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Week 8 Recap + MNF Preview

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2 hr 13 min
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Nov 2, 2026
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Mon, November 2, 2026
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A.J. BrownAntonio WilliamsAshton DulinAshton JeantyBijan RobinsonBrandon AiyukBreece HallBrock PurdyBucky IrvingCaleb WilliamsChris GodwinChristian KirkChuba HubbardCole Kmet
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A.J. Brown

NegativeInjury33:21

Davis Mattek expresses strong conviction that AJ Brown will not return this season, stating 'I think AJ Brown is toast' and 'I don't think we see it, man. I don't think we see it.' The source cites a degenerative knee condition combined with an ankle injury as reasons for this pessimistic outlook, suggesting the Patriots receiver is done for 2024.

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Antonio Williams

NegativeValue60:01

Antonio Williams was drafted by Tony Squares in Bestball Mania on July 31st as part of a roster that included three quarterbacks (Caleb Williams, Jackson Dart, JJ McCarthy).

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Ashton Dulin

NegativeBust0:20

The source includes Ashton Dulin (referred to as 'Hampton') in the 'spiritually dead' player list for fade purposes in fantasy playoffs.

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Ashton Jeanty

PositiveBust0:20

The source pushes back against the narrative that Ashton Jeanty is 'spiritually dead,' stating 'I don't believe that you guys really believe this. I really don't. I in my opinion, I think you guys are are being dramatic.' The source suggests the hate for Jeanty is overblown and that people are being overly pessimistic.

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Bijan Robinson

NegativeProjection16:00

Bijan Robinson had a disappointing Week 8, scoring only 7 points for the source's fantasy team. He was drafted by Tony Squares in Bestball Mania on July 31st as part of a roster that included three quarterbacks (Caleb Williams, Jackson Dart, JJ McCarthy), suggesting early-round capital allocation that has underperformed.

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Brandon Aiyuk

NegativeInjury32:19

Brandon Aiyuk is listed on Davis Mattek's 'dead list'—players confirmed out for the season or legitimately injured and not playing.

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Breece Hall

NegativeRole11:21

Hall was out in Week 8, limiting running back production for fantasy teams. The source notes that Hall deleted his X account, speculating he is 'probably just really annoyed,' suggesting potential frustration with his role or situation. However, the source explicitly declines to put Hall on the 'spiritually dead' fade list, stating 'I can't I can't put Breece Hall, bro,' suggesting Hall does not warrant the same level of pessimism as other players on the fade list despite recent concerns.

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Brock Purdy

PositiveProjection55:58

Davis Mattek identifies Brock Purdy as the top quarterback option for best-ball purposes. However, Mattek notes that 'all his pass catchers are injured,' which limits Purdy's upside despite being the best quarterback choice available. This injury context to his receiving corps is the primary constraint on his ceiling.

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Bucky Irving

PositiveProjection6:46

Irving is part of the highest-scoring best ball team in Best Ball Mania (Pineapple 420 with 1,224 points), paired with Derrick Henry and Chuba Hubbard in an elite running back room. In best-ball tier analysis, Irving was considered as an alternative cutoff point but was ultimately not selected as the tier boundary because he was only available in the fifth round for a very short window, whereas the source chose Watson as the tier boundary to widen the pool of available teams.

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Caleb Williams

NegativeProjection0:42

Caleb Williams showed mixed results in best-ball formats: initially, a team with only Williams and Dart as quarterbacks would not advance, indicating insufficient production; Williams and Luther Burden teams were advancing zero teams before Monday Night Football; however, Williams scored 131 points in Week 8 and was performing well ('jam') in auto-drafted contest lineups, advancing above field average. Davis Mattek questioned the logic of Tony Squares drafting Williams alongside Jackson Dart and JJ McCarthy as a three-quarterback stack.

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Chris Godwin

NegativeInjury42:40

Chris Godwin is not a viable fantasy option; the source declares him 'dead' in the context of best-ball roster-building, indicating he is unavailable or too injured to be considered for fantasy purposes this season.

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Christian Kirk

PositiveValue0:52

Davis Mattek notes that Christian Kirk, drafted in the 18th round, is not a bad pick at that draft position, suggesting reasonable value for a late-round wide receiver.

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Chuba Hubbard

NegativeBust21:59

Hubbard has been a smash all year but faces significant playoff risk. Brooks is expected to return, which will reduce Hubbard's role and opportunity, likely making him a zero in the playoffs. Additionally, the backfield situation mirrors the Hubbard-Dowdle dynamic from last year where coaches experiment with multiple options, suggesting ongoing committee risk. While Hubbard is a good player, he is not a great or defining player for his team, and his advance rate in best ball mania (second among RBs at ~36%, behind only Jaylen Warren's 37%) masks the underlying role uncertainty heading into the fantasy playoffs.

