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1:45What a play! It's time to dominate your fantasy league.
1:48Off to the races, and he stays on his feet!
1:51So here's some combination of Adam, Dave, Jamie, and Heath.
1:54Everybody's three favorite words on a Friday or Saturday.
1:56Mailbag's one word, right? Yeah, just double-checking. Welcome to the show, everybody.
2:00Adam, Dan, and Jamie here. I've been told there's going to be a lot of nonsense on today's show.
2:06Don't blame me, but blame Dan. Dan's bringing the nonsense.
2:09Well, it's not all originated from me. I have a story I need to get to from Jamie that we're saving for
2:15the mailbag that I've been really – it's been on my mind for like 48 hours now.
2:20It really has. It's that good of a story?
2:23What'd you say? It's that good of a story?
2:26I don't know. I'm about to find out. It's something I think that could only happen in the state that you were
2:32born in and the state that you've fled since.
2:35Yeah, I was born in New York, bud. Oh, well, the state that you grew up in.
2:40The state I grew up in was Florida, yes.
2:43All right, today on the show – We have a movie question for Dan, too.
2:47Oh, we do have a movie question. We'll get that in a second.
2:51I want to hear it, yeah. All right, so YouTube comments, emails at fantasyfootballatcbsi.com.
2:55The Fantasy Cops are, of course, here today. Apple Podcast question.
2:59We got a bad review on Apple, and here's what happened.
3:02Don't like those. Someone said, I'm rescinding my five-star review because they didn't answer my question.
3:07They left a five-star review. They didn't answer it.
3:10I'm not lying to you. Apple Podcasts, it just – for whatever reason, the comments – I know – I have two comments from this week.
3:17I know more than that exists. They just don't show up consistently.
3:21Sometimes I see comments. Next time I check, they're not there.
3:24I didn't intentionally skip your question, so – There's no intentional skipping going on on this show.
3:29Not on Apple Podcasts. If you leave a five-star review and I see it and it's like a relevant question, I will read it.
3:37It's just – it's kind of a finicky app, I guess.
3:40It's just – it's good for listening to shows, but for the comments, it's a little – I'm not going to go
3:46too much further into detail, though, but I will say this.
3:50If you're the type of person that leaves a five-star review and then rescinds it and leaves a one because you didn't
3:56get your question asked on a show where we're answering a lot of questions.
4:01That's – it's something. It's something. All right. Let's get to some YouTube comments to start the show.
4:06And we'll start with this from Vomit Duty. Okay.
4:09Wow. That's what you did before the show, right, Adam?
4:12Nope. I was restarting my computer to fix it.
4:14Dude, your eye looks good, Adam. Eyes healing, huh?
4:17Thank you. Yeah, it's almost – almost good. Almost good now.
4:20Starter, one wide receiver, one running back and one flex.
4:23Braylon Allen, Quinshon Judkins, Ramondre Stevenson, Luther Burden, Jeremy Bernard, and Denzel Boston.
4:27I think the running back and the flex are easy.
4:30Well, the running back is – Running back is Ramondre, right?
4:34And Allen is the flex. And then Allen, for sure, with the workload.
4:37And then I think I would go with Luther Burden, personally.
4:41I would too. Okay. So that would make Quinshon Judkins the vomit and Jeremy Bernard the duty in this way.
4:47I guess so. The receivers are tough. The receivers are tough.
4:50I think just the workload for Ramondre, even with Henderson potentially playing and Braylon Allen, makes it, to me, easy.
4:56And then pick your favorite receiver. Dan, how much butter do you have in your coffee?
5:01We went away from the butter and the coffee about a year ago.
5:05But I use the French press. That's a big French press kind of guy.
5:09But now my new thing is a pinch of Redmond sea salt in each brew of coffee.
5:14And I think it makes a huge difference. Cuts a lot of the bitterness out.
5:19One of my coffee friends, Snobs, shout out Brett Childs, really disgusted with me because I get good coffee.
5:24I buy good coffee. He's like, why are you buying good coffee and putting salt in it?
5:29And I'm like, it's a pinch of salt. Try it before you knock it.
5:34Back in the day, you were convincing us that putting butter in your coffee was the right thing to do.
5:40It was not bad for you. It was great.
5:42Yeah, it sped up your metabolism. It's just fat.
5:45You're not putting any carbs in. It's actually not that bad for you yet.
5:49But probably it was horrible for me at the same time, and I didn't know.
5:54All right. Uncle Palacio says, I can't get right with RJ Harvey.
5:57Bench him 10 plus points. Start him less than one point.
6:01Yeah. That's the Harvey experience this year, at least.
6:03I think, generally speaking, you should be benching him, though.
6:06Yeah. I mean, look. He's not going to get a touchdown every week.
6:10Yeah, the touchdown was fluky. Would you trade Chase Brown for Michael Wilson and Marshawn Lloyd?
6:15I have Walker and Tootin, and I need to know.
6:18No. Okay. Not even considering this one. Oh, Dan's family is here today.
6:22Dan is everyone's favorite. Oh, thank you, Truly Epic.
6:25I believe Truly Epic is the one that thought that you would be smarter than.
6:29Is that right? Yes. I mean, Adam, let's be honest.
6:32Adam's going to beat me in an IQ test, I think.
6:35I don't think so. Adam is just that kind of guy.
6:39This is his type of test. We're going to do it next Friday.
6:43I'm going to set up a 10-question IQ test for the two of you.
6:47I find myself to be somewhat quick-witted, no street smarts, and negative street smarts.
6:51And as far as IQ test, I just don't know.
6:54Adam's the type of guy who got the 1500 on his SAT.
6:58Oh, I didn't get a 1500. He studied all day.
7:01He did all his homework. He told the people in class, Robert over there didn't do his homework.
7:06He was that. I was not like that at all.
7:09Adam was a rat? Wow. I copied a lot of homework.
7:12I did some things that I regret. You didn't copy homework ever in your life.
7:17I did. You did not copy a homework ever in your life.
7:20I know that for a fact. You'd be a chat GPT guy?
7:24Yeah, I would. And that's sad because, yeah, you know, I just didn't like school.
7:28I didn't like learning. I just shortchanged myself. And I really regret it.
7:32Same. I really regret it. I feel like all of that's just the kid's experience.
7:37Like, we all did the same thing. And then now that we're older and our brains have developed, we're like, damn, I
7:43would have enjoyed learning about that stuff. That's true, right?
7:46We should Billy Madison go back to school. Trade Jalen Coker and Omarian Hampton for DeAndre Swift.
7:51That's an interesting offer. I think I would do that one.
7:55I think it just depends if you have the receivers to cover yourself because Hampton is, you're getting an upgrade at running
8:01back with Swift over Hampton, but you're losing a pretty good receiver in Coker.
8:06This feels like a breaking point, too, for as far as like when you can trade Hampton and what you could get back for him.
8:13I tried trading in the last two weeks. Its value has only gone down since.
8:18That's what I'm saying. It's going down and down, but we're almost at the point of crater.
8:23Like, if you could even get a Swift type back for him, that's good.
8:27We're nearing the point of like, you're getting nothing back for this guy.
8:31If these guys were the Three Stooges, who's who?
8:33I don't know the Three Stooges. Dan is definitely curly.
8:36Yeah. I don't know if I like that, but I'm taking it.
8:40He's the goofball. Dan's 100% curly. I agree. Sam, how do you know who the Three Stooges are?
8:45I would be Moe. Everybody knows the Three Stooges.
8:48Come on. Larry's the leader, right? No, Moe's the leader.
8:51Moe's the leader? Oh. Damn it. Damian Pierce or Blake Corum?
8:54I'd be the one that smacks the two-year-round, though.
8:57That's the stuff. That sounds about right. Blake Corum or Damian Pierce?
9:01I'd go Pierce. Ugh. Touches. It's going to be a volume game.
9:04I know that Pierce has the volume, so we should be going with him because of that.
9:09I think Corum has a better chance of actually scoring.
9:12I would go Corum. Dave is definitely Shemp. I don't really get that.
9:16I know there's a Shemp. I don't even know who Shemp is.
9:20He's the fourth Stooge. I thought there were Three Stooges.
9:23Yeah. How could there be a fourth? It's called the Three Stooges.
9:27Ask the youngest guy on the podcast who apparently knows the Three Stooges very well.
9:31I'm shocked. Would you trade Kenneth Walker and Devante Smith for CeeDee Lamb, Bucky Irving, and Carnell Tate?
9:36No. Only if you'd have to guarantee that Jalen Hurts is going to miss the rest of the season and Devante Smith
9:43is going to struggle with this injury. That's the only way I would do that.
9:48I guess that's true. If a toe injury, it's like you're trading an injured guy.
9:52I just – CeeDee and Bucky, it's interesting. I like Tate.
9:55It's not the worst trade offer. I just don't feel like if I drafted Kenneth Walker, I'm seeing it out for the rest of the season.
10:03I'm seeing if he can win me my – It's basically like when you look at trades like that with different positions,
10:10like Walker and CeeDee Lamb are on par. I would take Walker over Lamb.
10:14Right. And Smith and Bucky Irving are on par.
10:17I would take Smith. So that's the way I view it.
10:20Yeah. That's a good way to view it, and I think Walker is the best by far.
10:25I can't commit to saying I'd take Smith over Bucky though.
10:28I can't either, but I'm just saying like that's how I view it right now.
10:33Half PPR, Omari and Hampton, Kendry Miller, Tyler Algier.
10:36If nobody is out in their respective backfields, I'll take Hampton still.
10:39But if there's no Jeremiah Love, I'll take Tyler Algier.
10:42I think it's Algier. And if Khmer is out and he was limited practice, I think, yesterday, I would go Kendry also over Hampton if Khmer is out.
10:51Agreed. Neighbors for Kyron Williams. No. Yes. I'd rather have Kyron.
