do you think
22:59that Russ is gonna be good In the booth No I've never been More confident I think he can be No I
23:06disagree I think he can be It just depends on I've never been More confident Are you You think he'll be A
23:13good Commentator I think he could be I don't know If he will be I Then again Theoretically Tom Brady Should be
23:20an awesome Commentator And he hasn't really been But first of all He's pretty polished And he's a good He speaks really
23:27well So he's not gonna be Like awkward and weird As he's like Breaking down plays I really want him To lean
23:34into Late career Not afraid to say Some shit Russell Wilson Like the thing He did with Sean Payton Where he's like
23:41Bringing up Bounty gate In a tweet And stuff like that I wanna see him You think he wrote That tweet I
23:49don't know Sure Who do you think Wrote it for him His fucking agent Okay Sure That's an interesting Assumption I guess
23:56Maybe he did I don't know I don't know Russell Wilson's agent To be clear Famously Was the single Most aggressive Person
24:03in the media He doesn't have That agent anymore Oh well I don't know How's that I'll fuck myself Look If we
24:10put the odds On it Maybe it's like 70% He's gonna be Really boring 30% He'll be fun I think he needs
24:17To look at What happened What has happened With Tom Brady What happened With Drew Brees Fucking bore you To tears Like
24:24lean into it Do the Troy Aikman thing Like be a little bit mean Yeah Be a little bit critical He's too
24:31concerned With what people think I mean Look To your point To your point The best Manning cast There ever were Were
24:38The first two Before they realized They wanted to dumb it down And they accidentally Had Russell Wilson And Tom Brady Back
24:45to back weeks In like overtime Yeah Like two minutes I remember that I agree with you That was my one My
24:53one thought Of why Russ Could maybe be good Is I remember him Being pretty good On the Manning cast He was
25:00amazing On the Manning cast And it was like They just were talking About It was Peyton Eli And Russell Wilson Just
25:07talking about What do you do On third and four With like Fourteen seconds left And like one time out And down
25:14I think it was three or four And they were just talking And they just had No filter And I was like
25:21Oh my god This is actually The future of television And then they just Never went back to that Ever And they
25:28just decided To have the rock on And talk about like Childhood photos or something I don't know why But like He
25:35was amazing Here's Owen Wilson Owen Wilson What's gonna happen here On third and four Yeah The predictions The leading What do
25:42you think Is gonna happen To this play I'm like Who gives a fuck What Owen Wilson Owen Wilson Doesn't even care
25:49But anyway Half the time They couldn't even Get the prediction In in time Before the play Was snapped It was like
25:57That's always a mess Who sits there And predicts What's gonna happen On a play At length I don't know But um
26:04Anyway The delay It's like It's like The Mannings Are on the moon And they're talking To people on earth I don't
26:11know Why they cannot Figure out The fucking delay My favorite guest Who ever went On the Manning cast Was Jon Stewart
26:18Because Jon Stewart Declined Every time They tried To be like So Jon You grew up In the What'd you think Of
26:25the 1984 And he was like Peyton He was like Eli Shut up Why is Daniel Who's missing this block Is this
26:32Andrew Thomas' fault Or is this What's going on In this play And then he was like Maybe It's just like They
26:39need people Who can't Anyway By the way Russ is now Reped by Mulageta But he was Reped by Mark Rogers For
26:4615 years Okay But as of 2026 Mulageta I don't know If that's The But yeah Russ If he's honest Sure But
26:53I think It took Aikman 30 years To stop giving a fuck What the players Talked to The problem With Russ Is
27:01he just He also Is in the Like he just Wants to be Loved by everyone I mean You know what I'm
27:08going to say This If he starts Being a dick I'm going to Love him I will love him So much more
27:15I want every player To go into Boz and be Kind of Positivity No Have you ever Heard him speak He's all
27:22like Positivity Love He doesn't want to Criticize people Like He's not going to Go up there And just be like J.J.
27:29McCarthy Is just not doing Enough Odds are You're probably right Like I just I don't know I just He just He's
27:36a He's a cliche machine He's a human Cliche He's like It's like If Jalen Hurts Talked all the time That's Russell
27:43Wilson I don't know Do you think Hear me out Hear me out Russ If you want to If you want to
27:50Like Salvage your legacy And salvage Like your Your Whatever The way that Fans feel about you Man Just kind of Become
27:57a dick A little bit That's my That's my goal Do you think He's a shoo-in For the Hall of Fame It's
28:05not a shoo-in Not a shoo-in No Do you guys think Russell Wilson And Eli Manning Should be a Hall of Famer
28:12If you had to pick one You're asking the wrong person I would say Russell Wilson But it's probably Eli I think
28:19they're kind of In the same boat They are But isn't the point I don't know I'm also extremely biased But I'm
28:26like One person is the best Throw in Super Bowl history And one person is the worst I'd probably pick Eli Manning
28:33Right Eli has the best throw In Super Bowl history Russ is the worst Feels like a tiebreaker Sure I mean Yeah
28:40Have you looked at their Career stats next to each other Yeah I mean Eli Manning literally has Twice the interceptions Russell
28:47Wilson has In basically the same amount of time You ever What does the stats say About teammates Liking them What is
28:54the Hall of Fame about Did anyone ever Fucking winning Super Bowls Likeability That's what it's fucking about I think if you
29:01looked at it I haven't looked into it Strongly But I think if you looked at it Like really non-biased And from
29:08a numerical Point of view Like he has a pretty good Chance But You know There's personality things There is the Super
29:16Bowl Loss Which is probably going to Weigh on some people's minds And the fact that he had An elite defense for
29:23most Of his career Will hurt his chances And he had a really bad End to his career Let me ask you
29:30this Toss in Big Ben Is he number one Above the two of them I mean yeah If Roethlisberger was liked On
29:37a personal level It wouldn't even be close Because he was I'll be honest I think Have I given you My officially
29:44unmanning Hall of Fame take Probably many times But let's hear it again It's so much better For Eli to not make
29:51it It's more Eli To not be in it No but it's It's kind of like If Ichiro Had just gotten Unanimous
29:58Hall of Fame We probably never Would have even known He made the Hall of Fame But because one person Didn't vote
30:05for Ichiro To make it We The entire sports world Acknowledged how incredible Ichiro was For an entire week Every year Eli
30:12Is not a Hall of Famer We'll talk about Like Belichick made the Hall of Fame No one would have gave a
30:20shit He didn't So we like did a whole episode About how stupid that was Every year Eli doesn't make it We'll
30:27just relive the Super Bowls And I'd rather do that Sure Austin's dropping some stats Russell Wilson 16th all time In passing
30:34yards Eli is 11th Russell Wilson 12th In passing touchdowns Eli 11th Russell Wilson Is Has way way way More rushing yards
30:41I imagine And he was Yeah but again Kurt Cousins is gonna be Like there are certain quarterbacks That are gonna be
30:48out there On these lists You can't just do like Total yards Total I mean you can to a degree But at
30:55a certain point Russ is 4th 4th all time In rushing yards Among quarterbacks It's just a hard discussion To have Because
31:02he's a different Type of quarterback Than a lot of Put them both in Yeah Who cares The Hall of Fame Couldn't
31:09put Bill Belichick in So I think they have some issues Remember the time Bill Belichick Did make the Hall of Fame
31:16He made like 12% Of all Super Bowls Won 12% of them Alright Honestly The Hall of Fame sucks Who was I'm