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Cole Kmet

NegativeInjury43:00

Cole Kmet is not a viable fantasy option; the source declares him 'dead' in the context of best-ball roster-building, indicating the player is unavailable or too injured to be considered for fantasy purposes.

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Courtland Sutton

NegativeBust43:29

Courtland Sutton has failed to produce fantasy-relevant scoring; the source notes 'Courtland Sutton still is not topped 10 10 PPR points' and strongly advises against drafting him, repeatedly stating 'Never take Sutton, bro. Never. Come on, dude. Don't take Courtland Sutton,' indicating he is unreliable and not worth drafting.

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D.J. Moore

NegativeBust51:48

Davis Mattek highlights DJ Moore as part of a poorly constructed best-ball roster, sarcastically noting 'He freaking took DJ Moore' when reviewing a team with only a 23% advance probability. Moore is grouped with other poor draft selections on that team, indicating he was viewed as a suboptimal pick in that draft context.

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Daniel Jones

NegativeBust40:50

The source declares Daniel Jones 'spiritually dead' in the context of players to fade in fantasy playoffs.

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Davante Adams

NegativeInjury42:45

The source advises against trading for DeVante Adams, stating 'I personally don't think Devante Adams is going to make it back in time,' expressing doubt about Adams' return timeline from injury and recommending not to acquire him in trades.

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David Montgomery

NegativeBust18:01

David Montgomery underperformed in Week 8, with the source dismissively stating 'Montgomery sucks' in the context of a team's poor scoring output. The source also includes Montgomery in the 'spiritually dead' player list for fade purposes in fantasy playoffs, indicating he is a candidate to avoid down the stretch. Montgomery was drafted by Tony Squares in Bestball Mania on July 31st alongside Bijan Robinson and other early-round picks.

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Derrick Henry

NegativeBust6:46

Henry is on the source's 'spiritually dead' fade list for fantasy playoffs. Despite being part of the highest-scoring best ball team in Best Ball Mania (Pineapple 420 with 1,224 points alongside Bucky Irving and Chuba Hubbard), Henry is explicitly identified as a player to avoid in playoff scenarios.

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Deshaun Watson

PositiveValue19:20

Watson threw for 324 yards in Week 8, providing baseline production. The source selected Watson over Teton as the better pick in best-ball draft analysis, stating 'I actually do think Watson is a better pick' and 'you have to say Deshaun Watson has been a better pick,' noting that Watson was available in the fifth round for a small window and proved more valuable than the alternative.

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DeVonta Smith

NegativeInjury33:10

DeVonta Smith is not officially confirmed out for the rest of the year, but Davis Mattek includes him on the 'dead list' alongside AJ Brown, suggesting serious injury concerns despite lack of official season-ending designation. Additionally, Mattek notes 'Devonta Smith doesn't feel clear yet,' indicating uncertainty about his availability or role.

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DK Metcalf

NegativeValue60:01

DK Metcalf was drafted by Tony Squares in Bestball Mania on July 31st as part of a roster that included three quarterbacks (Caleb Williams, Jackson Dart, JJ McCarthy).

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Ezekiel Elliott

NegativeBust22:18

The source identifies Ezekiel Pollard as a player who has been a smash all year but is likely to be a zero in the playoffs; the source notes 'Pollard is not going to keep scoring three touchdowns a game,' indicating unsustainable touchdown production and regression risk heading into the playoffs.

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Isaiah Likely

NegativeValue57:29

Isaiah Likely was part of an unusual Bestball Mania draft stack with JJ McCarthy and Malik Neighbors that the source finds remarkably prescient, suggesting a sophisticated or lucky draft strategy.

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Isiah Pacheco

NegativeInjury38:35

Isiah Pacheco is out for the rest of the year, indicating a season-ending injury.

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J.J. McCarthy

NegativeValue57:29

Davis Mattek notes that JJ McCarthy was drafted 600 times in Bestball Mania with a 9.2% advance rate. Mattek highlights an unusual draft stack where McCarthy was paired with Malik Neighbors and Isaiah Likely, suggesting a prescient or unconventional draft strategy by one drafter.

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Jahmyr Gibbs

PositiveProjection21:30

Gibbs scored 150 yards and a touchdown in Week 8, which Davis Mattek characterizes as 'even kind of like a down game for him' and 'actually kind of a bad game for Gibbs,' indicating he has been consistently great and smashing all year with higher ceiling expectations than his Week 8 output.