10:54Oh, you'd rather have Kyron? I'd rather have Kyron.
10:57I would definitely rather have neighbors in any kind of PPR.
11:00I love that picture. You know where that picture is from, Adam?
11:03I love that picture too. Yes, I do. You do know what it's from?
11:08I don't even want to be here anymore. I don't even want to be here anymore.
11:12It's so good. It's such a funny concept. Don't take it off.
11:16Don't take it off. I'm taking it off. For him to be like, I'm going to do this like funny disguise and it's bad.
11:23It's too much. If they were the three amigos, who would they be?
11:27I don't know that either. Yeah, not surprised. Okay.
11:30Dan is Martin Short. No, I think Dan is Chevy Chase.
11:33He's like the- I don't know if I love that.
11:36He's like really kind of off in his own world.
11:39Oh, yeah. Right? I think I am Martin Short.
11:42I'm making the ridiculous jokes. Like, I think it's a male plane.
11:45And then, I won't say the punchline. And you're Steve Martin.
11:49Yeah. That's a great movie. All right, Dan, the movie that we want to know if you've seen.
11:54And we both said, we both have the same answer.
11:57Okay, that doesn't give us a buck, but let's see what happens.
12:01Rush Hour. Somehow, no. I really should have. All right.
12:04Did you say yes or no? We said no.
12:06Well said no. I really should have seen Rush Hour.
12:09It's crazy how I haven't seen Rush Hour. I know I like it.
12:13It's fine. That's the one with Jackie Chan. It's not that good.
12:17You're overrating it. Okay, okay. It's not like a timeless classic.
12:20What's his? Who's that? Who are the actors? Chris Tucker.
12:23It was Adam made a mistake earlier this week and put Trey Tucker as Sean Tucker in his notes.
12:29Oh. That he was injured. So, I made a joke about it this morning.
12:33And Dave said Chris Tucker because Dave didn't know the reference.
12:36And then Adam made a Chris Tucker joke and then said, has Dan seen Rush Hour?
12:41Was he said or somebody said in the chat?
12:44I didn't say has Dan seen Rush Hour. I think somebody said in the chat.
12:48I really should see it. I really should. And then Adam weaseled out of what should have been the bet when I
12:55said no first that you hadn't seen it. Usually Adam answers first and I counter and I just for fun, you know.
13:02But Adam goes, no, no, no. I don't have to agree with you.
13:06It's got to be true. All right. So, here's what we need to find out.
13:10This is not related, but I'm curious. Now that I've seen Rocky, that was the big one I had to see.
13:16Yeah. What's the next movie? And it's not just Adam's pick.
13:20It's between you two. Braveheart. I just said it's not just Adam's pick.
13:24It's between what you two decide, the next movie I need to watch.
13:27I mean, I don't know the entire list of things you have not seen.
13:32Just assume I haven't seen anything, essentially, except for the really good movies, in my opinion.
13:36Major League. Are you a superhero guy? I've never seen Major League.
13:40Are we sure I want it? I've seen – I've actually saw all the Marvel ones.
13:45Okay. Star Wars? I've seen all the good Star Wars.
13:48I haven't seen, like, the one through three. I saw, like – I once watched this, like, two-hour cut-up of just the
13:54scenes you need to watch from the bad one through three movies.
13:58I didn't finish the word. From the bad one through three movies.
14:02But I've seen the original trilogy. And, like, the crappy ones with, like – you know what I'm talking about?
14:08You definitely finished the word. I mean – I didn't finish the word, actually.
14:12I cut it off, Sam. You said the curse word part of it.
14:16Sam, you got to be on my team here.
14:18You said the curse word. I have to edit it, so no, I'm not on your team.
14:24Respect. All respect to Sam right there. But, yeah.
14:26So, no Star Wars because I've basically seen the good ones.
14:30What else? All right. We should get back to fantasy football over here.
14:33Okay. Let's get back to fantasy football. It's my favorite movie.
14:37All right. Let's go to Rogers or Shuck? Rogers.
14:39He didn't say the T at the end. Yeah.
14:42See? Thank you, Frank. Brees Hall and Adonai Mitchell ruled out.
14:45Yeah. So, that – Rasheed Rice or Cam Scadaboo if Rice plays?
14:49Rice for me if he plays. Winston, Daniel Jones, or Deshaun Watson?
14:53Winston. Winston for me, too. He's the top 12 for me this week.
14:56I don't know. Odunze, DK, Boston, or Abuka. Sit one.
14:59Oh. Abuka's the sit. Would you beat the waiver wire for Omar Cooper Jr.?
15:04You can stash him in an IR spot still.
15:06Yeah. I think Adonai Mitchell's the better get than him.
15:09Yeah. Yes. Okay. All right. That's it for YouTube for now.
15:13We'll come back to those later. Sunday morning, youtube.com slash fantasy football today.
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15:35And we'll start with our emails now at fantasyfootball at cbsi.com.
15:38And this is from Andrew. Grade the trade. George Pickens.
15:41George Pickens. No. George Pickens. And Blake Corum. Giving those guys up.
15:44Pickens and Corum. For Chase Brown and Coker. I don't mind the trade.
15:48What did you say, Jamie? I'd rather have the Coker side.
15:52So it's Pickens and yeah, you get Coker and Chase Brown on that side.
15:56I think I'd rather that side as well. It's obviously like this is the breaking point with Chase Brown, right?
16:02You're going into the bye week. You have to decide right now.
16:05Put your foot in the dirt. Is this going to be a thing now with Samaj P.
16:11Ryan taking this amount of work that we got last week?
16:14Or is that just a fluky game and fluky game script?
16:17If the latter hits and it's fluky game, fluky game script, Brown to me is still one of the better buys like
16:24he was two weeks ago because the touchdowns are going to run hotter than they have.
16:29And there will be games where the receptions are up like we saw two weeks ago.
16:33So I'm willing to take that bet if all I'm giving up is Pickens, who's not going to be the most consistent player either, in my opinion.
16:41All right. This is from Nick. Who's had the better points per game?
16:45Pickens or? Coker. Coker. After last week, maybe Pickens.
16:48Oh, Coker or Brown? I would say. I mean, that's the receivers you're training.
16:52I would say Coker. I don't know about that.
16:55I mean, Coker had a bad week three because he left early.
16:59Yeah. He did. Yeah, actually, I'd say Pickens. But Pickens had a bad week four.
17:03But the fact that that's close tells you why you should be making this straight.
17:08From Nick. Half PPR redraft league. Which running back do I trust in week six?
17:12Omarion Hampton, Marshawn Lloyd, or Tyler Algier, if Jeremiah Love.
17:15Love does not play. I'd still go Lloyd. I think I'd go Algier.
17:19Algier for me, if Love is out. Lloyd is very tempting, though.
17:23But not Hampton. This is a trade from Angelo.
17:25Devante Adams and Gervante Williams. Okay. Giving up Adams and Gervante.
17:29Get Tootin and Christian Watson. I'd rather have the Adams.
17:32I'd definitely rather have the Adams, Gervante. You know, on paper, I agree with that.
17:36But Heath really opened my eyes about Gervante's schedule.
17:39It is really bad late in the year. What is it?
17:42How could it be? Like, I'm curious how... This may sound ridiculous, but I'm curious how at any point his schedule could be bad.
17:49I don't really see any team slowing down the Cowboys offense.
17:53Well, he's not running that well. It doesn't matter.
17:55He just gets the touchdowns. It's the same... Injuries change everything.
17:59I understand that, but like, you know, injuries... Well, yeah, with the defense being...
18:03I don't know. It's not even like... If someone could slow down this Dallas offense, and if someone could tell me the
18:09Dallas defense is going to step up, so there'll be different game scripts than like last night's Seattle Broncos game, for example,
18:16if we could get those, then I'm like, all right, I'm worried about Gervante.
18:20But until then, he's just... Here it is. Seattle week 13.
18:23A bye in week 14. Rams in week 15.
18:26Jaguars in week 16. And then a good matchup in week 17 against the Giants.
18:31So just start with the first game that you brought up.
18:34The Broncos just got two rushing touchdowns from their running back.
18:37I know, but they didn't run the ball well.
18:40I mean... It doesn't matter. That's not what Gervante does.
18:43He doesn't run the ball well. He just gets touchdowns on the best offense.
18:47It's still a bad matchup. It's still not like...
18:50It's a very bad matchup, but it's also a bad matchup on the other side.
18:54Like, you're giving... You gotta be... It's not a bad idea to sell high on players when you look at a schedule like that.
19:02I totally understand the concept. But you have to be getting an overwhelmingly great offer, and I don't think that's the case.
19:08Well, you're getting... Agreed on that. I think you're getting a better wide receiver in Watson over Adams.
19:14Adams. I'd rather have Watson than Adams. Yeah, but you brought this up.
19:17I don't remember recently, but Puka's playing with a pre-hernia situation.
19:21If Puka goes down, who would you rather have?
19:23Oh, gosh. Yeah, Adams. So... Right. But also, it's just like you're trading two of the most consistent touchdown scores over the last 20-something games.
19:31Everyone can say, oh, it's luck. The touchdowns are going to regress.
19:35They don't regress. Adams can't be guarded one-on-one with his release package off the line of scrimmage in the red zone.
19:41He scores all the time. And Javante Williams scores.
19:44He's on the best offense. He just scores. There's no one else taking those red zone touches.
19:49He scores all the time as well. All right.
19:51So I just feel like these guys are the ones scoring points.
19:55The other guys are projected points. I hear you, Mo.
19:58I hear you. All right. We're going to take a break here.
20:02We'll be right back with more of your questions.
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23:08Welcome back to Fantasy Football Today. Emails at fantasyfootball at cbsi.com.
23:11That is the letter I. Stefan is in a redraft league, and he has Bowers and Kraft, but he can't get much for Kraft.