31:24blanking What's the Bills guy Who like Claimed that he voted for him But probably didn't Oh no it was Bill Polian
31:31Oh it was Bill Polian Who is the chief of the Colts Who just hates Bill Belichick And then lied about it
31:38And he coordinated An entire attack Against Belichick He's like you know He said he couldn't remember If you voted for him
31:45He said he couldn't remember If he voted for Bill Belichick In the Hall of Fame Which he's using The 5th of
31:52every He's like I don't remember There's 5 people If you can't remember 3 weeks later You should just That alone should
31:59just be How can you not remember Whether or not You selected Bill Belichick To make the Hall of Fame Imagine if
32:06like 2 weeks after the election There's a lot of people on this list Man I don't know Imagine if I was
32:13like Did you vote for like Trump or Hillary You're like ah I can't remember I don't know He is 83 I
32:20don't recall Yeah Oh my god Did you vote for Bill Belichick At the Hall of Fame Um Okay Uh Patrick Mahomes
32:28Signed while we were out Well I was out Uh Patrick Mahomes signed Another half billion dollar contract It's like 8 years
32:35for like Uh 500-ish million dollars Um Talking about anticlimactic Patrick Mahomes Mahomes is the least Dramatic quarterback Ever Yeah He just
32:42He signed through God knows when They never have to worry about He's out here signing Baseball contracts Should we make a
32:49time capsule And then like Just unearth it When Mahomes' deal expires 2033 Just like Pick that shit up Jerry Jones could
32:56never They are fucking Wasting all this potential content By signing Patrick Mahomes To 10 year contracts Yeah Jerry would just have
33:03him On a one year deal Each for 12 years I will say It's always funny When it's like Adam Schefter's like
33:10Mahomes signed for 8 years And 504.5 million dollars Creating 36 million dollars Of cap space And I'm like What do you
33:17mean It created cap space It's like Reading Amazon Doesn't pay taxes Or something You're like What do you mean The half
33:24billion dollars Created flexibility But it does Which is funny Like are these Considered team friendly Deals to a degree Or just
33:32No Yes Because If There's like A one year deal For 50 million dollars And making it up You have to pay
33:39The 50 million dollars 5-0 million Now they can spread it around How they want Yeah You push it to the future
33:46So you actually pay Less per year Because the NFL is inflation So as long as the NFL Makes more money You
33:53push it to the future It's like It just goes down So it's Longer deals It's why a lot of deals Are
34:00running through 2029 Because then when the new Rights deals come in Salary cap's gonna go way up And then More money
34:07Exactly This is as close to a Bobby Bonilla contract As the NFL is gonna get Like Bobby Bonilla Is still getting
34:14A million dollars Every whatever it is Bobby Bonilla day The Yeah I remember someone Pointing out when the Otani gambling thing
34:21Happened That like You know If you did have This kind of like Crippling addiction Maybe you would defer Money for like
34:2830 years So you make sure You always get Whatever the fuck The Otani thing was I can't believe The Bobby Bonilla
34:35thing Is real Well But that's good for You guys know That's good for the Mets right Not good for him Of
34:43course Yeah it's like Who cares They pay a million bucks A year to him Big fucking deal For the next 20
34:50years I just can't believe That was agreed upon And legal Baseball is a fucking Wild west Is that a 25 year
34:57payout What the fuck Baseball The fact that now Baseball is this crazy Thing now where They'll just give 22 year olds
35:0413 year deals Yeah And they're like You might be good You might not Want to split the difference Yeah the Mariners
35:11Gave one of their big Prospects a huge Contract that he hadn't Even played in the majors yet Yeah and so that's
35:18the new Thing in baseball Is they're just like You know what If you are really Really really good We'd rather have
35:25you Like because We'd rather have you Like at A third of what You'd be making If you become a superstar Because
35:32then we'd have to Pay you like 800 million dollars For 700 So do you want Hey 19 year old kid How
35:39does 125 million dollars You know what it is It's not unlike the way That Netflix and streamers Pay people now Where
35:47it's like We're not gonna even Gamble on it Whether it's a hit or not We'll just pay you Like it is
35:54now We'll pay you like 75% of what you Would have gotten Had the movie been a hit Yeah Just to retain
36:01you And now it just takes Out all the risk Of it being a flop Or a hit Doesn't matter We'll give
36:08you like 75% of what a hit Would have earned you The interesting thing about this So this deal came through Two
36:15weeks ago Came through on June 10th I don't feel like Anyone talked about it It was a blip on the radar
36:22People were like Oh yeah that makes sense They signed Well they basically Just extended him Well it's new money On the
36:29deal Is 239 million Like And we barely Said a word about it 240 million dollars Of new money On this deal
36:36He's gonna be averaging 64 million dollars A year Starting in 27 And so I'm like And the fact that we Like
36:43barely talked about this Is so hilarious Especially relative To Like you know what I said Jerry Jones Who has to turn
36:51Everything into content They are just like Getting ahead of this It's the most boring Quarterback contract Of all time But it
36:58also makes The most sense Because he's the best Player in the NFL And we You know He has They have a
37:05chance To like keep this Dynasty going And he's already On track to be healthy It looks like Starting the year So
37:12I don't know We joke about it Like would you rather Pay Dak Prescott 60 million dollars A year Or Patrick Mahomes
37:1964 million a year Right It's like a no brainer And we joke about it But Bill Barnwell Put who Again Also
37:26Bill Barnwell In 2020 Predicted that the Mahomes deal Would get restructured 26 Bill Barnwell put a Number on it That Jerry
37:33Using all these Deals to the last Second for the Cowboys has cost The Cowboys About 90 million Dollars In the last
37:40Four years I think And that is But Jerry I really Looks at it as Free media He's like If I get
37:47talked About If my company's Talked about On television Every day I know It's like June July And August Then like That's
37:55a win For me And you guys That's why You're not Fucking rich That's how He looks at it He's like He's
38:02got to Pump up these Storylines Make a bunch Of money So he can Pay these People a whole Bunch of money
38:09Yeah He makes it Back In the ratings And merchandising And all the Shit that comes With the Hubbub The Cowboys He
38:16sold for Like 15 billion Dollars Yeah So now Mahomes 64 Second is Dak Prescott Making 60 And then you Got one
38:23Two Three Four Five guys Making 55 Million Burrow Josh Allen Jordan Love Trevor Lawrence And Stafford And again It sounds like
38:30A lot And it's more Than in the Past But All these Quarterback Contracts Are mostly The same It's 16 To A
38:37five Year One-sixth Of your Budget Goes to The Quarterback And then After four Years That goes Down to Like 10% And
38:44then The quarterback Is like I want To raise And it Goes back Up And it's Honestly Been that way Since like
38:51Joe Montana In the Early 90s Like it is About 17% For an elite Quarterback And then at 10% They got to
38:59Go back Up And the Rest is Just a Percentage Of how Much it Is And so That's Kind of All it
39:06Is Also Like I Never Get Too Impressed Is The The NBA Yeah The NBA Contracts Comparing Who In the NBA Makes
39:13What Is Fucking Crazy Like Like DK Can you Tell me What Team Pascal Siakam Is On The Pacers Oh Good For
39:20You Nice Job That's Because We Went To See Him In Indiana It's Literally Because We Went To A Game At The
39:27Combine Well He Makes 45 Million Darius Garland Was Just Dumped By The Cavs Makes 39 Million Dollars A Year And The
39:34Cavs Didn't Even Want Him To Be On Their Contending Team Dude Michael Porter Jr.