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Jake Ferguson

NegativeInjury35:41

Jake Ferguson is dealing with an ankle injury that places his availability in question. The source noted Ferguson was coming back from a prior injury but has now suffered a fresh ankle injury.

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Jalen Coker

NegativeRole0:52

The source mentions Jaylen Coker in a best-ball roster context without specific commentary on his performance or role, indicating he was drafted but not highlighted as a key contributor.

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Jalen Hurts

NegativeInjury32:56

Jalen Hurts is confirmed out for the rest of the season, listed on Davis Mattek's 'dead list' of players legitimately injured and not playing.

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Jalen McMillan

NegativeInjury33:54

Jalen McMillan is on the source's 'dead list' of players confirmed out for the season or legitimately injured and not playing.

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James Conner

NegativeInjury38:48

James Conner is still technically on the Arizona roster but injured his foot at some point in training camp, placing his availability in question.

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Jayden Higgins

NegativeInjury32:19

Jayden Higgins is listed on Davis Mattek's 'dead list'—players confirmed out for the season or legitimately injured and not playing. He is grouped with other season-ending injuries in the 2026 best-ball ADP database.

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Jayden Reed

NegativeInjury26:28

Jayden Reed is listed on Davis Mattek's 'dead list'—players confirmed out for the season or legitimately injured and not playing. The source also marked him with 'rip' in the context of reviewing auto-drafted contest lineups, indicating poor performance and unavailability.

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Jaylen Warren

PositiveProjection6:18

Jaylen Warren leads all running backs with a 37% advance rate in best-ball mania, significantly outpacing Ken Walker (28%) and other elite backs like Hubbard, Gibbs, and Tony Pollard. Warren was the only running back providing meaningful points to lower-scoring best-ball teams and scored 20 points in Week 8. Davis Mattek identified Warren as the clear best pick in round six of best-ball drafts, stating 'it's got to be Jaylen Warren' and 'I don't see any other argument' when comparing options like Tyler Warren, Marvin Harrison Jr., and Burrow.

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Jeremiyah Love

NegativeInjury39:39

Davis Mattek expresses serious durability concerns about Jeremiah Love, asking rhetorically 'Will Jeremiah Love ever have two healthy ankles?' and noting 'it's seeming like probably no.' Love is flagged as a potential 'low advance rate hammer this year,' suggesting his injury history makes him a liability in best-ball formats despite his talent. However, Mattek also leaves 'the light on for Jeremiah Love' over Chuba Hubbard for the rest of the season, suggesting some upside potential remains despite the durability red flags.

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Joe Burrow

PositiveProjection18:48

Burrow led teams to exceptional scoring in Week 8; the source notes that 'if you had a Joe Burrow team, you would have a team that posted like an absurd score,' indicating strong quarterback performance. However, the source later expresses that Burrow is not a better pick than Warren, suggesting caution about his draft value relative to other options.

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Joe Mixon

PositiveValue32:11

Davis Mattek highlights that Joe Mixon has a better advance rate than ETN, Hampton, and Henderson in best-ball formats, calling this 'beautiful.' This suggests Mixon is outperforming ADP expectations in tournament play and represents strong value relative to peer running backs.

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Jonah Coleman

NegativeValue60:01

Jonah Coleman was drafted by Tony Squares in Bestball Mania on July 31st as part of a roster that included three quarterbacks (Caleb Williams, Jackson Dart, JJ McCarthy).

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Jonathan Taylor

NegativeRole34:34

The source mentions Jonathan Taylor might be traded for, suggesting potential roster movement that could affect his role and opportunity; separately, the source expresses uncertainty about trading for Taylor in exchange for Henley Press, calling the situation 'truly impossible' and indicating confusion about his role or value.

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Jonathon Brooks

NegativeInjury35:59

Jonathan Brooks is dealing with injury concerns and has been added to the source's 'dead list' of sidelined players. The source reluctantly placed him on a list of players with uncertain fantasy outlook, suggesting limited confidence in his near-term contribution despite being on the source's roster with a 20% playoff advancement probability.

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Josh Allen

NegativeValue56:35

Davis Mattek notes that Josh Allen, despite being called 'the best third round pick' by some, has only a 20% advance rate in best-ball Mania. Mattek suggests this advance rate is disrespectfully low given Allen's draft position and pedigree, implying that Allen's value is being underestimated relative to his draft capital.

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Josh Downs

NegativeBust10:56

Downs is on the source's 'spiritually dead' fade list for fantasy playoffs. The source explicitly identifies him as a player to avoid. However, Downs is expected to receive increased opportunity with Brian Thomas Jr. joining the Colts receiving corps, which could provide some upside if the role materializes.