23:18Should I trade Tucker Kraft for Omari and Hampton, or try to trade Bowers for a haul?
23:23Keep Bowers. I would not trade Bowers. I don't think Hampton.
23:27I mean, I don't like Hampton. I don't like Hampton.
23:30I don't like Kraft that much either, though. I like Kraft.
23:33I like Kraft better than Hampton, but it's not such a bad trade if you have Bowers.
23:38I would wait till after this week and see if Kraft goes off.
23:42That's true. I would trade. I would be fine trading Kraft for Hampton right now.
23:46Now, I agree with Dan. I'd much rather keep Brock Bowers if you can, but if the haul is a haul, then you explore it.
23:54The haul would have to include a top-tier player from a back or wide receiver.
23:58Yeah. Here's a question from... Eric! Eric! Eric says, you definitely have to get the nose hair trimmers that you stick up
24:05your nose way better than the scissors with the curve.
24:08Okay. Okay. All right. It's a no. That's a conversation from last week.
24:12This is from Wesley. No, I remember. Wesley started the Seahawks defense and Emmanuel Wilson.
24:16They got me eight points. Should I start Jaden Daniels or Tyler Shuck?
24:20Does my deficit impact who I start? No, you should not start one over the other unless you have extreme conviction.
24:27And I think in the case, they're both close for me.
24:30I don't know. I would go with Daniels. I would go with Jaden for sure.
24:34This is from Michael. If you had to trade Nico Collins, Parker Washington, or George Pickens for a running back, which one are you moving?
24:42And which one are you moving on from based on what you think the rest of the season is going to be?
24:49Okay. Who's the best one to trade? Nico. I'd say Nico.
24:52Are you getting the same running back in return?
24:55So it doesn't matter what the compensation is? Yeah, I think so.
24:58Maybe. No, I don't think so. That's the case.
25:01If it's just moving on for that, you're getting James Cook in the trade no matter what.
25:06It's George Pickens. Pickens? All right. No concerns about Nico with Marvin Harrison and Tank Dell?
25:11Not with the players coming back. My Nico concern is always just limited to him and the injuries that he's played through in his career.
25:18But that's not something I can project or predict.
25:21This is from Patrick. Rank them for week six.
25:24Denzel Boston, Damian Pierce, Kendrae Miller, Ja'Cory Krosky-Meritt. Boston, Miller if there's no Kamara.
25:28Bill next. Next. For me, at least. I go Pierce, Bill, Miller if everybody's healthy.
25:32I don't feel good about this Pierce start at all.
25:35He may get like 12 carries, but I don't think they're going for much.
25:40You feel good about a Ja'Cory Krosky-Meritt start? I feel better about anything than Tanner McKee and a bad beat-up offensive line
25:46and a running back who doesn't do anything in the passing game.
25:50That to me is just like a dead start.
25:52And that's kind of. Yeah, I know. You could argue that for some of the other ones, but it's like a true dead start.
26:00Unless he gets a rushing touchdown. That's Ja'Cory Krosky-Meritt, though.
26:03I mean, he doesn't get that many carries. No, but Ja'Cory Krosky-Meritt broke a 35-yard touchdown run.
26:08Damian Pierce is not doing that. One of the worst run defenses in football.
26:12The Niners have a really good run defense. I'm not saying he'll do it again.
26:16But at least he has the skill set to do it.
26:20Yeah, I mean, that is definitely true. I can't really fight you on that.
26:24Ja'Cory Krosky-Meritt, unfortunately, he has three games with seven or fewer fantasy points in PPU.
26:28Yeah, they're pretty much all awful plays except Boston.
26:31But you're just looking for the least awful. This is from Jake.
26:35PPR, four point per passing touchdown. All right, we'll go real quick on this.
26:39Rodgers or Stroud? I'd go Stroud. It's close for me, but I'd go Stroud.
26:43Tampa's defense is playing better than they have in a while.
26:46Jacoby Brissett or Jaden Daniels? Jaden, by far. Kendrick Bourne or Lad McConkie?
26:50Ugh. Lad if he plays. Lad, just based on upside.
26:53From Tyler, should I trade Parker Washington, Cam Scadaboo, and Tony Pollard?
26:57Parker Washington, Scadaboo, and Pollard for Amon Ross St.
27:00Brown in a 10-team half PPR league? Yes. It's not as cut and dry for me.
27:04It really depends on where you're at, I think, at running back specifically.
27:08Like, if you can afford to do this. He has McCaffrey and Ramondre.
27:12Okay. 10-team league, you want stars, then that's a star.
27:15Oh, he said 10-team? I mean, he's got Parker Washington.
27:18You are giving up what I... That's the only reason I'm considering, because I believe Parker is a star, too.
27:24But he's not really Amon Ross St. Brown level star, so I'm okay with it.
27:29Who do you think scored more fantasy points? So far, it might be Parker.
27:33Total? Yeah. It might be Parker. They both had at least one bad game.
27:37It is St. Brown. It might not be them.
27:40Yeah. The Thursday night St. Brown game, just put him over the top.
27:44He had like 37 or whatever. All right. From Charlie, I got offered Trey McBride and Ted O'McMillan for Puka Nakua.
27:50So give up Puka, get McBride, and Ted. Interesting.
27:53This is a 10-team league, and he has bad tight ends.
27:56That's interesting. It's a relatively fair deal. If it's PBR, it's less interesting to me, because Puka's just getting spam targets.
28:02And I am a little worried. I don't know if you guys are.
28:06I am a little worried about last week, where without Marvin Harrison, and I know everyone's going to laugh at it.
28:13Like, what has he done? It means nothing. He's still lining up on the outside, drawing attention.
28:18Without Marvin Harrison, they just double-teamed Trey McBride all game.
28:21After the game, Jacoby Brissett talked about it. He's like, yeah, McBride was pissed.
28:25He's like, get me the ball. He's like, I'm not going to get you the ball.
28:30They're looking at the screen, the tablet on the side.
28:33And so I am a little bit worried teams are just going to use that strategy against the Cardinals, because they really
28:39didn't move the ball at all through the air after they took away Trey McBride.
28:44There was Michael Wilson, great player, but he wasn't defining that passing game last week.
28:48No, they just sat on everything, and it was, you know, the shell coverage works.
28:53I'd probably still keep Puka. I think I might keep Puka based on that.
28:57It's also, you're buying Ted off a monstrous game that Colgerton played.
29:01It's true. That's awesome. From Shane, for my second running back, should I go with Jaleel McLaughlin or Brian Robinson Jr.?
29:07McLaughlin, I think. Uh, McLaughlin. And Dak or Shuck?
29:10Dak. Dak. Lance from Phoenix, unless his name is Lance Phoenix, which would be a very cool name.
29:15A very what? Very cool name. Oh. That would be pretty cool.
29:19Yeah, I know. Oh, we got a new quarterback in Philly.
29:22We do. It's not McKee? Joe Milton. Joe Milton.
29:25Joe Milton is, no, they signed him. You mean?
29:27Signed him. He's not starting somebody. Jamie loves to give a fake headline.
29:31It's a fake headline. That was such a fake headline.
29:34He's such a veteran in the game. Yeah, that's fake.
29:37He got us all worked out. I was like, oh, they're not starting McKee?
29:41How is that a fake headline? You made it seem like we're getting a new starter for the week.
29:47I said they have a new quarterback. I know you didn't say it technically.
29:51He knows what he did. Adam and I went there immediately.
29:54As probably did after the audience, at least. Cousins or Winston from Lance Phoenix?
29:59Winston for me. Cousins for me. Cousins for me.
30:01By the way, Dan, I made Giants-Saints the game of the week.
30:05No. I did. You're joking. Dave stole. I have a new strategy for you.
30:09Dave stole Packers Cowboys. So I was like, what's the second best game?
30:13This is a horrible week. It's a bad week, but it can't be Giants-Saints, could it?
30:18Well, because he also then panicked, pivoted. And instead of just using an AFC game, which he could have, he just looked
30:24at his notes and went straight there. I think Texans-Jaguars would have been that.
30:29I think what you got to do is, because he's on to you clearly, is right out of the gate.
30:35Because he's not going to expect it like the first or second question.
30:39Yeah, I could also do it on Tuesday or Wednesday.
30:42You know, I got to really make him guess.
30:44All right, from Allen, he says, Dear Jordan, Aaron, and Brett.
30:48These are all Packers quarterbacks, obviously. Yes, they are.
30:50I need two receivers and a flex and half PPR.
30:53Malik Neighbors, Rasheed Rice, Michael Wilson, Matthew Golden, and Luther Burden.
30:57So he needs four of these? Three of them.
30:59Or three. So Neighbors. Neighbors and Golden are easy.
31:02Neighbors, Golden are easy. So then it's Rasheed Rice, Michael Wilson, Luther Burden.
31:06I think it's Rice if he plays and Wilson if he's not.
31:09I'm Burden no matter what in that. Oh, wow.
31:12Okay. Yeah, I think it's going to be a nice week for him with Caleb back in Atlanta in the Dome.
31:18We'll see if I'm right or wrong. Jamie, Kyle wants to know how you value the two-for-one trades when you're getting the elite player.
31:26And I get, okay, he's two and three with two running backs and three flexes in his league.
31:31You start three flexes. Okay. He has JSN and Bowers.
31:34So I keep getting offers of two good players for one of my studs.
31:38How do you factor in lineup spots when one side gets two starters?
31:42At two and three, should I be more willing to break up my studs for depth or does that just lower my ceiling?
31:49What's your rule of thumb, Jamie, when you're giving up an elite player?
31:53I mean, obviously you have to get two studs back in return for an elite player.
31:58So we've had a couple already that I think that were fair.
32:01So like the Puka for McBride, Tedrow, and McMillan in a situation where you need to fill out starting lineups.