39:39Who's Now On The Nets Makes 37 Million Dollars A Year That's I mean Do it With Baseball There's So Many Guys
39:46In Baseball That Make I Baseball Is Fucking Crazy I Will Say I Was Thinking About It With Anthony Because You Think
39:53About The Starting Fives And You're Like Not Only These 24 Year Old Guys With Higigos But They Both Just Have Like
40:00100 Million In Their Bank Account And For Making The All-Star Game And Juan Soto Never Fucking Got Over It And He
40:07Has Been Like Four Teams In Five Years No He Was On The Yankees And He Went To The Mets But No
40:14He Was On The Padres What Are Talking About Yeah Oh Feel Free This Is An Open Forum No It's Okay I
40:22Don't Have Any Strong Thoughts On Juan Soto I Have Very Strong Thoughts On Juan Soto Good Hitter Yeah No Guys Make
40:29A lot Of Money Dude It's Crazy Yeah Are Weight Who Also Have Weight Related Medical Problems To Lose Excess Body Weight
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41:331905 Uh Okay Speaking Of Money Other Contracts That Happened We Talked About Drake London In The Falcons And Cal Pitt Signing
41:40In Drake London We We We Mentioned That Drake London Is Good Cal Pits We'll See If He's Good I But I
41:47Want To Talk For Real Life Is Probably Smart If You Don't Have An Elite Guy But For Fantasy It's A Fucking
41:54Nightmare And That's Not Really The Case Anymore They're Receiving Christian Watson Is The X And Matthew Golden Seems Like He'll Be
42:01The Z And Then Jaden Reed Is Going to Be The Slot He Got A Contract Extension To Jaden Reed And Then
42:08Tucker Craft The Number One Tight End And Then John Fitzpatrick The Blocking Tight Anymore Yeah What if Savion Williams Comes in
42:15And Ruins It All For Everyone How Many Catches Did You Have Unless You're Four I Don't Know But It's A Good
42:22Point I Mean When You Look At The Biggest Issue With All These Guys Was Just Straight Up Snaps Getting These Guys
42:30On The Field More Than 50% Of The Snaps So I Agree Maybe The Packers Receivers Are Going The Baked In Feeling
42:37Of What Comes With A Packers Wide Receiver Might Not Be True This Year Because The Snap Rates Are Probably Going To
42:44Be Higher For All These Guys I'm Very In I Like All These Players I Like Christian Watson I Love Jaden Reed
42:51More Than Ended From Week 18 Just A Little Late It Was Like More From Him But I Was Very Impressed With
42:58The I Honestly Had Given Up On Him For The And Then I Saw I Was Like Oh My God Where Was
43:05This Guy All Year But Yeah They Only Had One Wide Receiver Last Year Who Played More 67% Of Snaps So Yeah
43:12So I Think They Decided Not To Do That So Okay Speaking Of Receivers The Giants They Signed Odell Beckham And Braxton
43:19Barrios This Was June 1st So You Know Nothing Like Coming To You Timely But Odell Beckham Yeah I I I'm Not
43:26Who Knows If Odell Still Has It He Didn't Know That Yeah A Year And Half Ago Charlotte Carroll I Think At
43:34The Athletic Posted That Odell Struggled To Beat Deontay Banks On The Go Route And Deontay Banks Is My Least Favorite Player
43:41In Football So That Was Bad But I Hate Him But I I Think This Means Three Things I Think It's One
43:48Harbaugh Just Liked Odell For The Two Seconds He's On The Ravens I Think It Was Two A Completely Cynical From My
43:55End A Cynical View This Is Purely A Public Relations Cash Grab Of Goodwill From Giants Fans To Cynical He Tours Meniscus
44:02And Giants Went From Saying Malik Neighbors Will Be Ready To Start A Training Camp To Then He'll Be Ready Sometime This
44:09Summer To Then He'll Be Ready Hopefully For Week One I Don't Like Malik Neighbors Behind Schedule I Mean I'm Not Just
44:16Worried For Malik Neighbors I'm Starting Smith Schuster The World's Oldest 29 Year Old Wide Receiver Really I Mean It That's It
44:23And Then It's Bad Man And Then Even Running Back Cam Scadabo And I Love Scadabo Regardless Of I I'm At The
44:30How Could Jackson Dart Not Take A Step Back I'm Looking At This Offense And I'm Like He's Got Matt Nagy Who
44:37Brought In Juju And Then You Got The Matt Nagy Thing Is Not Does Not Inspire Confidence For Me Greg Roman Who
44:45Has Not Really Helped The Quarterback Develop Since 2019 Really Take A Quarterback Take A Step Forward Sure And Then I'm Looking
44:52At Jackson Dart I'm Like This Is Outside Of Miami Who Is Not Trying To Win This Is The Worst Group Of
44:59Players In The NFL Unless Neighbors Comes Back And Anything Resembling 100% You Go I Don't Know I Am Not Optimistic At
45:06All About This Team Not To Mention That Defensive Tackle They Lost Dexter Lawrence Francis Marino Is Going Start At Right Guard
45:13But That Is Not A Short Term Upgrade At Anything And So The Giants Defensive Tackles The Defensive Ends Are The Best
45:20Is A Mess I I'm Very Concern It Is Such An Interesting Mishmash Of Receivers And By The Way I Was I
45:27Was Wrong Odell Beckham Did Basically Not Basically To Force The Defense To Allow Them To Get Opportunities For Explosive Plays And
45:34The Giants Now Are Like The Chiefs With Matt Nagy Where No One Can The Same With The Chiefs Xavier Worthy And
45:41This Is Like A Less Fun And Whimsical Story But I Can't Believe This So To Ryan Arnold The Cornerback For The
45:49Lions Who Was Their First Round Pick Was Arrested On Four Counts Of Kidnapping Four Counts Of Again This Is A Crazy
45:56Story Yeah There Was Like A Report According To I Believe The Indictment Or Whatever It Was The They Were Streaming This
46:03Robbery To Each Other He Wasn't There At The Time But He Was Directing It Via FaceTime Or Something Oh Really He
46:10Was Oh Interesting But Then He Showed Up Later According To Turned Out The The Guys That They Kidnapped And Robbed Were
46:17Not The Guys Who Stole Their Stuff Yeah So Not A Classic Mixup A Lesson Know Who You're Like A Buddy Cop
46:24Comedy About This Right So That's If You're Going To Rob Somebody Make Sure It's Congrats To Jameson Williams Really Heartwarming Story
46:31They The Lions Twitter Account And Instagram Account Tweeted Out A Picture Of Him You know Signing On The Dotted Line For
46:38His House It's Just Oh My God It's So Heartwarming And Then You Zoom In And There's Jameson Williams With Like His
46:45Agent And The Real Estate Agents And He's Wearing A Pair Of Shorts That Just Slam A Slut On The Top Like
46:53In Giant Letters Slam A Slut Records Hold on Guys I'm Really Excited About Buying My First Home I Don't Know If
47:00It's His First Home What What Kind Of Thing Should I Wear To This Where I Know We're Going To Be Doing
47:07Pictures They're Going To Put It Up On All Our Social Accounts Slam A Slut Records Let Me Tell You Something Though
47:14If You Go On Slam A Slut Records Dot Shop Everything Sold Out Yeah This Is Great Including The Hoodie At The
47:21Very Bottom That Features A Naked Woman Bending Over He Had To Help Pay For This Oh God Oh God I Googled
47:28Slam A Slut On My Classic No I Didn't DK Pick Whatever One You Want Okay And You Have To Wear This
47:35During The Ringer Fantasy Draft It's Slam A Slut Dot Shop I Gotta Get That's Correct I Gotta Get This Right Oh
47:42That Doesn't Sound It's Not Secure Is What I'm Saying I Don't Know If Power Through It'll Be All It's S L
47:49S S S S S Okay S S Slam A Slut Records You Left That Out There's A Camo Hoodie There's A
47:57Dry Guys There's A Camo Hoodie Where It's Just A Woman Bending Over Full On And Then Like Looking At You Through
48:04Her Legs Yeah I Sent That In The Chat You Didn't See That Oh Yes That's What I Need I Want One
48:11Of These Craig That One Out Of Stock Can The Knicks Won So Much The Only You Want Slam A Slut Will
48:18You Wear If I Buy Them For You Right Now They're Out Of Stock What Are Talking About No There's One That's
48:25Left I You Band Of Money I Need To Know More About This Company Yeah Who Are Who Is This You Know
48:32There's No About Us On This Website The Joke Is Absolutely On Us Because Man We Are Really Into This Now Well
48:39The Instagram They Have 4,000 Followers Nine Posts What Did You Look Up You Looked Slam A Slut On Instagram Slam A
48:46Slut Records On Google Which Took Who Are The Artists For Slam A Slut Records It's A Great Question Their Twitter Has
48:53113 Followers Verified We'll Have To Get Back To You On This I Think One Of The Punishments This Year Will Be
49:01Loser Has To Wear This One Hoodie With The Woman Bending Over On A Pod Imagine Sean Fantasy Or Bill Simmons Wearing
49:08That Talking about NBA Free Agency Next Time Spielberg Sean's Talking About The Palm Door Winner Wearing Slam A Slut Records Hoodies
49:15Oh My God Chris Ryan's Talking About Landman In This Thing That Would Actually Kind Of Zip Up And It Zips Right
49:22Down Through Her Crotch region Well There's An Outline Of Texas On One Of These Hoodies So Perhaps It's A Texas Based
49:29Company I Craig Craig Should I Just Be I I'm Not Ashamed Craig You Don't Have To Make Up A Name I
49:36Inquiring About Your Product Please Get Back To Us Soon Let Us Know At Your That Okay The Other One I Want
49:43To Talk About Sauce Gardner The Quarterback For The Colts Who I Still Can't Get Over They Gave Up Two First Round
49:50Picks And Then He I to look at i think some so i think the nfl website had it right i think
49:57the espn had it wrong um i could pull it up but like a bunch of places that are almost always like
50:0599 percent right uh i doubt this was deliberate it sounds like a clerical error but i do think in hollywood there's
50:12a lot of people who lie about their age and i think many many celebrities are older than we think yeah i'm
50:19sure i mean the only reason the nfl is accurate is because for the combine in the draft they have to submit