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Justin Herbert

NegativeProjection56:50

Davis Mattek highlights Justin Herbert as a severe bust, noting that Herbert has a 6% advance rate despite being drafted 100% of the time in best-ball Mania. This indicates catastrophic underperformance relative to draft capital invested.

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Kenneth Walker III

PositiveValue47:10

Davis Mattek identifies Kenneth Walker as the best pick in the second round (picks 13-24), stating 'I think it's Walker' and selecting him for a best-ball roster-building exercise, indicating strong value at that draft position despite playoff concerns about team performance.

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Kyle Monangai

NegativeValue60:01

Kyle Monangai was drafted by Tony Squares in Bestball Mania on July 31st as part of a roster that included three quarterbacks (Caleb Williams, Jackson Dart, JJ McCarthy).

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Luther Burden

PositiveProjection13:59

Luther Burden is expected to score at least 3 points in Monday Night Football; the source states 'Luther Burden not getting three would be a huge upset,' indicating confidence in his floor production. However, Burden and Caleb Williams teams were advancing zero teams before Monday Night Football, indicating poor performance in the source's fantasy leagues overall.

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Malik Davis

NegativeInjury37:50

Malik Davis is listed among injured players who are out for the rest of the season.

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Mark Andrews

NegativeBust39:33

The source includes Mark Andrews in the 'spiritually dead' player list for fade purposes in fantasy playoffs.

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Michael Pittman

PositiveInjury12:57

Michael Pittman Jr. is expected to return from injury and will attempt to play next week, signaling his imminent availability for the Colts offense after being sidelined.

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Mike Evans

PositiveInjury7:00

Evans is coming back from injury. He is on the highest-scoring best ball team in Best Ball Mania (Pineapple 420 with 1,224 points), part of an elite wide receiver group that includes JSN, Tee Higgins, Michael Wilson, Matthew Golden, and others.

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Mike Washington Jr.

NegativeValue23:54

Davis Mattek ranked Mike Washington very high (around 65-80) in a contest and auto-drafted him, but the exposure performed poorly; the source notes that other players were also 'Mike Washington panickers,' suggesting the market overvalued him relative to actual production and he was a consensus bust.

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Rashee Rice

PositiveProjection20:42

Rice was the only Chiefs receiver to perform well in Week 8; Davis Mattek notes 'Chiefs receivers outside of Rashee did quite bad,' indicating Rice's outperformance relative to teammates and establishing him as the clear pass-catching focal point for Kansas City.

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Ricky Pearsall

NegativeInjury32:19

Ricky Pearsall is listed on Davis Mattek's 'dead list'—players confirmed out for the season or legitimately injured and not playing.

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Romeo Doubs

NegativeBust35:48

The source describes Romeo Doubs as 'pretty spiritually dead,' suggesting minimal fantasy relevance despite likely playing again this year. Doubs was drafted by Tony Squares in Bestball Mania, but the source questions whether he ever contributes meaningfully.

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Saquon Barkley

NegativeRole9:16

The Eagles publicly stated they are not trading Barkley, but the source expresses skepticism about this claim. The source believes if a team makes a proper offer, Barkley would likely be traded despite the Eagles' public statement, particularly given the Eagles' apparent tank mentality and Barkley's declining performance. The source notes that the more washed a player is, the more likely they are to be traded. Additionally, Barkley was described as underperforming in best-ball roster reviews.

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Shedeur Sanders

NegativeValue60:45

Shedeur Sanders was drafted in Bestball Mania; the source recalls drafting him but does not provide specific analysis or reasoning.

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Tank Bigsby

NegativeInjury38:11

Tank Bigsby is listed among injured players, though the source notes he can theoretically come back, suggesting his status is not definitively out.

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Terry McLaurin

NegativeInjury38:25

Terry McLaurin is out for the rest of the season.

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Travis Etienne

NegativeInjury35:25

The source notes Travis Etienne has a hamstring injury with the Saints undecided on his return, suggesting uncertainty about his availability; a commenter (Johnny) states 'Etienne's not coming back,' indicating pessimism about his return timeline.

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Tre Tucker

NegativeValue60:01

Trey Tucker was drafted by Tony Squares in Bestball Mania on July 31st as part of a roster that included three quarterbacks (Caleb Williams, Jackson Dart, JJ McCarthy).

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Trevor Lawrence

NegativeValue58:27

Trevor Lawrence was drafted by Bestball Mania player Ladner33 on July 31st alongside Jackson Dart and JJ McCarthy in an unusual three-quarterback stack; Davis Mattek found this combination improbable and suggested prescient or future knowledge.

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Tyler Warren

PositiveRole41:07

Tyler Warren posted a 10-target game in Week 8, prompting the source to explicitly exclude him from the 'spiritually dead' list. The target volume demonstrates continued fantasy relevance despite prior concerns.