32:07That type of deal makes sense. So I don't want to be giving away a star for something that's just going to fill out spots.
32:15I want to be giving away a star for two players that are going to be upper echelon and hopefully equate to the one star.
32:22So it's all case by case. And in this situation where you have a lot of flex spots to fill, you don't
32:29want to be running out Damian Pierce type players every week just because you have JSN and Bowers and hopefully those guys carry you.
32:36So it's either try and get lucky with waiver wire options or try and turn one of those players into, try to
32:43turn top three player into two top 15 players.
32:45Yeah. And like last year I traded Christian McCaffrey for Nico Collins and Kyron Williams.
32:50I always kind of reference that a lot in these situations.
32:53It did not end up being a good trade for me.
32:57But that's the right type of trade you're making.
32:59On paper it was good. You know, that's the one that could go either way.
33:04I thought McCaffrey would slow down. That's the other thing is like, you know, maybe try to sell a guy who can't keep it up.
33:11I thought McCaffrey would slow down a bit. He didn't.
33:14I think Bowers, like what Bowers is doing is basically unprecedented.
33:18I can't imagine he's going to be this good going forward.
33:21Just simply if he's healthy, he will be. I think he will be.
33:25No, he won't be. He's not going to be this, but he's going to have the potential to be this.
33:31Why not, Adam? Well, because how many? We said that about JSN.
33:34He's averaging 24.4 fantasy points per game. He is.
33:37That would blow away. Obviously, I'm not saying he's going to have 24.
33:41That's what I'm saying, though. I'm saying, yes. As long as the volumes.
33:45He'll be the number one tight end. He'll be a first round value, but he's not going to be the best player in fantasy.
33:52Right now, he's arguably the best player in fantasy.
33:55Well, let's revisit a debate we had two weeks ago.
33:58Are you now willing to accept that I was probably right on Bowers over McBride?
34:02Okay, thank you. Now let's take an IQ test, hot shot.
34:06From Maggie. I think the, I don't know this to be sure, but the teams that might be, a team that might
34:12be in great shape is the team that went Gibbs-Bowers or Bijan-Bowers.
34:16Right. That start with Bowers at the end of round two is just ridiculous.
34:20Yeah, because I don't know what else at the end of round two is outshining.
34:24Walker, in some cases, made it there. Walker, if he fell, which he never really did.
34:29Yeah. London was there. Oh, true. Sometimes he fell all the way down there.
34:33Oh, man. Walker. What? I think I have Jamar.
34:36I have a Jamar Chase-Ken Walker league. Yeah. I took Chase third or maybe second.
34:41I think I took Chase second. I took Ken Walker.
34:44Walker fell. In the first round. Yeah. All right.
34:46This is from Maggie. It looks like Caleb Williams will play.
34:50Should I play Caleb or Trevor Lawrence? And should I play Colson Loveland or Pat Friermuth?
34:54Ooh. I split up the bears there. You'd go which ones?
34:58Caleb and Friermuth. Yeah. I think that's where. You can't just say it split up the bears.
35:03Good point. I would also do that as well.
35:06I think Friermuth has a nice matchup specifically. And I just think I'd rather Caleb in a dome game against Atlanta's defense
35:12that showed cracks last week versus Lawrence in that matchup.
35:15Okay. Okay. You guys ready for the Fantasy Cops?
35:18Why do you have Dan first? I've got like five Fantasy Cops.
35:21Listen, I'm just going to be 100% honest with you.
35:24I'm going to turn the music off. Not the best Fantasy Cops this week.
35:29They're not always going to be great. It's not anyone's fault.
35:32We're not forcing it. We're not rushing it. We're not forcing it.
35:36When they come, they come. It's going to be tough to top that Uncle Jim story or whatever his name is.
35:42Have you ever got a follow-up? Never got a follow-up.
35:45I think Uncle Jim probably got wind of it.
35:48What if? What if? What if we got catfishing and Uncle Jim actually sent us the email?
35:53That's great. I don't care. It was great content.
35:55All right. Here we go. I'm going to out myself.
35:58Yeah. That was a good job. Uncle James. This is from Sam from Southwest suburbs of Chicago.
36:03In the pre-draft, okay? I am the commissioner. I made it clear before the draft that Josh Jacobs cannot be on IR.
36:10Okay. The majority agreed and didn't raise questions. Now, a league member is making a ruckus about Tyreek Hill being on IR.
36:17His reasoning is that Hill isn't on a team, and thus he can't be on IR.
36:21What are your thoughts? My interpretation of this is that the commissioner has made it so that Josh Jacobs cannot be on
36:28IR, but Tyreek Hill can be on IR. That's bad.
36:31Yeah. Nope. That doesn't make any sense to me.
36:34No way. I think it's 100% no. The only wiggle room you could have gotten away with, and I don't think you
36:40should have, is that Tyreek Hill was injured. I mean, I guess you could say something like the Tyreek, the Josh Jacobs
36:47thing is only because he's on the, well, no, I can't even make, like.
36:51He's not on an IR spot. So, like, this was the detriment that you faced with picking up Tyreek Hill.
36:57This was the detriment that you faced with carrying Josh Jacobs is that you should not be allowed to stash them to
37:04benefit because of what their situation is. You're hoping from a playing production standpoint that you're going to benefit, but given what
37:10these guys are going through, whether it's not being signed or being on the commissioner exemplist, you should not benefit as a
37:17fantasy manager by allowed to stash them in an IR spot that should be designated for players on IR or the publicist.
37:23Okay. So, to be clear, Tyreek Hill should not be able to be on an IR spot.
37:29Yeah. All right. I have a self fantasy cops to get to, too.
37:32Oh, at the end? Yeah. As a commissioner, I didn't do anything wrong.
37:36Okay. Oh, you also have a great story in the FD or two.
37:40All right. This is from Joe from Atlanta. Joe says, I have a dramatic fantasy cops for you.
37:46A trade went down in my league. The commissioner, who is eighth place at two and three, traded with a last place team at one and four.
37:54The commissioner traded David Montgomery, Blake Corum, and Alvin Kamara.
37:57Montgomery, Corum, and Kamara. Junk, junk, and junk. He got Saquon Barkley and Zach Charbonnet.
38:01The commissioner made a post saying, if anyone wanted a veto, feel free.
38:05Most responded indifferently with the exception of one person who confronted the commissioner, asking him if he really thought this was a fair trade.
38:12And he used some particular terminology to express his disdain of the trade.
38:16The commissioner showed that Charbonnet is hurt and hasn't played.
38:19Saquon is hurt and he's RB 50 on the season.
38:22And the three players that he traded away, Montgomery, Corum, and Kamara, they're RBs 28, 34, and 36.
38:28The last place team stated that he was done with Saquon and said he didn't see how the trade helped the commissioner at all.
38:35The descending player then proceeded to drop all of his players in protest.
38:39What? Who dropped all the players in protest? The guy, the one guy who was upset with the trade.
38:44Okay. Then the commissioner kicked that guy out of the league and the group chat.
38:49He put all the players back on the team and let a new manager take over the team for free with no league fee.
38:56First of all, is the trade fair? Secondly, grade the reactions.
38:59We should retain the league, the real housewives of fantasy football for the amount of dumb drama.
39:05I have a strong take on this. Not only is the trade fine, you can't play judge and juror of trades.
39:11I talked about something maybe with you off-pod, Adam, but last year the Jaquery-Krosky merit.
39:15I think you've done it on the air too quite a bit.
39:19Not this specific example where last year somebody traded Bill for pickings and the league went off.
39:24The chat was going nuts. How can this is not fair?
39:27And then Bill was the one who won the league.
39:30It's like Barkley has been injured and he is injured and the Eagles on the line stinks and now they're going to Tanner McKee.
39:38He's not that amazing of an asset. This is a bad trade, obviously, but you can't just say a bad trade needs to be vetoed.
39:45This is the whole point of this thing. But it's a bad trade.
39:49I'm not going to veto it, but it's a bad trade.
39:52You can't veto this. I'm not vetoing it. No one's vetoing it.
39:56But it's not even that. You can't veto trades.
39:59You have to just find a more – if you want your league to be competitive, then find competitive players to play in your league.
40:06You're not vetoing it. We're not vetoing it. But also, aside from that, the guy who dropped his whole team in protest, that guy is the worst.
40:14Yeah. Okay? That's all I'm going to say about that.
40:17I'm glad he was kicked out of the league.
40:20I'm glad they found a replacement. I hope he's kicked out of the group chat.
40:24I hope this baby doesn't get to go to any events moving forward with the group of friends.
40:30You have to really consider your friendship with this guy at this point.
40:34It's such a big baby move. It's hard to even explain.
40:37So 10 out of 10 for his baby rant or his giant rant because it's just epic.
40:42And then 10 out of 10 for them kicking him out of everything.
40:46Yeah. All right. All right. This one is from Brock.
40:49It says, good morning, Walker, Hertz, Mahomes, and Mahomes.
40:52Oh. Um, what? The last four Super Bowl MVPs.
40:54Oh. I have a 12-team PPR league with friends and their wives.
40:58I don't think vetoes should be a thing unless collusion is involved.
41:02Agreed. We traded away Jameson Williams, Amari and Hampton, Josh Downs, and Kenneth Gainwell.
41:06This is going to be. No, it's not that bad.
41:09For George Pickens and Jeremiah Love. Jamo, Hampton, Downs, and Gainwell for Pickens and Love.
41:13Perfectly fine. It got vetoed by five votes. However, I knew that two dads did not like it and they had their wives veto as well.
41:21So it would have only gotten three votes. I am the commissioner and I pushed it through.
41:26Was that the right thing to do? Oh, wow.
41:29Wow. Yeah, this is a great example of why vetoing is stupid.
41:32Hold on. This is like the perfect example. Hold on.