50:26paperwork yeah but like it's not like i mean there's no hollywood equivalent of that yeah who would you be willing to
50:33say who is someone you think is just older than they are i don't i don't have any like specific uh there's
50:40no i don't have any knowledge of anything but i i just i i bet you especially back in the day when
50:47like there was no internet and you could just kind of say something and people believed it i bet you so many
50:54people who were 42 said they were 38 and then just ran with it yeah uh what what's the uh what was
51:01it uh what was the show with um the there's like a famous scene where the woman says she's like i'm 23
51:08years old and then it's uh it's 30 rock and and she he like uh he like tests her god damn it
51:16uh we can just cut this there's there's a total recall we got a total you remember this you remember there's a
51:23scene where alec baldwin is talking to i don't know her name in the show liz lemon no it's the other one
51:30i'm she's like i'm 23 he's like jenna maroney he's like what year were you born who was the number one you
51:37know record in 1987 or what like we have to do total recall yeah because i that was fucking crazy um but
51:44yeah give me one give me one i need to which celebrity does greg think he had rapport with in the rewatchables
51:51easy soldier jennifer lawrence easy soldier also i i i don't like that you said think he had rapport yeah did you
51:58did you did you grind the tape that's just rude am i wrong have you listened yeah um i thought it's funny
52:05i thought you were talking about a different i thought you're talking about the movie that ironically jennifer lawrence is in no
52:12hard feelings when she her character plays like a 31 year old and she shows up at a frat party and she's
52:20she wants to appear younger um but knows that she's not going to come off as like 21 so she's like asked
52:27some some frat guys like how old are you and she's like um 27 and he's like ew or he's like 24
52:34she's like 24 he's like ew gross the movie's okay here i got it let's see here if we can get the
52:41whole yeah she's saying she's 29 right jenna she says he's like uh hold on how old are you i'm 29 what
52:48year reborn 1977 what what year did you graduate high school 94 when do you turn 40 blah blah blah it's like
52:55he like quizzes are really fast she has it all down she has an answer for everything uh great show anyway great
53:02recall by me it's getting worse guys yeah was there anything else you guys wanted to hit from the last however long
53:09that we didn't talk about um i think there's a little fun something to nibble on for niners or for raiders fans
53:16to get excited kirk cousins oh was talking uh uh uh why am i blanking on his name uh yes i can
53:24see him siciliano we gotta get one for him no we gotta do it again siciliano um we gotta do it again
53:31it's contagious i'm telling you all right go ahead raiders quarterback who lost the super bowl to the bucks gannon yes oh
53:38good job okay thank you um is that it anyway kirk cousins was talking to andrew siciliano kirk said that in his
53:4515 years uh in the nfl that this year's otas was the most urgent and productive he's ever been a part of
53:52pretty good kubiak i think who appears to be a very quiet guy says he doesn't talk a whole lot speaks quietly
53:59yeah i don't even know what he looks like to be honest he's unassuming he's one of those wouldn't think he's an
54:06nfl coach yeah yeah he uh he's matt damon in oceans 11 you want to like heifetz always references you don't you
54:13don't want to be remembered or whatever but um milford man he this is the reason craig that a lot of seahawk
54:20fans thought they were going to be able to keep kubiak if he's so unassuming he's not much of like a he
54:28doesn't have the leader of men's style of personality kind of thing um but it's like good ben johnson type deal where
54:35if you're just so on the details that probably doesn't matter um what the only other story i wanted to get to
54:42which i thought was really funny did you guys hear that caleb williams tried to trademark the nickname iceman and failed yes
54:49yeah well i mean how about it but it's not for the reason you think it's not because of george gervin whose
54:56nickname is famously the iceman the former spurs player how about drake releasing an album called iceman while caleb williams was filing
55:03a patent for it gervin never trademarked iceman caleb tried to do it on march 16th then gervin was like what the
55:10fuck so then he tried four days later on march 20th neither of them have it because iceman is actually that that
55:17trademark is possessed by a clothing brand that sells shoes outdoor shoes and one of them is called the iceman outdoor shoes
55:24have iceman yes is it slam a slut it is not slam a slut unfortunately i wish i'm sure they make great
55:32outdoor brand how did of all people at outdoor shoe company get well i guess a lot of shoes gotta be on
55:39that early yeah look lacrosse men's iceman yeah they're insulated boots from lacrosse footwear is lacrosse a brand or is it lacrosse
55:46shoes it's lacrosse lacrosse is the brand i think uh yeah lacrosse footwear so anyway so no i'm sorry i'm on la
55:53police gear.com where the fuck am i special craig this is uh permafrost permafrost all right start working on it they ran
56:00it past the focus groups iceman this is crazy issues i don't know about these he's he's trying to get a logo
56:07though that he i think he will successfully get but i'm not sure he'll be able to get iceman do you do
56:14you feel like he has iceman like does that feel right well it's because he wanted to do the burr after the
56:21walk-offs he did it after all the walk-offs do you think there's any other like cold related nickname that he could assume
56:28yeah i mean it's not as many as you think i mean yeti i mean yeti is not great what if he
56:35kind of like a snowman's been tough you know that's that's that's true that's a mouthful could he could he maybe what
56:43about the snowman the snowman's kind of pressure he melts in the pressure what are you talking about could he just i
56:50don't know could he be in incredibles 3 and then and then have be to have frozone no you guys know what
56:57i'm talking about samuel jackson plays frozone of course where's my super suit yeah dk you know that no i don't know
57:04that really no you watch incredibles no really not yet calvin you should watch that tomorrow tonight you should show it to
57:11calvin calvin refuses to watch movies it's a weird thing really we're working on it wait should we do movie club with
57:18calvin so ages too long telemented tv shows stop incredibles every 24 minutes and then you know what's the only one the
57:25only movie that he's watched that i can think of i wish the first movie we showed him which was a huge
57:32mistake and i didn't vet this properly because the last time i watched it was when i was a kid was the
57:39land before time oh yeah which is just like an hour straight of terror and sadness there's no happy parts of the
57:47movie well they used to make the the way they made movies back in the day it was oh yeah quite telling
57:54bambi is like getting a bambi's brutal i did forget how much death is in all the beginnings it's just death and
58:01despair in all these movies everyone's mother gets eaten by a barracuda it's insane it's i i actually because now i'm at
58:08the age now where everyone's all my friends are like having kids and stuff and i i am amazed at how early
58:15kids are introduced to death like when i was on my honeymoon we were walking around um like dubrovnik and they actually
58:22had a guillotine i know i like how you said it we actually had a guillotine like i mean it wasn't sharp
58:29but they had a guillotine where they used to guillotine people and this mom walks by holding this like two-year-old girl's hand
58:36and the girl walks points at that and then looks at the mom and is basically like what's that and the mom
58:43kind of looks and she goes ah and she just blows to her neck and she's like you know and the girl's
58:51like ah okay and then keeps walking yeah anyway they're built diff over there yeah you got to watch incredibles with with
58:58calvin you should watch the incredible they should i want to yeah here's a free idea for all you streaming services out
59:05there have kid mode where you can you can watch a movie on kid mode on disney plus and it will it
59:12will it will cut out the movie into digestible chunks 14 every 14 minutes you replay the title sequence and they think
59:19honestly craig that would work i mean i guess that's not really that different than like a movie on cable that has
59:26commercial breaks but still you can kind of section it out in a way that is is entertaining for you're right though
59:33that would actually work for kids right dk uh i think so we get the our our mode here of trying to
59:40get calvin to watch uh movies which he just likes he watched likes watching shows i don't he doesn't he doesn't like
59:47the movie would show mode work for movies yeah maybe just turn if you're like oh incredibles it's this awesome like six
59:55episode tv show dude that's the thing about bluey bluey man what is it like 12 minutes those things digestible they're so
60:02it's like spongebob episodes in my head were 30 minutes long they're 11 yeah the first time i had to babysit like
60:09as a real adult really watching a kid i watched bluey with uh shout out my friend alex and his daughter and