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Xavier Worthy

NegativeBust39:33

The source lists Xavier Worthy among players deemed 'spiritually dead' in the context of a fade list that would improve expected advance rate in fantasy playoffs.

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Zay Flowers

NegativeBust42:15

The source declares Zay Flowers 'spiritually dead' and states 'Zay Flowers is not going to be fine. Very much very much not going to be fine.' In redraft leagues, the source advises that if you have Zay Flowers, you cannot trade him because any wide receiver you get will outperform him; there is no viable trade path, so you must stick it out.

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Episode Transcript

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0:00two top 1000 teams in Bestball Mania from the best to ever do it. I have no idea. I have not even looked at these
0:06teams. I don't have any idea if they're any good. So, let's go ahead and figure it out. 474th place in Bestball Mania,
0:13512 in Bestball Mania. We're going to take a look at the Bestball Mania leaderboard. We are going to check advance rates. We're going to check
0:19Draft Kings. We're going to check out that PC. We're going to do a Monday Night Football preview. We're going to fire some pick 'ems. We're going to have
0:26ourselves a nice little afternoon.
0:28Burrow, Goff, Mendoza. So, no dead quarterbacks. Gentry fairly dead.
0:34Walker Kyren Warren.
0:37Singleton, I mean, we'll see. Do you guys think Tony Pollard is going to be traded? I think Tony Pollard probably is
0:42going to get traded. I I mean, Tony Pollard is playing like legitimately one of the uh one of the absolute best running backs in the
0:52NFL. It's actually been insane. T Higgins, Christian Watson, Jordan Addison's honestly kind of dead. Jaylen Coker, Omar Cooper, Travis Hunter, Christian Kirk. I mean, there's worse
1:0218th round picks than Christian Kirk.
1:03And three tight ends, crucially. Three tight ends, Laporta, Gunner Helm, and Gesicki. What a season Mr. Gesicki is having. Truly phenomenal stuff. Then
1:14let's take a look at this team that is in 512.
1:18Dak and May.
1:21I don't I don't I don't love that.
1:23I just would rather have a third quarterback, honestly. Like every time I look at one of these teams, I don't know
1:28how you guys feel about that. Like literally every time I look at one of those teams, I I just would almost
1:33always rather have a third quarterback.
1:37I I I think that is one thing that I'm really going to try and do next year is I I even even in August, even September
1:461st, man. And I drafted this on August 12th. I I think I'm so smart. Like okay, man. You you got Dak. You got May.
1:53You're telling me You're telling me this team couldn't have used Geno Smith?
1:56You're telling me You're telling me no Geno Smith? You're telling me you wouldn't have Gino Smith than Keshon Booty? Like, look at that. That is a
2:03waste of a roster spot, honestly.
2:06That honestly, like, what's the point?
2:08All right, wide receivers, Pickens, Neighbors, Dead Adams, Golden, Flornoy, Dantavian Wicks, Keshon Booty, Kittle, Schultz, Friermuth. Friermuth with the
2:18tush push touchdown.
2:21Really, really good.
2:23I I really enjoyed that.
2:25Yeah, so like, I mean, this team's obviously going to advance. It's a Gibbs team, whatever. But I I really would like it better with a third quarterback.
2:32Uh, I mean, honestly, it's crazy how some close some of these teams are.
2:35Let's go look at one of my non-advancing teams. This team is in third in its pod with Caleb Williams left to play
2:42tonight. Dart See, this is a great example. Great example. If I had If I had stopped at two quarterbacks on this
2:48one, this team is dead. If I stop If I If I stop with Caleb Williams and Dart, this team is dead. This team is not
2:55advancing. CJ Stroud has added a ton of points to this team. Gibbs, Scat, Mondre Tank Rip Samson
3:05not nothing. Neighbors, Nico, Burden, Michael Wilson, DeJean Sribling, Wicks, Keenan, Kittle, Kelsey, Friermuth. Man, Kittle, Kelsey, Friermuth. Is that Is
3:17that the perfect tight end room?
3:19Kittle, Kelsey, Friermuth might truly be the the perfect perfect tight end room.
3:2546% to advance. PD must have He must have changed his formula for expected advance rate. Oh.
3:34Well, Lamar Jackson.
3:39Lamar Jackson, see? Don't we wish Don't we wish we had a third quarterback on this team? Don't you wish you had any
3:46I mean, freaking Taje Spears on this team? Don't you wish you literally had any player other than Lamar Freaking A, man. Lamar, Dak, Cook, Javonte, Bucky,