41:35Hold on. So it got the, I guess it needed five votes for veto or whatever.
41:40It got the five votes, but he thought two of them were fraudulent because the two husbands convinced their wives.
41:46So he pushed the trade through. I did ask some buddies that had been playing for years and they said it was a fine trade.
41:54And then once I did this, a husband and wife combo got a trade accepted and wanted me to push it through.
42:00It was Kenneth Walker and Pukunakua for James Cook, Stefan Diggs and Ali Gordon.
42:05I'm afraid if I don't push it through, all hell will break loose.
42:08Yeah. Please help our league come to a consensus.
42:11Yeah. Well, is it? There's so much to this.
42:14So first of all, the second trade, the bad, the really bad trade, was that a husband and a wife trading together?
42:20Yeah. So that's collusion. Well, that's necessarily. Like that's just blatant collusion.
42:24What do you mean not necessarily? They could be capable of making their own decisions.
42:29They don't necessarily collude here. But they're two of the ones that vetoed it, right?
42:33He didn't say that. Most likely. We don't know.
42:36He didn't say that specifically. I mean, you needed to set.
42:39It's on you as a commissioner. You should have set the rule.
42:43There are no vetoes in this in this league.
42:45No, no. I mean, that's this. But that's changed the rule.
42:49The rules are he. So what's the rule? The rule is that the league can vote on it.
42:54If there's enough votes, it does. That's what their rule.
42:57OK, well, then he's wrong. Then then the commissioner.
43:00OK, so again, Dan, you do this all the time.
43:03Take your take your box, your soapbox. Put it on side.
43:06Yeah. I just said the commissioner is wrong. Yeah, he said.
43:09Put it on the side. The commissioner is wrong.
43:12If that's his dumb rule, then that's his dumb rule.
43:15And he has to go by the dumb rule.
43:18But the second part of this is the more troubling part.
43:21There's literal collusion in the league. That's not. I mean, look, it might be.
43:25And the trade again was Puka and Kenneth Walker.
43:28It might be. Of course, that's collusion. That's collusion, dude.
43:31How do you know it's collusion? It's two studs for a stud and two junk.
43:35It's an obvious collusion trade. OK, first of all, to call Stefan Diggs and Ali Gordon junk is not fair.
43:41Essential junk compared to Puka. Compared to Puka and Walker, sure.
43:45But you're getting James Cook, who's right on par with Walker.
43:48No, he's not right on par with Walker. Go look it up.
43:52You're so full of crap. You are the one who said, you can't.
43:56This guy trade. You weren't going to veto Corey Krosky merit for George Pickens.
44:00But this one you think is so is so bad that it has to be collusion.
44:05Because there's actual stars involved in it, dude. But I don't think it's I don't think you should veto it, by the way.
44:11I never said you should veto it. So don't call me an hypocrite.
44:15I just said it's collusion. And that's different. You don't know that it's collusion.
44:20But yes, it should be if there is collusion, it should be vetoed.
44:23And the league is basically trash at that point.
44:26You have got three starters on one team, two starters on the other team.
44:30Look, it's a bad trade, but I wouldn't veto it.
44:33Adam, I don't think I've ever seen your shoulders so high.
44:37It's a bad trade, but I wouldn't veto it.
44:39It's not only is it a bad trade, that's not why you should veto it.
44:44You should veto it because it's a husband and a wife making a trade together.
44:48So you're telling me that husband and wife are in the same fantasy league?
44:52They're never allowed to make a trade? You can't.
44:55Basically, yeah. You can't make this trade. Basically, yeah.
44:58Unless it basically, yes. No, that is ridiculous. So what if two best friends were in a league?
45:03Dude, they're sharing an account. Like all the money goes to the same place.
45:07They share a bed. All the money. It's literally like who cares who wins.
45:12If one of us wins, we both win. Exactly.
45:14And then one of them just traded two of the best players in fantasy football for a guy who's up there with
45:21them but not even at their level. And then Ollie Gordon and somebody else.
45:25It's Diggs. It's Diggs who's hurt and not even that good.
45:28Ollie Gordon is a starter. Adam, Adam. I know, but it's not.
45:32Jamie, would you veto this trade? Yes. If there are vetoes allowed, yes.
45:36You would not. 1,000%. Oh, come on. If a husband and wife.
45:40It's a bad. Okay. If a husband and wife.
45:42What if it weren't a husband and wife? What if it weren't a husband and wife?
45:47That's totally. Okay. That's a separate question. Would you veto the trade if it weren't a husband and wife?
45:53Just two people in the league? Yes. If there's vetoes allowed.
45:56In a league where they allow vetoes, then you have to.
45:59What? Are you guys crazy? In a league? I don't play in these kind of leagues, but if there are leagues where
46:06you have vetoes, this is just like a horrific trade.
46:09Excuse me. All right. Isn't Puka Nakua playing with a pre-hernia right now?
46:13Oh, give me a break. Everyone could get hurt at any time.
46:16Isn't Kenneth Walker one of the most injury-prone players?
46:19Oh, give me a break. Anyone could get hurt at any time.
46:23James Cook could trip the wrong way and tear his ACL.
46:26Knock on wood. I hope that doesn't happen, but we can't be predicting injuries.
46:30Ali Gordon and Stephon Diggs. Tell me which of those players he's equal to.
46:34It's a bad trade, but it's not vetoable. Yeah, it is.
46:38You guys said- It's not vetoable if your league doesn't have vetoes, which I completely agree with, but if you're in this
46:44kind of league where the settings have been set- Exactly.
46:47Where there are vetoes- You can only veto for collusion.
46:50And if I told you that this was not collusion, then you don't veto it.
46:55I would question if it's collusion if this trade is happening.
46:58Yeah, this is- I don't know how you can prove this is collusion, but all I know is it's a husband and
47:05wife making a trade, and it's a god-awful trade.
47:07All right, we got to take a break. You guys are- I feel like you guys are saying things that you wouldn't ordinarily say.
47:15I feel like this is inconsistent with what's been said in the past.
47:19You're wrong. No, I don't think I am. I'd like to know what the chat thinks about it.
47:24The chat is not on your side. They haven't said a damn thing about it.
47:28Yes, they have. The chat has said they're on our side entirely.
47:32Here's a couple things here. Come on, Adam, from Knicks Fanatic.
47:35We've got, I rarely agree with Dan, but here we are, and he's right.
47:40Adam is now mad with Dan. That's not- Adam is right.
47:43Vito, Vito, Vito. No, no, no, no. There's one Adam is right, and now it's just because you- God, this is like you led the question.
47:51All right, we'll be right back on Fantasy Football today.
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49:46Terms apply. First of all, the most inaccurate thing that you may have ever said is that this is a bad fantasy cop.
49:53That might have been one of the best ever.
49:55Yeah, that turned out pretty good. For the record, I do think the husband and wife aspect does make it a little fishy.
50:02Oh, yeah. Look, it's backing down here. No. I stand by the fact that if it were not a husband and wife,
50:09I would never in a million years veto it.
50:12And I don't think you guys would either. That's what I'm saying.
50:15If there were vetoes allowed, I'd veto it. You can't veto for that.
50:19You can't veto because it's a bad trade. You cannot veto because it's a bad trade.
50:24You veto because it's a husband and a wife making a trade.
50:28Sure. Fine. But you can't veto. Like I said, if it's not a husband and wife, you cannot veto because- In a
50:34league where they allow vetoes, you can. That's the whole thing.
50:37So what is the whole point of your Ja'Cory Krosky-Marie-George Pickens story?
50:41My whole point is that vetoes shouldn't be a thing for that reason.
50:45I'm not saying I would veto this trade. You know my take.
50:49I don't have to reiterate it. I would not veto this trade.
50:52I do not believe in vetoes. I would kick the person out who made the trade.
50:57Oh, you would kick them out? Oh, my gosh.
51:00Yes, dude. I want a competitive league. I don't want a league where someone is trading, making that trade personally.
51:06I think you're- I mean, look, I think you're- It depends what you want.
51:10Or you could have a for fun league, and then these trades can just fly, and that's fine.
51:15And that's all good, too. It just depends what you want.
51:19I'm just saying what I would want. I wouldn't want somebody trading Puka and whatever for Ollie Gordon and Diggs and James Cook.
51:25We're just going to leave it with Truly Epic here.
51:28And he says, Adam is clearly right and also smarter, by the way.
51:32Thank you, Drew. He is definitely smarter by an IQ test.
51:36We don't know that for sure, but I feel like it's the case.
51:40Okay. I have to apologize to the other fantasy copsters.
51:43We're going to have to move on. No. No way.
51:46Nah, that- I mean, fine. We can do them quickly.
51:49Ready? This is from Brandon. I'm in a league that's been around for almost 20 years.
51:53Last week, one manager forgot to take out Keenan Allen before the London game.
51:57He texted the group at 9.31 a.m. to see if he could swap out Allen for someone else and we allowed it.
52:04The next week, week five, a different owner didn't take out Jordan Addison in time, and he waited until Monday at noon
52:11to plead his case to replace him with someone on his bench.
52:14He only had one option he could have put in, so it's not like he was trying to pick his best bench option.
52:21Should we allow both moves, one of them or neither of them?
52:25Allen, yes. Addison, no. This one hits close to home because last year in the playoff league against our friend Adam, I
52:31had the same issue with the 12. Remember the 12.57?
52:34Someone was like scratched at the last second, and I tried to change my lineup, but CBS had already locked it.
52:41You don't remember this? We talked about some fantasy gops.
52:44And then we changed it for you, no? No, I was not allowed to change it.
52:48This was not your league. This was- Oh, it was the other- The CBS.
52:53I told him to change it for you. I know.
52:56He wouldn't do it. He wouldn't budge. He wouldn't do it.
52:59Respect. Who was the commissioner? Adi. Kali. Oh, it was Adi?