60:16i watched uh and he was like oh how many you watched like two or three i was like yeah i was
60:23like we had that on for three hours we watched 25 we watched three seasons just like only one or two more
60:30episodes uh yeah skippy and i went to the the sheep detectives movie craig and told calvin that we went to the
60:37movie and he got jealous so we're trying to like oh we're trying to like reverse psychology was that movie good skippy
60:44loved it okay i'll just like full disclosure i don't really like that genre of movies where it's like knives out mystery
60:51you know that kind of thing you don't like mysteries i don't really that's not for me it's not my thing like
60:59like the knives out series like it's fine i know people love those um but like the murder mystery genre is just
61:06not really that's surprising to me i feel like that would kind of be up your alley like murder on the orient
61:13express stuff like yeah no those aren't really for me i like movies to be a little darker and like more morose
61:20you just watch the beginning of pixar films and then turn it off sure sure i just want to see bambi's mom
61:27i just want to see the barracuda but it it was a cute movie i'll put it that way like it was
61:34there were some funny moments all right message received you hated it all right so caleb williams internet caleb williams we don't
61:41have we don't have a nickname yet for you if you can't get iceman but we'll we'll keep brainstorming maybe but i
61:48will say dk in august for our draft you could show up in a slam a slut hoodie and shorts while wearing
61:55lacrosse iceman footwear that would be pretty cool and then i'll do it like what episode was this from if you can
62:03get yeah yeah june 25th that one episode we did in late june you guys didn't get that to that one deep
62:10cut deep deep cut on the slam a slut shorts dk how much money would we have to pay you to show
62:17up to the draft and slam a slut hoodie and shorts if you can get your hands on that stuff i'll do
62:24it for free oh my god that was i can't believe you just said that i'm not buying them personally oh i'll
62:31buy them i don't care anyone from slam a slut records is listening we have to just bring this up every week
62:38probably crowdsource that in a day if they would people people want to see that all right i'll craig and i send
62:45me some slam a slut merch i'll wear it i don't know how much the yeah we'll have to talk about if
62:52we have to blur it out based on different guidelines what are you gonna say to your son yeah he won't know
62:59he won't see it so it's a movie speaking of the movies though are we gonna do movie club are we gonna
63:06do this movie club thing we have like a short window here we got six weeks we got a movie club remind
63:14me like the idea is just like one of us says well i gotta watch transformers and then we all watch transformers
63:21and talk about it we make dk watch remember the titans we need yes we need to figure out a structure craig
63:28maybe we could have a whole bunch of different categories i was gonna say i'm already in a movie club every week
63:35i watch a movie for the rewatchable he's like this is bullshit well we can just it'll be three weeks it'll be
63:42a short run movie club and it's dk makes us watch kingpin and then we make him watch remember the titans and
63:49then we make and then i'll i'll make him watch remember the titans and craig you can make us watch a third
63:56movie okay since you've watched all but we need to think of some sort of format maybe that maybe the ghosts slash
64:03the chode slash the seven can come up with a good format that is not a complete ripoff of the rewatchables okay
64:10we can't just talk about your best shot well no are you talking about as a full episode or a little no
64:18no no no just i don't think we need a full time we need a format yeah we're just talking about it
64:25okay i guess i'll go fuck myself then you're the one who wanted to do it i'm saying to do it and
64:32now you're throwing out all these problems just saying okay we can just talk about it that's fine we can just riff
64:39all right it means you'll watch kingpin if you watch remember the titans we'll watch kingpin you what about the transformers one
64:46is that one still craig will make us watch transformers no no transformers remember the titans and kingpin no dk's already on
64:53the hook for transformers you're not going to get out of that i'm going to make you watch the spongebob squarepants movie
65:00oh stop i already watched it i mean i've watched it a hundred times but you're going to watch it another 101
65:07which one the one that just came out in december no the og the with goofy goober rock dude believe it or
65:14not jackie's dad wanted to see that and so we went over christmas and i wanted to fucking die why it was
65:22like i watched a lot of spongebob growing up and the one that just came out wanted me to be one to
65:29die yeah the og is very good unironically good you guys ever watch uh saved by the bell no honestly like ever
65:36seen an episode sorry no no no i know topanga that's boy no that's boy that i've never seen simpel bell i
65:43know topanga mario lopez you're looking for kelly kapowski yeah no i was like i've never seen it mario lopez is in
65:50that right yeah yeah ac slater dude the og reach zach morris the og spongebob squarepants movie made 140 million bucks what
65:57year oh four that's a lot of crazy that's badass there's like it was an oh four yeah legitimately great original music
66:04hi if it's randomly i was on tiktok the other day and the entire episode of the pizza delivery spongebob episode came
66:11up and i just watched it what do you mean like the 11 minute yeah i watched the whole 11 minute thing
66:18just with a big smile on your face it's really impressive world building like they set up the premises of each episode
66:26like 38 seconds legitimately dude within like 30 seconds you're like i know the premise i know every character's role i know
66:33they're like you could just come in not knowing anything and completely get it that's what i love about rick and morty
66:40is i feel like what rick and morty does in 60 seconds i'm like this is crazy you're like oh mr krabs
66:47the greedy owner spongebob's the hard-working young employee squidward's like the curmudgeonly old guy who's pissed off and you're like i get
66:54all three of it i'm 20 seconds in they got to deliver a pizza and it's great and as you get older
67:01you're like man i i kind of get squidward more and more he just wants to go home play his clarinet i
67:08don't want people in my yard making noise yeah and and he's like i love that he wants to go home and
67:15play his clarinet well he is because he's a failed artist at heart so he's just like depressed that this is his
67:22life spongebob's fuck is the best i i'm gonna i can't wait for dk to watch that yeah well all right we'll
67:30figure out movie club we'll do that too hey i just venmo'd you for rent nice now i can instantly spend it
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68:19in the coffee aisle and make it yours okay um reminder to the seven email in your hotness rankings quarterbacks yeah quarterback
68:26hotness rankings and just a quick note on that which is weird so much joe burr's teeth and we got an email
68:34from oh no i lost the name uh long-time listener 29 year old male uh tom tommy t-bone uh breakfast today was
68:41oatmeal and three scrambled eggs nice wow long-time listener he says my wife is a dentist you say wow three eggs that's
68:48just a lot of protein like on the scale of crazy that is like a one out of ten on the fucking
68:55wow scale i was just interjecting all right usually it's like 10 advil in a five-hour energy fucking two vikonin for breakfast
69:02oh there's one person is the best breakfast at all it's the guy it's uh we have a person who just it's
69:09the celsius and cigs guy yeah it's like a cheeseburger and a boiler maker yeah shout out to gabe he gave me
69:16the best sock info he's the one who's he literally emailed the other day he wrote breakfast was cigarette and celsius yes
69:23it's getting worse i'm not thinking about it yeah dude i love it it's like bag of cheetos and a jaeger bomb
69:30you remember the one who's had pizza bacon egg and cheese non-alcoholic beer yeah but not alcoholic beer is amazing dude uh
69:37anyway uh tommy tommy tommy 29 year old male's wife is a dentist and not only is excited about the upcoming hot
69:45quarterback rankings and submitted the rankings but also wanted to let us know well also tommy said knows gwen stefani has never
69:52heard of no doubt hashtag justice for danny jesus christ stop with the cherry picking i'm this is the fucking email but
69:59he says joe burrow his wife who's a dentist says for sure has veneers yeah yeah yeah his are honestly pretty good
70:06because staffords look very obvious and i feel like burrows are a little more subtle they're under they're a little more understated
70:13but they're still pretty clearly veneers and his wife just i just wanted to read this says jalen hurts looks like a
70:20really sexy pirate i can see that okay which i just thought was does he does hurts wear it and he could
70:27does he have one earring or two usually i don't uh it's a good question it is one saquon also does the
70:34one earring yeah but it's a cross i don't think it's very piratey pirates wore earrings occasionally or did they not i
70:41think they were yes yeah yeah that's like one of the i feel like it's one of the core was it one