3:57Brooks, Spears, Lamb, T, Rip Downs, Boston, Concepcion, Ted Hurst, Suratt, Xavien Thomas, Mark Andrews, Jake Ferguson, Greg. All right, a lot of a
4:07lot of bad picks there. Um I think I'd have Judkins over Scataboo rest of season.
4:13So as it stands right now in Bestball Mania, 150 teams drafted, advancing 30 teams. Expected 27 .8
4:24Um I have 18 teams in first place. I have 12 teams that are in second place.
4:2911 teams that are in third, six teams that are in fourth, and 21 teams that are in fifth. So I would say teams that
4:38are dead would be like so so what? You have 21, 6, and 11. I would say those teams are all like fairly fairly live.
4:48Uh hey, respect my goat Purple Yosh for the Jewels. I also don't really have any idea what the Jewels are, but but
4:54respect my goat Purple Yosh.
4:56Um I mean a lot of teams I have 11 teams in 11th and 11 teams in 12th and 16 teams in 10th. I'm going to assume all
5:03of those are like stone dead.
5:06Looks like Well how weird is that?
5:10So I'm only advancing Well I must have not gotten very many 101s.
5:17Looks like I drafted 20 times out of the 102. That's kind of brutal.
5:23Um only advancing one team out of the 104.
5:26Uh and I would think I would be advancing more out of the 110 and 111, but I guess the issue is Justin
5:32Jefferson has been a real drain on there cuz I actually don't think I'm advancing that many Ken Walker teams.
5:38So looks like the the borderline for advancing right now is you need to have about you need to have about 970 points
5:46to feel decent advancing like like this uh yeah, here you go. This 935. This I'm probably going to lose this team. Yeah, Dart, Willis, Ward,
5:55Scataboo, Warren, Ramondre Core. So the only reason this team is still advancing is that it's gotten a bunch of live scores.
6:02>> [snorts] >> I just came here to hear you do the Chiefs Haters voice. How about them Broncos?
6:09How about them Broncos?
6:11>> What is what is Ken Walker's advance rate now? Ken Walker's advance rate's probably fairly low now.
6:18Ken Walker advance rate is now down at 28%. Jaylen Warren leads all running backs with 37% followed by Hubbard, followed by Gibbs, followed by Mr. T.
6:29Pollard. I I want to keep I want to I I'm going to selfishly keep looking at my own teams for a little bit here.
6:36Uh well, actually I want to look at Pineapple 420. Dude, this guy what an insane team this guy has.
6:43One 1,224 points for Pineapple 420.
6:49He has Burrow and Darnold.
6:51He has Derrick Henry, Bucky Irving, Chuba Hubbard.
6:55So no Jaylen Warren. Wow, just absolutely took that Tyler Allgeier 36 ball to the face.
7:02What a what a completely completely insane team that is.
7:11Oh, what a what a freaking running back room. That that Allgeier that Allgeier game um completely completely insane. Uh JSN, T. Higgins, Mike Evans, Michael
7:20Wilson, Matthew Golden, Kalosh Kiar, Trey Tucker, AJ Barner, Fryermuth, and Stowers. How about that?
7:26Eli Eli Stowers on the number one team. I got to tweet that. I got to tweet that.
7:35Eli Stowers is on the highest scoring team in Best Ball Mania.
7:42That is so funny, man. Of all of all players.
7:47Uh does anyone we know up here? I have Jay Baconator is eighth. Uh a really really good BR player, Jay Baconator.
7:54Burrow, Mahomes, JT, Chase Brown, Javonte, Warren, Mingo, Guy, T. Watson, Cooper. A lot of ping-ponging weeks at wide receiver for Jay Baconator here. T.
8:04Watson, Cooper, Boston, Trey Tucker, Deebo Samuel, Jermie, Ted Hurst, Fan, Kelsey, Kiseki. Wow, respect, respect my goat. All right, I want to go back and
8:13look at some of my own teams here.
8:16Stowers, Stowers honestly really could be live in week 17. That's actually that's actually a great point. Um, Stowers like the Eagles are heading into
8:26tank zones, the likes of which we've never seen.
8:30There there is nothing there is absolutely nothing left in their season in any way, shape or form.
8:37All right, let's look at some more of these teams.
8:42Uh, let's look at April 29th. That's kind of interesting. April 29th I drafted Burrow, Dak and Darnold, three quarterbacks, Chase Brown, Bucky, Tuton,
8:52respect my goat. Keeton Mitchell has applied to this team and Katron, not a great pick. JSN, Pickens, Addison, wow, Golden, Calvin Ridley, Tyree Kill not doing
9:02much, Kyle Pitts, Jake Ferguson and Ol T Ferg. This is actually such a great point. Um, the Eagles are definitely a
9:10team that views absolutely nothing as sacred where they are the the Eagles are fine to embrace the tank.