53:02Oh, I thought it was Adam. No, he wasn't commish.
53:05Was he playing you? He was playing me. He wouldn't allow it.
53:0912.57, Roma Dunze was scratched late in warmups, and then I went to immediately change it at 12.58, posted on the message board.
53:16That's crazy. I cannot believe- It took a zero in the playoff match.
53:20It didn't change it for you. That's insane. The game hadn't even started yet.
53:24Well, anyway- The commissioner ruled that only way I'll make the change is if both managers agree to it.
53:30And you know what? I respect that. I mean, the other side of it, it's like, I forgot the case he made,
53:36but it made some validity to it. Come on, Adam London.
53:39That's not good enough. All right. Last one. It's from Jonathan.
53:43Dear Sweetness, The Refrigerator, The Galloping Ghost, and Iron Mike.
53:46The Bears legends. Yeah. There we go. I need you to review a major commissioner power trip and double standard in my league.
53:53Love it. Superflex League. Earlier this season, our commissioner, Jake, instituted a brand new mid-season rule requiring league votes on trades.
53:59And he falsely accused me of collusion when I tried to trade for Justin Jefferson, claiming that trades shouldn't be used to build, quote, super teams.
54:07Okay. Just stop right there. That is pathetic, Jake.
54:09Like, trades absolutely should be used to build super teams.
54:12But fair enough. We'll keep going. Under that heavy scrutiny, my trade was blocked and vetoed.
54:17Now, the commissioner has just turned around and executed a trade with the exact same team to acquire that very same player, Justin Jefferson, for himself.
54:25And it went right through without an issue. So, I don't even have to read the rest of this.
54:31But am I right to call out this massive conflict of interest or is this just fair game?
54:36It's obviously a conflict of interest. This one's pretty cut and dry here, right?
54:40I don't know what the trades were. I wish he had included the details.
54:45Like, was Jonathan our emailer? Was his trade so much more egregious, would you say?
54:49Was there a husband and wife involved? But look, man.
54:52Like, that's the thing. You guys agree that it's fine to make a super team with trades, right?
54:57What do you mean? Yeah, of course. He basically was saying this guy can't acquire Justin Jefferson because it'll give him a super team.
55:05That's crazy. No, that's the whole intent. It goes back to the two-for-one trades.
55:09Like, if you are in a situation where you have a lot of depth and you're trying to acquire somebody, you're clearly
55:15making a two-for-one trade to get a superstar. You're allowed to do that.
55:19I hope everyone at home is feeling what I'm feeling right now.
55:23They're not. This is the exact opposite of what you guys were just arguing with the other trade.
55:28What is wrong with you two today? No, the other trade is crap for two superstars.
55:33Yeah. It's not crap. It's James Cook, Stefan Diggs, and Holly Green.
55:37It's James Cook and crap. They're not crap. Listen.
55:39Compared to the player, yes, they are. Here's what I want you to do.
55:44Here's what I want you to do. I want you to go, when this is over, go watch Twins and go listen
55:50to what Danny DeVito says about himself. Danny DeVito is Stefan Diggs and Ollie Gordon.
55:55Look, we think that's the case. No, we know that's the case.
55:58No, we don't. Dude, Ollie Gordon has been good two weeks in a row.
56:03I know whenever the shoulders are up. You're so wrong.
56:06Because, like, are you – why are you just completely ignoring what Ollie Gordon has done?
56:10Now, look, the fantasy analyst in us doesn't buy it, doesn't believe it.
56:14But Ollie Gordon had 100 yards and a touchdown on nine carries against the Vikings and followed it up with a great game against the Bengals.
56:22Why are we just completely discounting that? Because he's not Pukin Nkua or Ken Walker.
56:27He doesn't – I know that. It's – oh, but you don't veto that.
56:31You just answered your own question. I know that.
56:33Thank you. No, you don't veto that. Adam, you don't realize that I agree to some extent with you.
56:39My veto is based on the husband and wife aspect of it.
56:43Fine. And the timing of it. Like, they were pissed off that that commissioner trade went through.
56:48No, like, if you have – if a league has vetoes, it should never be used because you think a trade is
56:54unfair and giving a team a – Then why should it – then what's the point of having vetoes?
57:00Collusion. If it's collusion, the league is compromised immediately.
57:03It's not like you can just veto it and move on.
57:06I don't play in any leagues with vetoes. I agree with you.
57:10They're dumb. But I think you guys are really just not being consistent with your arguments when you say that you would veto.
57:17No, no, no. We're being very consistent with our arguments.
57:20I don't know. Yeah, we're literally saying if your league is allowing vetoes.
57:24By the way, I got a text from my buddy Tom Ferraro who loves Basial Tootin.
57:28He – I didn't know he watches our show.
57:31He said 100% collusion. Okay. If because of the husband and wife aspect of it.
57:36Because of the husband and wife. That's fine. What I'm saying is if you took the husband – if it was just
57:42two random people in the league, I would never veto that trade.
57:46I would say it's a terrible trade. I would never veto it.
57:49Again, we're agreeing with you as long as it's not a league that allows for vetoes.
57:54If it allows for vetoes, you're essentially allowing the league to decide on every single trade.
57:59Can I ask you a philosophical question? Because you're saying a league that allows for vetoes.
58:04How the hell could I veto a trade in a league that doesn't allow vetoes?
58:08Obviously, that's not what I'm saying. By the way, Stefan Diggs caught three touchdowns in his first two games.
58:14Like, he's not junk. Oh, my God. Then he faced Seattle.
58:17And then he faced Indianapolis with his – Okay, Adam, go look at the team where you have Puka and offer Puka for Ali Gordon.
58:25I would offer the two of them your best player and you'd have to accept it.
58:30Again, I don't like the trade. I would never make that trade.
58:33It's not even close to being a vetoable trade.
58:36It's not even close to being one of those this shifts the balance of the league so – Well, I guess it's kind of close to that.
58:44I cannot wait for you to get off the air with this show and go to your wife and say, Can you just rub my shoulders, please?
58:52They hurt so much because all you've done was this the entire show.
58:56Actually, my back is hurting me a little bit, I think, from all of this.
59:00All right, let's go to our Apple Podcast questions here.
59:03No, we have more Fantasy Cops. Don't shortchange it.
59:06No, we don't. That was it. Oh, you want more for you?
59:10Oh, you want mine? So this is a tricky one.
59:13So I have three father-son leagues with my three boys.
59:16My youngest one is eight. And I'd say about probably 60-40 of the league is the parents are doing a lot of the waiver wire moves.
59:23Probably maybe 70-30 the parents are doing. But there's one kid who's 10.
59:27His name is Jack Sobel, one of the smartest football minds you'll ever come across at his age.
59:33He dropped Saquon Barkley earlier in the week. Oh.
59:35I didn't notice it until I was doing waiver moves, waiver runs on Wednesday night.
59:40Right? So it's – and I didn't look at it until – and I'm the commissioner.
59:45So I didn't look at it until it was like 11 o'clock.
59:48I knew his dad would be awake. I texted his dad.
59:52I said, hey, I know you're probably not paying attention.
59:55But he dropped Barkley. I said, what do you want – what would you like me to do here?
60:00He was like, listen, he runs the team himself.
60:03You know, it is what it is. And I was like, oh, man, I feel so terrible because I should have put
60:10it – you know, it's league for fun. But then I'm thinking – as I'm thinking it through, there are people that put in claims for Barkley.
60:18Right. And they're going to be screwed. If I had seen it earlier in the day, I would have just sent a message to the league.
60:26Yeah. And so I said to him, like, I got to let it go.
60:30I'm sorry. I felt awful. No, you did the right thing.
60:33Yeah, you did the right thing. I don't think you should feel awful because the dad said, like, you know, this is
60:40his team and he's running it the way he wants to run it.
60:44And also, like, it might be like a lesson for him too if Barkley gets hot at the end of this year.
60:50Like, you know, don't move on from these players too early type of thing.
60:54But also, I don't know if his team – if you looked at his team, like, did he need the roster, like, a healthy guy to play?
61:02I didn't go, like, you know, do extensive research on it.
61:06I was just – as I was like – I just kind of saw it.
61:10Yeah. I was like, oh, man. Like, if this was, like, a competitive league, okay, you made a mistake, whatever.
61:16You know, competitive being, like, you know, adults doing it, whatever.
61:20He came out and made a mistake, for all I know.
61:23But his dad goes – his dad said, which is right.
61:26He goes, he knows what he's doing. He probably did it for a reason.
61:30And look, he may end up being 1,000% right, like that one trade we reviewed.
61:35I'm in a league where – Did you tell your son to spend his whole waiver budget on that?
61:41I'll tell you what I did. And this would have constituted collusion, but I would have done it just to make the
61:47kid feel better about maybe making a mistake. I said, hey, I'll put in a claim for him.
61:53If I get him, I'll just – we'll make a trade.
61:56Okay. That's nice. So far. And I even said, collusion be damned.
61:59Yeah. I mean, Saquon Barkley, you know, he's – I won't even count the two games he left with injuries.
62:05But the other two games, he scored nine points in PPR.
62:09Yeah. He can't – you know, he hasn't scored a touchdown.
62:12They got some serious concerns. Like, I – Yeah, I don't know how good he is rest of the season.
62:18I'm in a league with adults here. And it's a casual league.
62:22And everyone's, you know, office league. They dropped – this week, they dropped Devontae Smith before the Jalen Holt News.
62:28Devontae Smith and Ladd McConkie were both dropped. What?
62:30Yeah. That was shocking to me. What league is that?
62:33It's just an office league I play in. But most of the people have left the company at this point.
62:39Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. Now, anything else or should we move on?
62:43No, we can move on. All right. Apple Podcast questions.
62:46I'm sure there have been more comments, but I only see two of them.
62:50Grade the trade from Chaz. I still need to get the story from Jamie on Wednesday.