70:49ear or both ears is there a big pirate well i don't know to be honest craig that's a good question what
70:56was jack sparrow rocking let's see oh he had so much hair you kind of couldn't see no i can't hear i'm
71:03just gonna google pirate see what we see here it's crazy being a pirate dude yeah pirates are really into like mustaches
71:10and goatees for some reason well i think they weren't shaving on the boats for three months at a time idiot no
71:17but they were that's the thing is they were they were shaving them into goatees and they were very making their mustaches
71:24look pretty i'm not seeing a lot i'm not seeing a ton of earrings in the pictures here but i think it
71:31is still one of the things i have a pirate book i gotta read it to you guys they all fucking look
71:38like jack sparrow also tiki you gotta pick up that war hero book we gotta do that again anyway enough you want
71:45more on pirates or less uh sure pirates i kind of want i mean pirates i would i would take pirate related
71:53emails if anyone has pirate yeah i'm i'm into that email us ringer fantasy football gmail.com if you have great pirate generally
72:00anyway uh the i want to read you a couple emails about blind spots and then i'll tell you guys about my
72:07honeymoon okay so great blind spots obviously the no doubt no no go fuck myself is this just more propaganda or what
72:14are we doing i know what are we doing here no so it's i'll i'll read it to you so this is
72:21just like the no doubt queen stefani thing it's a blind spot for me right so i asked for other blinds everyone
72:28has blind spots things you don't know yeah to late life so this this email is from of all people kai archive
72:35no it's not oh well still cool why did you say of all people uh i meant names but i said okay
72:42i meant i i i i did that to you i'm sorry that was my fault kai says i'm a lions fan
72:49i'm 19 years old breakfast sandwich this morning eggs bacon ham provolone and sourdough oh that's a good 19 year old eat
72:57well i made a bitchin sourdough loaf this weekend boys oh you did i saw that was incredible yeah incredible aeration yeah
73:04i know what i'm doing let's just that was good that was a good sourdough i gotta get back in i killed
73:11my mother's gun declare it's the claire staff it's recipe on on new york times okay follow that i'll give you a
73:18little bit of a shout out i'll check it out oh while we're here i'm gonna have to shout out my uh
73:25my uh one of my an aunt basically uh her tick tock she's a sourdough tick tock she's got like 11 followers
73:32would love to juice that sourdough she does great work on tick tock okay what's her name it's uh oh man i
73:39gotta pull up the tick slam a slut bakery her merch shop is all sold out yeah bake a slut her tick
73:46tock is it's a jan claire dot 64 j-a-n-c-l-a-r-e dot 64.
73:50i'll put it in the description go follow jan's sourdough it's great it's great hashtag slam a slut yeah hashtag bread slut
73:57anyway what was i saying oh so kai emailed in so again these are blind spots in life kai says i never
74:04did any research or extensive analysis into the life of anne frank kate don't know where this is going i knew that
74:11anne frank was a famous not a funny figure sure but i never like read anne frank's diary in school or anything
74:18and i guess from a very young age in my head i had always just confused anne frank with helen keller oh
74:25you know what i almost did that too for a half second i did the same thing wow that's weird i think
74:33that's that's okay i i understand that yeah well friends weren't so understanding because kai says he was in eating lunch with
74:40friends and frank and her diary randomly come up and kai says it must have been really hard to write that diary
74:47since she was blind yeah yeah oh it's not funny but that's a funny line i mean yeah okay i i have
74:54another one here i love this one this one's amazing so this one this email is from michael and mikey heifetz's cultural
75:01blind spot with gwen stefania no doubt was truly astonishing and while most other stories will pale in comparison to heifetz's dumbfounding
75:08gaff i had an experience in college that made me feel similarly naive michael writes i went to usc from 2007 to
75:152011 and in my sophomore year i took intro to music theory and in my music theory class i sat next to
75:22a student who was middle-aged a unique looking tatted up middle-aged guy in this college class and this guy would disappear from
75:29class for a week or two weeks at a time and then whenever he came back this guy like always needed a
75:36pen and so i would always happily give this guy a pen i actually started packing additional pens in case this guy
75:44needed one and then we would have class conversations and the professor seemed to know this guy which i also thought was
75:51weird and i remember a specific conversation they had one time this guy this student middle-aged guy student had like gone to
75:58africa and like jammed with artists and he was i was confused about the whole thing it's fucking paul simon no paul
76:05simon and so uh it was at this point i realized this guy's probably not an ordinary student but i didn't know
76:12he was john mayer i have no idea who this is it's like paul simon does not tatted up i don't think
76:19oh tatted up i missed that oh jerry tatted so i'm gonna say like henry rollins or something anyway continue getting there
76:26so but there are a few come talk to family friends couldn't figure it out let it go and then one day
76:33my friends that are hanging out in our college apartment we're playing beer pong and we have youtube up on the tv
76:40and we put on the red hot chilies peppers 2003 live concert at a castle and in between shots i look at
76:48the tv and my jaw drops and i realize on on stage is my classmate in a skeleton suit slapping bass because
76:55all semester i had been sitting next to flea damn and it turns out that be that he's compared this to me
77:02not knowing gwen stefani no doubt he keeps going and says weeks before i had argued that the red chili peppers were
77:09the beatles of our generation weeks before oh my god that's hilarious damn imagine if i said no doubt was the beatles
77:16of our generation and then didn't know gwen stefani and then i've been sitting next to gwen stefani the whole fucking time
77:23that's a hell of a take to not have any knowledge on yeah so flea was just hanging out in music theory
77:30at usc he was taking music he was taking intro to music theory at like usc and that's awesome he went to
77:37two-thirds of the classes he was like he's giving this guy all kinds of pens he's his pen pal oh that's great
77:44you know my my fame my claim to fame and i say this all the time is i was on a podcast
77:52with flea one time oh not directly i was on the bill episode that had flea on it i mean i didn't
77:59talk to him right but i didn't vibe craig i didn't vibe with him no but you were on a podcast with
78:06flea technically technically we were in a commercial with vince vaughn that's right i was in a commercial with vince i go
78:13by he goes by he's we're first name basis now have you guys ever noticed that anthony key this kind of looks
78:20like aaron rogers no he does make sense uh oh he does kind of look like he does wow oh my god
78:27like if rogers drew a big mustache screw his hair a little bit like i cannot wow this is like this looks
78:34just like i'm sending a pic right now this looks just like it's like aaron rogers joined a band yeah rogers could
78:41nail this for halloween oh my god he really does i just sent a picture of him just wearing like a fishnet
78:48t-shirt rockers are a different different breed he's also like whatever he's whatever his like health program slash whatever tasteful work he
78:56said done he looks remarkable for 63. i want to tell you guys a couple things about my honeymoon yeah where'd you
79:03go so you went to croatia you went to italy where'd you go so i went to uh i went to dubrovnik
79:10in croatia and then we went to hvar which is fantastic it's like beach croatia and then went to split for a
79:17day and then we went to florence and we did you know duomo and and uh uffizi which is the museum there
79:24which i fucking hate hates the world yeah and then uh i and then we went to we did like you know
79:31a day vineyards in tuscany then we went to like uh cinquateri which i could never say right good god man this
79:38is like a this is an all-time pronunciation list you've just done here yeah i'm not gonna do bravnik cinquateri i'm not
79:45it's like the ranch of pronunciations but i'm not like i'm not gonna be able to nail those names but you are
79:52you are way off i know i know i know i know it was fun yeah yeah i know anyway i have
80:00to so jack and i are walking around florence and we get stuck in a parade and we're like what is going
80:07on like ferris bueller it was and it was this and all these people start walking by and like old florentine dress
80:14like they're dressed like the 1500s they have muskets they have swords they're on horses it goes for like 20 minutes we're
80:21like what is going on here and it turns out that in this square in florence there's this thing called calcio storico
80:28and it is been going on for since the 1500s and it is basically medieval soccer but it's actually ufc it's if
80:35team if a ufc mma was a team sport it is i believe 19 on 19 i think i've seen this team
80:42ufc they just beat the hell out of each other they beat the shit out of each other there it is a
80:49sandpit like gladiator giant rectangle in the middle of the thing it is and i was like stuck in this parade talking