9:17I thought this was strange that the Eagles said according to Saquon Barkley, the Eagles told Barkley they're not trading him.
9:28I don't know about that. I don't I don't know about that, Jim.
9:32Kind of miss Tony Romo. Do you guys kind of miss Tony Romo?
9:35Yeah, I I I would imagine if a team comes correct for Barkley, I would imagine that he will in fact get
9:43traded.
9:44That that would just be that would just be my professional opinion.
9:47Why would you why would you not trade Barkley if someone wanted? What's my lowest scoring team that's advancing?
9:52All right, lowest scoring team that's advancing 941 Hurts and Mahomes, well, rip. I guess Mahomes has already passed his bye week.
10:02Gibbs, Bucky, Dowdle, C Rod, that's funny.
10:06Keeton Mitchell, Tank Bigsby, Rashi Rice, George Pickens, Jamo, DK Metcalf, Boston, Antonio Williams, Brennan Thompson, Travis Kelsey, Eli Stowers, and Freiermuth.
10:17Um, I mean, I think him being washed would make them more likely to trade him, honestly. That would be that would
10:23be my guess is that the more the more washed you are, the more likely you are to be traded.
10:30Um, I mean, look, I could be could be wrong about that, but that is that would be my professional estimation. Yeah, Rashi did look pretty
10:39good, but man, they they got to they got to trade it for a wide receiver. I mean, every insider has reported that the Kansas City Chiefs are
10:48going to trade for a wide receiver, so they really better do it.
10:51Because if I get if I get all these reports, oh, they're going to trade they're going to trade him, they're going to they're they're going to get
10:56Josh Downs, they're going to get Brian Thomas Jr. What about what about two firsts for Garrett Wilson?
11:06I don't know. Two firsts for Garrett Wilson.
11:09All right, what's my Oh, never mind. I have another lower scoring team that is advancing. Although PD says this is only
11:1411%. Well, yeah, as it should be. This team sucks. Dart, Willis, Ward not happening.
11:20Uh, so we can go ahead and write that one off. All right, my lowest scoring team that has double digit chances to
11:27advance. PD says this has a 33% chance to advance. Lawrence, Darnold, Mendoza, Breece Scatabo Warren JCM Calen Black.
11:36So this team is just getting no points at running back this week. The only running back points that this team is
11:41getting is from Jaylen Warren.
11:45Cuz Breece was out, Scatabo on bye, JCM out, Calen Black on bye. Has Jaylen Has JSN did get a touchdown from Jaylen
11:54Waddle and Brian Thomas and Stefon Diggs. Uh, nothing from Travis Hunter, Calvin Ridley, and then Zay on left, and then Bowers and Chig.
12:03So actually that team's going to get some And then a lot of dead teams here.
12:06All right, this team is 149 points back.
12:10I'm going to guess I'm going to go ahead and guess there's no chance on on this one. Purdy, Daniel Jones, zero points contributed, Geno. Gibbs,
12:19Love, Tutu, Aaron Jones. Well, maybe this team is kind of alive.
12:23mean, n absolutely zero what well, except they got 80 Mitchell points this week. Warren, and Kolar.
12:31I don't know. I mean, some of these some of these are are uh are fair like it's kind of funny. 902
12:39points, 24 points back. 900 points, 132 points back.
12:44So I guess some of these pods are just fairly weak.
12:48Like this team Okay, this team is 20% to advance. Mahomes and Lawrence, Walker and Tutu. What a freaking one two punch
12:57at running back, man.
12:59Jonathan Brooks, Rip, Tajae Spears, Dylan Samson, Lamb, Rice, BTJ, Pittman, who's apparently going to try and play next week. Diggs, Hunter, Deebo, Mooney,
13:09Loveland, Strange, and Mount Washington.
13:17Uh I mean, the the Chiefs are uh the Chiefs are capped on salary space, but there's always money in the banana stand. So I was
13:26worried that it might be Juwan Jennings as well, but the apparently Juwan Jennings just told the 49ers to to go screw themselves.
13:36So how how can you tell the 49ers I don't want to play for you? I mean, that is that is insane actually
13:43for Juwan Jennings to say I don't want to play. Come on, that's crazy.
13:50Uh let's filter by Caleb Williams and Luther Burden teams to see what we're sweating tonight.
13:59Caleb Williams and Luther Burden. I'm advancing zero.
14:04So as of right now, before Monday Night Football, I'm advancing zero Caleb Williams Luther Burden teams.
14:12That feels unfair.
14:15This team is 12 points behind.
14:17Caleb Williams, Dart, Stroud, Gibbs, Scat, from a lot of these teams look the same.