62:55Oh, yeah. Wednesday. We'll get that. Grade the trade.
62:58I received in a half PPR league. I received Omari and Hampton, Denzel Boston, and Isaiah Likely.
63:03Okay. Hampton, Boston, and Likely. I gave up Chase Brown and Colston Loveland.
63:07Ugh. I don't think it's that bad. See? I mean, if Likely keeps it up, it's not that bad.
63:13If Likely falls off at any point, it gets real bad.
63:16Okay. Next up is from? Unless P. Ryan is like a real thing now, and then it's fine.
63:21This is from last week, but I'll read it anyway.
63:24I have Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen. Okay. Should I trade one of them for a running back or a wide receiver?
63:31Yeah. I have Nico, Zay Flowers, Coleman, and Marvin Harrison, so he could use a wide receiver.
63:36I have Bijan, Ramondre, Braylon Allen, and Woody Marks.
63:39I mean, yeah, you've got to package it. That's the only way it works.
63:43Adam and I were talking about Sterling this week.
63:46In one QB leagues, it's nearly impossible to trade a quarterback.
63:49Nobody cares. It's so impossible. I didn't, for the sake of time, when Dave said buy low on Dak Prescott, I was looking at the most traded players.
63:57I think it's like 50 players before you get to the first quarterback.
64:01Right. Yeah. It's impossible to trade quarterbacks. No, it's impossible.
64:04I think you could trade Josh Allen, though. I was just going to say the next thing is if you want to
64:11trade a quarterback, you have to then go to trading Josh Allen.
64:14But you're never getting fair value in return. You're not going to get fair value, but you're at least going to solve
64:21your conundrum of having Allen in my homes every week.
64:24Yeah, but I – okay, so I have the league that I try to trade with Dan.
64:29I have Lamar Jackson, Bryce Young, and last week I had to pick up Jordan Love.
64:34And I think Jordan Love is going to be my guy this week, and then he gets someone really easy.
64:40He gets Detroit next week. Right. And I don't want to roster three quarterbacks, but God, I can't drop Bryce Young.
64:46But somehow you can. You basically have to give that player away for – Agreed.
64:51For a part-time rental. So like he has Braylon Allen, so that name just stuck out to me.
64:56Like if you find somebody that picked up Braylon Allen that does not need Braylon Allen, but their quarterback situation sucks.
65:02Like that's the type of trade you're making. Get it – And the bigger problem is – Replacement.
65:08The problem with this is the conundrum too for the 1QB leagues is like you offered me that trade, Adam, and it
65:14wasn't bad from a value standpoint obviously. But then I looked at it and I was just like, all right, whatever.
65:21Like I have a crappy quarterback. Let me look at the wire.
65:24Jameis Winston's sitting right there and I pick him up.
65:27And he's like a top 12 play for me this week.
65:31So I'm like, why the heck would I ever trade for Bryce or whatever it was like when I could just put Jameis in?
65:38Yeah. I don't remember what I offered you. Whatever it was, it was like fine value-wise, but it just doesn't make sense when Jameis is available.
65:46Sure. Okay. And let's get to some Spotify questions in a minute here.
65:50Or no, right now. Okay. From Spotify. That's not it.
65:53It's from Spotify. Here we go. What do you think of this trade?
65:56Give up Garrett Wilson and Omari and Hampton. Okay.
65:59Ed Brees Hall and Devante Adams. I like the Hall side better.
66:03It's close for me. I don't really love trading for Hall right now, but I think I like Adams enough that I'm
66:09probably willing to take that bet because Hampton's value is so bad.
66:13If Hall is healthy, the schedule is going to be great.
66:16And I mean, we've seen already he got off to a good start.
66:20Allen had a great game. I can see there's a potential concern of Allen taking away a little work from Brees Hall.
66:27Yeah. A lot of work. There's still a lot to love about his situation.
66:31What if he takes away all the red zone work?
66:34All right. This is from I don't know who.
66:37From Garrett Wilson and Parker Washington. It's not from Garrett Wilson.
66:40Garrett Wilson and Parker Washington. Okay. For Nico Collins, Kyle Monongai, and Denzel Boston.
66:44I need running back depth. I don't think I do that.
66:47No, that's bad. You give it up too much.
66:50This is from Mason. Okay. My wife is struggling at running back.
66:54She has Hampton, Travis A. Chan, Price, Montgomery, Pollard, Camara.
66:57She has JSN and Lamar. Should she shop them around to see if she can fill out her team or just hold
67:03her best players and hope for the best? 10 team PPR.
67:07I wouldn't mind shopping Lamar. I would never trade JSN though.
67:10Ooh. How about this though? He's in the league with her.
67:13You guys are going to call them, say it's collusion and kick them out of the league.
67:18He's offering her Chase Brown and Malik Neighbors for JSN.
67:21Not enough. That's interesting. I mean, I wouldn't hate that, but I think I'd still probably prefer JSN, but it's close.
67:28And no, Adam, we're not calling that collusion because it didn't happen moments after the wife and the husband were mad that
67:34the commissioner let another trade go through. And then Spite made a collusion trade, which is pretty obvious to anyone who was following along that besides you.
67:42Should I trade Ali Gordon? Really? For Chuba Hubbard?
67:45Yeah, you should. Yes. Should I trade Golden Stevenson?
67:48Who would do that trade? I don't know. I don't think I'd do that.
67:52And last one is from Ace. Jaden Daniels or Bryce Young this week?
67:56Jaden for me. Daniels. And Emeka Abuka, Luther Burden, Josh Downs, Devante Smith, pick two.
68:00Abuka, Burden, Downs, Smith. Burden and Downs for me.
68:03Smith and Burden if Smith plays, I'll go Burden and Downs fine.
68:07Kraft or Kelsey? Kraft. Kelsey for me. All right.
68:09And we'll finish up with your YouTube questions. But Jamie, let's hear your story.
68:13So it's really more like for Dan's story, but we'll see if you enjoy the entirety of it.
68:19I teased a little bit yesterday. Sorry. So I write the start, sit story in segments, and then Dan puts the whole
68:25thing together for the full length column. So quarterback, running back, wide receiver.
68:29And I try to work ahead as much as I can.
68:33There's a lot of little pockets of when I'm trying to catch up on some stuff.
68:37So I try, my intent is, and I don't even know if Dan knows, like I try to get Dan everything by
68:44like 6 o'clock, the latest, on Wednesdays. Was running behind.
68:47Had to take my son to, he goes to a strength and conditioning with his baseball team.
68:52So I drop him off. I pull back in the driveway.
68:55I have still like a couple tight ends, kicker and defense.
68:59So it's almost done. It's like around 630. There's a pickup truck right outside my house.
69:04Not in my driveway, but right outside like on the swale.
69:07I'm like, this is weird. Like an old beat up pickup truck with like a bunch of tires in the bed of the pickup, which is somewhat important.
69:15So I pull in my driveway. As I'm getting out of the car, I see this guy coming across the street, dragging something.
69:22And it looked like, Adam will know this, Dan May from his trip here, but it looked like he was dragging like a big palm frond.
69:30So I thought maybe it was like somebody doing like some landscaping or something, whatever.
69:34So I walk around the car. I'm like, hey, what's going on?
69:38And I look and he's tying up an alligator.
69:41And not just like a baby alligator, like a six foot big alligator.
69:45Do you live by water? Do I live by the water?
69:48Yeah. Yeah. So I live in a neighborhood that's called Island Lakes.
69:52It's a bunch of lakes. Okay. Around. They're more like canals, but it's, you know, you get the point.
69:57Tying up the alligator. He's now moving the tires.
70:00And there are, these aren't small tires. Like moving the tires in the truck.
70:04Picks up the alligator, throws in the back of the truck.
70:07He goes, I got to go get one more.
70:10Oh my. Oh my. As if like he's going to pick like a banana from a tree.
70:15Like he's going to get one more. This guy is barefoot.
70:19Fishing rods and a net. So he goes running back between two houses.
70:22And I'm like, I go inside my, my 14 year old.
70:26So I go, you got to come see this.
70:28Yeah. Okay. Whatever, dad. I'm like, no, there's an alligator in a pickup truck.
70:33So walk outside. I take the, I take the dog outside just to take it for a walk away from where the pickup truck is just in case.
70:41And so like this, this like other teenage kid comes walking down the street.
70:45I go, Hey, there's a alligator in the pickup truck.
70:48Yeah, sure guy. He goes and looks, he goes, Oh bleep.
70:52Oh my God. So meanwhile, I'm like the word.
70:54So it was fine. Huh? He didn't say the end of the curse word.
70:58So it was fine. Yeah. He said, Oh, shh.
71:01And so then I'm waiting like to see if the guy's going to go bring back another alligator.
71:07So this is why I was a little late there.
71:10I'm sorry. So all of a sudden, like the guy comes flying between two houses.
71:14He goes, it got away. And he goes running down the street.
71:18You saw the alligator? I didn't. No, no, no.
71:20It was probably running after the alligator. Oh my gosh.
71:23Alligator on the list. And then he came back the next day.
71:27What do you mean? What the hell? So he didn't get it.
71:31I looked on the right hand. It says alligator trapper.
71:34So this is what he does for a living.
71:36Oh my God. Could you imagine that as a career?
71:39Well, he lost it. He lost, he came back the next day because he didn't catch the thing.
71:45He didn't catch it. Yeah. So you just have six foot alligators like roaming the area.
71:49So my wife, like a week or so ago, she took a picture from the one that's behind our house.
71:55And she said, yeah, be careful walking the dog because she saw the head of the alligator in the water.
72:01What? And they're like six feet? It was, I don't know if that was a big one, but the one that he caught.
72:08The one you saw was six foot? That's crazy.
72:11That's massive. Florida is insane. That's a massive size.