80:56to people like is this for tourists they're like no not for tourists no and we go and it is the four
81:03quadrants of florence it's the they're like oh it's the semi-finals there's only four teams it's the four quadrants of florence four
81:11neighborhoods fight it's been happening on and off for 500 years and there was this quote about it that was like it
81:18is not tactile enough to be a war but it's not it's like too gruesome to be a sport and it is
81:25literally just there's no referees there's no break there's a halftime but there's no timeouts and they just fight until there's enough
81:32space for it to be rugby you could throw you can kick you could do whatever and it's straight up it's kickboxing
81:39it's jujitsu it is wrestling and you just point and you fight a guy knocked out it yeah no they just drag
81:46them off the field wow it's fucking crazy and it's like crazy and there's a netflix talk about it apparently i didn't
81:53see it but the the final of it was yesterday but we went we watched this at a bar it is without
82:00exception the craziest thing i've ever seen on television i cannot believe this is a real thing how do you think you
82:07would have fared if you hopped in the scrum i kind of think it would have done okay they would have heard
82:15it they would have heard it would have been all right clop clop clop he's boxing people out he's taking charges how
82:22long that how long is it 50 minutes wow and it is just rugby and the highest score wins so then they
82:29have to take it and score a touchdown at the end but i can't they are just 19 on 19 fighting craig
82:36tell me if i'm wrong this is the vibe i get from heifetz he's so unassuming he's a sweetheart he's a doll
82:43but if if if i got punched heifetz would beat the living hell out of the guy oh my god he would
82:50turn into a pit bull like hit jaw would not be able to unclench lock jaw get the jaws of life get
82:57him off oh yeah i i would absolutely want heifetz in my corner he's up there on the on the big board
83:04of i'm not starting to fight i'm not starting to fight unless heifetz is nearby yeah we should start a bar fight
83:11when we're in la sure just to see what he does if we're doing somewhere actually la is okay other places i'd
83:19be a little more scared dude oh wow they do this do they do this right by that big cathedral uh so
83:26it's not the duomo but it is one of three things built from the same marble so it looks exactly like it
83:33looks like it but yeah it's insane it's actually psychotic i can't tell you how insane this was to watch what's it
83:40called again calcio storico it's c-a-l-c-i-o and then store it's like the it's the missing link between the gladiatorial games and soccer
83:47yes that's exactly what it is i can't like it is it's honestly like the anchorman fight it's like no you might
83:54be one of the balls can't hit anyone in the eyes don't touch the guy with the trident don't touch the hair
84:01of course of course of course like that's honestly it's crazy i anyway i i this is wild um the other thing
84:08i have to tell you feed sees the worst museum in the world okay why do you what i hate it i
84:15don't have enough i don't have enough museum visits in my bag to be able to comment but i have been to
84:23the ufizi but go ahead it's an impressive renaissance art museum i like art but it's like i hate this museum the
84:30steps up drains the life out of you it's hot it's the there's no signs where's your four billion dollar painting they
84:37don't fucking know no one knows there's no signs but this is the problem there was this line of like a hundred
84:44people in the museum to go into this room i'm like what is in this room and they're like well we recreated
84:51it because it was a medici palace here's how the medicis would have actually had it in the 1500s i guess people
84:58want to see it we get in line we're like fine fuck it we wait like 25 minutes in this line we
85:05already waited in line to get museum we get to the front they turn the corner they don't let you into the
85:12room we thought it was like three rooms they don't let you in you get to look into the room and they
85:19count to 20 and then you have to go oh my god it's probably because it's probably because some jackass ran in
85:27there and did something stupid and now they're like all right well i guess we can't let people in anymore you probably
85:34but they didn't tell you that you couldn't go in nor that you had 20 seconds so we waited 25 minutes to
85:41look at a fucking room for 20 seconds i ate that place the place sucks anyway gotta say you sound like an
85:48american but that's fine i i like it i had a i had an awesome tour there last year we had like
85:55the coolest guy learned a lot had a great time yeah i liked it too but i i honestly don't remember it
86:02that much da vinci michelangelo i love the paintings i love those people carvalho is it the place that has all the
86:09uh like half done sculpting uh the half done uh i think it was da vinci that was doing or maybe michelangelo
86:16but whatever it's like half done marble yeah he was commissioned to do like 40 statues and then the kid and the
86:23guy died and he stopped right and so it's like to me that was very cool because you can see it's like
86:31holy shit he's making that out of that well that was the that was very cool museum but the other honestly one
86:38of the coolest things i did was the vatican i i did this tour like honestly rick steves great stuff rick steves
86:45skippy rick steves washington native shout out skippy put me on rick steves his what was very cool was we did the
86:52sistine chapel and vatican and they have a couple things that were the inspiration for michelangelo painting the vatican and what i
86:59didn't realize is obviously since chapel sounds really cool but i didn't realize that the body of adam and then jesus on
87:06the wall of the sistine chapel he actually took from these two like thousand year old sculptures that he thought that had
87:13been barely recovered but he thought were technically perfect that you've never heard of but like basically two statues that before the
87:20david were like the best statue ever made and he ripped them off to paint them and so it was actually cool
87:27to see like what he thought he wanted to copy i'm like i didn't know any of that so actually it was
87:34cool to like look at the statue and then go to the sistine chapel and be like oh he just did that
87:42again and then heifetz sent us a picture of david's ass he did and it was yeah gooch it was taint that
87:49was the joke it was chode you could have put that on a slam a slut sweatshirt i did send you a
87:56picture of of the chode well no the taint of the well it depends yes david his i remember hearing about the
88:03duomo i remember them telling us like they couldn't figure out how to make the dome took 16 years and brunelleschi eventually
88:10figured out how to do it took 16 years to build the dome on the well you know it took 16 years
88:17to figure out what to do because they built it too fucking big and then he brunelleschi figured it out and then
88:24they took 300 years to build it or whatever but he was a dick he burned all the fucking copies like a
88:31loser so no one could ever make a bigger one that's kind of sick though i just honestly actually listening to the
88:38rewatchables it reminded me a lot of stanley kubrick yeah burning everything from space honestly i was like this is what prunelleschi
88:46did but did they do what craig what it took them how long 16 years to construct the dome itself at the
88:53top of the duomo have you ever been to the pantheon in rome craig or did you go to rome uh yeah
89:00um because there's a building in there the there's a giant dome with a big hole in the middle and you look
89:07at it and you're like this was built in like time of like jesus or i know barely after this is my
89:14question for people who are like did the aliens build the pyramids i'm like have you walked around other places there are
89:21plenty of things i don't know how they built the empire state building right all these things are amazing to me in
89:28126 ad and there's a it's a giant dome with a big hole in the middle of it i'm like how the
89:35fuck did they know how to do this back then maybe they could maybe heifetz could do the whole uh what was
89:42it stonehenge i'm telling you we can figure out stonehenge yeah we can figure it out so looking it up it took
89:50140 years to build the duomo but then they there was just an open unroofed center because they didn't have the technology
89:57to make the dome and then prunelleschi figured it out with a groundbreaking self-supporting double shell dome without the use of traditional
90:04wooden scaffolding so he was a jeweler and it was something about scale he just did jewelry and i think he applied
90:11some principles or whatever from like small stuff to big i don't know quite the guy michelangelo though properly rated gotta tell
90:18you for sure oh yeah incredible genius uh heifetz what uh what was your favorite thing you ate on the trip oh
90:25i'm glad you asked havara havara had this there's a restaurant havara croatia couldn't believe it was what was it what was
90:32the food what it looked like or uh it was the entire meal it was just amazing it was a i honestly
90:39can't explain it okay what was it made out of what was the meat was it bread was it meat was it
90:46what color was it it was everything was spicy what was it was a whole course dinner it was a it was