72:14That's taller than any of us. That's insane. Just six foot alligator roaming the neighborhood.
72:18Who has eaten alligator? Thank God for this trapper.
72:21There's no. There's a question from the chat. Who has eaten alligator?
72:25I've wanted to try. I will try it, but I've never have.
72:28Yeah, I have. I would. But not at like a good place.
72:32Is it gamey? Or just tough? I don't really remember.
72:35Right there, Sam, I texted you if you want to post a picture.
72:39I think it's tough. I would assume tough. I don't know if it's gamey as well.
72:43I would assume just tough. Tough is not great.
72:46Yeah, show the picture, but crop out the house.
72:49I don't have my phone on me. Crop out the house is in the background.
72:53This is insane. Wow. Crop out the house is in the background.
72:57Yeah, we don't need a neighborhood showing on this.
73:00Okay. Go to Google Maps. You can see any.
73:02Remember the place RJ Gators, Jamie? RJ Gators? Sounds familiar.
73:05It was a sports bar in Coral Springs. I thought there were multiple of them.
73:10I think they used to serve alligators. Oh, no.
73:13I used to have it at this place called Dave's Last Resort in if anyone lives near Lake Worth.
73:18It was actually really good, but it was fried.
73:21Really? It was fried alligator, kind of like an appetizer.
73:24Okay. Like calamari kind of, but alligator. Yeah. Is it like an octopus?
73:28I don't even know what I would expect alligator.
73:31I think it's meatier than that. That's meatier than an octopus.
73:34Okay. Okay. Grade the trade. No, we're back to football.
73:37What'd you say? We're back to football. AJ, I'm not going to complain about mice anymore.
73:42AJ Brown and Travis H. For Higgins, Laporta, Hampton, and Marks.
73:45Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd rather have the Higgins, Laporta.
73:48Yeah. The Higgins. Yeah. Laporta is so good. Yeah.
73:50Yeah. Alligator is fantastic. Tastes like a chicken nugget.
73:53Yeah. It actually is really. Okay. There you go.
73:56So it's not tough. Born or Algier, half PPR.
73:58Algier, if love doesn't play. If not, I could go born.
74:02Sure. Picked up Born and Bernard to keep away from a competing team.
74:06Which do I keep rest of season? I'd have to drop one for a kicker.
74:10Bernard. I would keep Bernard for sure. All right.
74:13Let's see that. Let's see that alligator. Oh, wow.
74:15And that's being blocked off too by the tires.
74:18That thing looks mean. Look at its little hand.
74:21So is it dead? Did he? No. No, no.
74:24That's like a live gator. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even.
74:27Like, what does he do with these things? And the thing was like, the tail was all curled up in the, behind the tire.
74:34Yeah. I could see. It's obviously bigger than it looks in that.
74:37Cause you could just tell by the size. So like, what are you, are gators?
74:42You have to trap them. Like you're, they're a menace.
74:45Like you're not allowed. I don't understand. Like you kill.
74:48Like, I don't even get what you do with gators.
74:51I'm not sure. Yeah. I'm not sure if he releases it or not.
74:55Like what they're considered. I don't even know. Like what you.
74:58I know like with, uh, cause we've had like raccoon issues.
75:01Those get. Okay. Um, iguanas they take away. Yeah.
75:04Oh, iguanas are diabolical. Iguanas. Why? During the winter.
75:07Like it doesn't get that cold in Florida. Great story.
75:10But during, like when it gets like in the forties or whatever, they will freeze themselves.
75:15And then fall from the trees. I've seen that.
75:17Yeah. And then they're just like fine months later.
75:20No. Do you know the, the, the, you probably heard the stories of people that come to Florida, find a frozen iguana, take them home.
75:27Oh no. And it wakes up. And they wake up in your bags.
75:31Yeah. Oh, holy crap. Yeah. Don't ever touch a frozen iguana.
75:35Who the hell is doing that anyway? Like someone's like, I'm just drinking this iguana home.
75:39Why? I would never want to do that. Put it in my bag with my clothes and stuff.
75:45There's dirty iguana. No. That is a great point.
75:48Who would be a better gator catcher, Dan or Adam?
75:51We'd both be horrible at it. Let me start by saying that.
75:54Yeah. We're both scared. Adam, I feel like you'd be a little more scared than me and hesitant than me.
76:00I'd be terrified. But what you do is you, you like wrestle it and all you just, their, their jaws, their jaws.
76:07Is that what you do? Well, you have to, you, you have to find a way to hold their jaws shut.
76:13Oh no, I'm not doing this. Their jaws are very weak to open.
76:17That's what you can put a rubber band around their snout basically, and they won't be able to open their mouth, but they close.
76:24But if you miss, they're going to close on your hand and you're done.
76:28Then you're dead. Not dead, but you lose a hand.
76:31But I mean. You got one shot at it.
76:34This doesn't sound great. Dan acts like this is a new creature.
76:38I don't have much familiarity with gators, Julie Epic.
76:40If we could, this is not going to happen.
76:43If someone would write us a million dollar check for St.
76:46Jude, you have to catch an alligator. Not put that out there.
76:50No way. Who has to catch him here, Adam?
76:53I was, I went to a, like, I stood in an alligator pit at some place near Gainesville.
76:58It was like an hour from Gainesville. It was some like zoo.
77:02And I stood in a pit with massive alligator.
77:04I mean, like 10 feet long. It was crazy.
77:07Did they, like, give them something, like a pill or something, whatever, to, like, sedate them?
77:12I'm going to try to find the picture. All right.
77:15So they were sedated alligators, I assume? Or they were just well-fed.
77:18Not hungry. Really? Grade the trade. Matthew Golden and Ollie Gordon, the great Ollie Gordon, for Devante Adams and Jordan Tyson.
77:25That's close. I'll go Golden and Gordon. Yeah, because we all know when Tyson's going to play.
77:30So, yeah, Tyson. Doubt it. Okay, how about sit one in PPR?
77:33Sit Flowers, Watson, Jalen Warren, or Javante Williams? Wow.
77:36Ooh, that's tough. That's really freaking tough. I think I'd sit Warren, even though they're all good plays and you have a great team.
77:43Yeah, I mean, you can make a case to sit Flowers with Huntley.
77:47Oh, yeah. Still feel like in full PPR, there's more upside.
77:51Or I guess Floor to him, then Warren with Dowdle back in the lineup.
77:55Sure. Never going to find that picture. Sorry. Grade the trade.
77:58Cousins, Vele, Waddle. Cousins, Vele, and Waddle. Okay. For some Smith and Lamar Jackson.
78:02So you can't possibly Devante Smith. Why not? Because then it's just a joke of a trade for the team that's trading for Cousins, Vele, and Waddle.
78:10Yeah, it's a terrible game. But I guess it could be.
78:14So then it looks like it is Devante Smith.
78:16So yeah, the Devante Lamar side is a thousand times better here.
78:20So obviously, Jamie and Dan would be this. I can't believe how bad the Broncos passing game is.
78:25It's like shocking and stunning to me what's going on there.
78:29I watched a clip last night. There was only one pass completed that traveled beyond the line of scrimmage or beyond the sticks.
78:36It was that Waddle slant that was behind him and he caught.
78:39Did you see Ryan Fitzpatrick? Oh, that was crazy what Ryan Fitzpatrick said.
78:43I've never seen that. I know he's going to apologize for that or something.
78:47Something's going to come out of that. You can't just do that, I don't think.
78:52It was crazy. He's like, this is disrespectful to the football, to the quarterback.
78:56He basically said he's not trying out there. Yeah, he basically did say that.
79:00He said he wasn't playing with passion. I don't know how you measure that.
79:04I mean, it was a little out of bounds.
79:07The quarterback keeper on third down did not look like he was – I kind of agree with Fitzpatrick.
79:13It didn't look like he was going all out for every yard on that play.
79:17But he's kind of hurt and not running in general.
79:20All right, pick one. Kendry Miller, Tyler Algier, Damian Pierce, Dylan Sampson, Jaleel McLaughlin.
79:24Welcome to week six. Algier for sure if Love doesn't play.
79:28Next is Miller for me if Kamara doesn't play.
79:30And then I'll go McLaughlin. And yes, assuming everybody's healthy though, I would go with Pierce.
79:35Yeah, there's a big – you could go – it's me and Jamie are different on the Pierce things.
79:41You've got to pick a side there. I'm just out on Pierce completely this week.
79:45Would you trade Ladd McConkie and Floyd, maybe Marshawn Lloyd, for T.
79:49Higgins? Yes, I would want Higgins. Okay. And – That's a great trade too.
79:53Make that quick before it gets pulled. Send Mike Evans and Omari and Hampton.
79:57Get Jalen Warren. No. Oh, no. Okay. Need a wide receiver three.
80:01Darius Cooper or Quentin Johnston? Oh. Johnston. I guess.
80:04I mean, there's got to be somebody better on waivers.
80:07Like – Go get – Go get – Damari Douglas might be on waivers, but he was probably picked up in this waiver claim.
80:14Trying to think who's like very minimally owned right now.
80:17So, yeah, Damari Douglas, like any of the Patriots receivers.
80:20Yeah. I was going to say – Like the one guy if you're – I think I'd go with Quentin Johnston over this guy.
80:27But Laquan Treadwell, he gets targets. Yeah. It's not terrible.
80:30I don't want to end the show on Laquan Treadwell.
80:33No. We'll – We'll try it. We'll get it.
80:36Strike it from the record. Thank you for the two biggest hypocrites in the industry.
80:40I am – Wow. Your left shoulder and your right shoulder.
80:44The noble Adam Azer here, the consistent Adam Azer signing up.
80:47So high on Miami Hurricanes that he's just riding his high horse into the weekend.
80:51Let's go. Let's smash those Seminoles. We'll talk to you on Sunday morning on Fantasy Football Today.
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