90:54a pasta there was a steak it was like i can't explain i can't explain i can't remember the grain was it
91:01meat was it fruit i don't know it's good it was it three scrambled eggs i don't remember uh okay okay uh
91:08i i don't know uh i have to tell you guys one other thing all right so i told craig this yesterday
91:15dk does not know this uh-oh so i'm in a dynasty league not with you guys i won the first year i
91:22won the second year same team came in last this year i'm in last place and there's a punishment did you mean
91:29to do that no okay i tried to win again got it and instead came in last and so now i have
91:36to dress as shrek and run down the busiest street in dc on saturday wait do you have to like put on
91:43green paint and everything yeah i have to yeah i have to well he bought a shrek mask which is so eerie
91:50and oh is that what that you guys were sending oh my god here we go this fucking terrifying image i thought
91:58that was like one of those emoji things like oh my god so i was like should i wear this mask i
92:05can't see anything i can't see fucking shit out of this thing i don't want to be here anymore you're you can't
92:12wear it because you'll get arrested immediately for i think i'll get killed yeah but i i have to dress as shrek
92:19i did win the league the first two years but then brian thomas and jaden daniels fucked me so um i have
92:26to dress as shrek i think you should channel bad bunny i can't even hear you i think you should channel bad
92:33bunny from snl which is kind of a perfect blend of a little green paint a little bald cap some ears yeah
92:40i agree can you even hear me yeah i can hear you yeah i don't think i can wear this i can't
92:47breathe i can't see i think i'll scare children also how are you gonna drink out of it at a bar wait
92:54you have to go out the whole night just as shrek bobby when he's on the pool table he's trying to drink
93:02the beer it's like maybe it's like it's like the chicken party if you've ever done one of those things where heifetz
93:09will basically pick a bar to hide at while his friends search for him and while he's at the bar dressed like
93:16shrek he can drink on their dime but if they find me then they drink in my dime so it's like the
93:23busiest street oh that's funny but if anyone sees you like that you you might get caught in a word word is
93:30going to get around a florentine 19 person battle yeah yeah yeah so i'm i'm pretty concerned i am yeah i don't
93:37know i thought about having uh like you you're seeing the thomas crown affair no oh okay that's a good movie well
93:44remaking it michael b take that off i can't hear you or cut a hole in the mouth or something i feel
93:51like ace ventura coming out of the rhino uh frank from sunny anyway yeah so that's gonna suck doing the shrek thing
93:58you have to do that this saturday yeah oh people are gonna be on the lookout you gotta do you're gonna do
94:05the green paint right yeah i'll do green paint i got it right i can't wear that for yes yeah you won't
94:13make it halfway through the night you'll you'll get i'll die yeah yeah you need to take it off every night to
94:20drink yeah have you ever told the story about how you almost died on this show before am i allowed to tell
94:27am i allowed to tell this when heifetz like the story the legendary stories of mr heifetz from his childhood when he
94:34zipped himself up into a sweatshirt and almost died oh oh i thought you were talking about when he saved the dog
94:41well no that's a good one too uh where his his thighs were all cut up from going into the uh yeah
94:48into the water for the to save this dog but no what i'm talking about if you don't want to talk about
94:55it by all means you can say no it's fine so one of the oh god this must have been 2018 or
95:022019 this is when we can we say the the sponsor that we got these fireball sent us a bunch of stuff
95:09and so fire fire it's important it's not as funny if it's not so fireball sent us a bunch of stuff like
95:17swag i must have been the nfl show i guess uh and uh i got it too though yeah so well that's
95:24what i'm saying that's how long ago it was i don't think we didn't have a podcast feed uh and i shockingly
95:31uh kevin was i at the company 2018 i don't know but i was shockingly nobody wanted this fireball onesie except me
95:38so to explain it was a fireball like full body sweatsuit that zipped all the way up the front but here's the
95:45thing yeah go ahead it wasn't just a onesie because like a onesie zips to like your neck right sure but they
95:52made by i think by accident they made a gimp suit right that's that zipped all the way all the way including
95:59the hoodie over your face which is crazy like why would you ever want a onesie that could zip your shot that's
96:06a psychotic thing is that is that what it looked like i have yes but it was all black look at the
96:13group chats yes that's it where did you get that photo that's not me that is exactly it this is a courtroom
96:21fireball onesie someone else someone else that is what they sent me that exact thing i can't believe you found it oh
96:28we gotta post this on the spotify fireball suit like an idiot i must have been 23 or whatever 24 and i'm
96:35and i'm home alone in my apartment and i put it on he puts it on by himself and i put it
96:42on and i immediately realize i cannot zip it back down it is stuck the zipper is broken and i am like
96:49panicking trying to unzip this thing yeah and i can't breathe and i'm like i'm gonna die in this fireball gimp suit
96:56and i'm gonna need my friends to be smart enough to tell my parents that i died doing something else like the
97:03people who died doing a autoerotic asphyxiation yes i was like i'm like oh my god i died in a fireball gimp
97:10suit he died doing what he loved zipping himself into a fireball onesie and suffocating oh my god for sexual pleasure oh
97:17my gosh that's another great draft punishment dying from asphyxiation death from fireball asphyxiation oh man oh my god okay all right
97:25anything else before you guys want to go no i think we covered it i'm going to spare everyone my thoughts of
97:32the nba not having the fucking players wear the right hats which is i've never been angry it's really stupid i think
97:39it's like a legality thing i think it's like they're not officially traded yet i don't know okay but like how but
97:46that's it's dumb how do you let that get in the way like kobe bryant's not wearing lakers shit on draft night
97:53but also as a fan if you go to the knicks and you're like who did the knicks take it just says
98:00all the players that they traded away but then if you go to the other teams that like the players you can't
98:07even find out who the fuck they took i watched the draft i turned it off i wake up none of those
98:14players on television actually went to the knicks i agree it's dumb so just figure it out warriors got yaxle though so
98:21we're kind of back in golden state do you want lebron no absolutely not keep him away from the bay area don't
98:29let him in we don't want him he shouldn't be with steph curry i don't want it at all i don't care
98:36i would rather never win a championship again than win one with lebron james but you don't like the idea that lebron
98:43had to come crawling to steph no no i i cannot see them would it be fun if magic and bird were
98:50on the same team at the end of their career no all right okay um emails for your hot quarterback rankings i
98:57want more uh blind spots i love the blind spots yeah the blind spots are fun we're not knowing random celebrities but
99:04i like the blind spots okay thank you dk thank you craig thank you austin thank you carlos thank you cam thank
99:11you abu thank you nikil thank you lord lord shout out to uh reese and skate star who are signed to uh
99:18on slam a slut records according to the sound cloud that i'm looking at currently i don't know for sure reese there's
99:25a reese x skate star uh like collab here that i'm looking at okay i don't know if that's how you say
99:32it when you when you do the collapse with the x in the middle do you say the x i don't know
99:40how that works no i think it's just trying to say it's like bye yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna look this up
99:47on the old spotify i don't star with an eight yeah that's cool oh no never mind heifetz it's actually just reesey
99:54x it's reesey x and then who else is on the song skate star i found skates comma yeah i guess well
100:01you don't have like in collabs you do like a little x in the middle but whatever yeah oh you're right it's
100:08confusing because it's reesey x cap yeah skate star skate feature there's a reesey x x skate star no i think is
100:15reesey x the name of the song no i'm looking at i found him reesey x is a person artist yeah and
100:22then skate star is another person who has 230 000 monthly listeners on spotify okay nice reesey x however no no that's
100:29reesey x only 5 000 monthly listeners so it's good that he is kind of getting put on by skate star yeah
100:36big feature really skate star yeah skate star is mogging reesey x oh he's just putting him on yeah you're right he's
100:44gassing him up great there there is a song by skate star that has over a million streams called nsd oh yeah
100:51maybe we'll have to fire that up i don't actually know if they're on slam assault records i'm quite literally just looking
100:58at some soundcloud it would be a huge problem if they're not so we'll never recover goodbye everyone must be 21 plus
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