14:23So burden points coming in. So burden would score Actually, burden's points would almost for sure count for me cuz burden's points are either going to hit
14:31in the flex or for wide receiver three.
14:34And then is that team Is this team even getting Yeah, this team's not even getting quarterback points right now.
14:39So I'm going to go ahead I'm going to go ahead and count that team as advancing.
14:43So I'm actually advancing 31 teams. This team is only 6% to advance, but it's 21 points behind.
14:52Williams and Mahomes, Gentry, Tuton, Dowdle, Emmit Johnson, huge Emmit Johnson game and a huge Braylon Allen game.
15:01Justin Jefferson, Jaylen Waddle, Luther Burden, Matthew Golden. So what? I guess I guess I might not even use these burden points
15:10here because Tuton, Dowdle, Emmit, Braylon. So I I I probably I'll only use burden's points if he beats Jefferson. So that's like a pretty
15:21good game.
15:23Down 32 on FFPC with AJ Barner and Burden to go. Am I cooked? No, you are You are not cooked at all, brother.
15:31Burden Burden's getting 32 points himself, I would say.
15:37Um okay, this team is 64 points behind and really does not have very many quarterback points at all. Caleb Williams What did How many points did
15:47Rodgers get this week? Um he probably he probably didn't get He probably didn't get that many.
15:57Bijan did bad. Montgomery didn't play.
16:00Warren had a good game. Wow, so I'm eating like no running back points here.
16:04Neighbor zero, Nico zero, Pittman zero, Stribling zero, Coop I'm This team sucks. This team This team is getting zero.
16:15Go click on the week eight bar. Wow, respect my Yeah, this team, look at this. This is wild, dude. Look at how
16:23bad this is. So, this team was clearly advancing before.
16:27This is so funny, dude. Five points from Rogers, seven points from Bijan, 20 from Warren. I currently am getting zero
16:36wide receiver points on this team.
16:40Look at that, dude.
16:42I am I am currently getting zero.
16:45Neighbors, zero. Collins, zero. Pittman, zero. Stribling, zero. Cooper, zero.
16:51Judy, zero. That is that is sick.
16:55Oh my gosh.
16:57And it's not that's not even a bye week thing.
17:00That's just that's just bad luck. Judy played, Cooper played. That is an that is unreal.
17:07That is incredible, man.
17:09Wow.
17:10I mean, that's the kind of stuff when when when people ask me, you know, hey Davis, why um why don't you advance more teams, Davis?
17:22Why are you why are you only advancing above average?
17:26Why are you not advancing 50% of your teams? I'll point stuff out like this where it's like there there's no controlling this.
17:35This is just this is just the universe conspiring against me to keep me from being the best to ever do it, man.
17:44That that's that is disgusting stuff right there.
17:47All right, this team 2% to advance.
17:50Actually getting good points this week.
17:52Williams and Stafford.
17:55So, the Rams are past their bye week.
17:56The Bears are not past their bye week, correct?
18:01Montgomery sucks. Warren good. Mason gain got 14 from Gainwell and freaking 22 from Emmit Johnson. Um I will almost certainly be using Luther Burden's
18:12points tonight. Uh Luther Burden not getting three would be a huge upset.
18:19And then the rest of these are zeros.
18:21Well, that's a little bit unfortunate.
18:22Well, why can I, can I look, how do I look at, I'd actually like to look at the big board then.
18:28I'd like to find, there you go. There's some, there's some good stuff.
18:32some good stuff.
18:33I mean this week, Marker is making a good point, which is that this week was a real week of halves and have nots where there
18:42are going to be some teams that posted six scores. Like if you had a Joe Burrow team, you would have a team that posted like
18:50an absurd score. But think about all the teams that that stunk this week, right? So if you have any Raven stuff, they got killed.
19:00Cowboys stuff did horrible this week. So any kind of any kind of Dak, Jabonte, Lamb, Pickens, Ferguson team airball.
19:10Lions stuff more or less airball. Colts total airball. Raiders Jets stuff smashed, but Kirk Cousins was not 100% drafted. Browns total airball. I guess
19:21Watson got 324 yd.
19:24Falcons airball. Buccaneers outside of Irving and Gainwell airball. Chargers insane zeros. Rams Kyren and Corum did well. Puka had an oak, I think Puka got
19:34well like 24 but not you know unbelievable. Chiefs receivers outside of Rashee did quite bad.
19:42Patriots you know AJ Brown zero, Hunter Henry zero, May had an okay game, not a great game. Dolphin stuff actually did
19:49okay. Eagles zeros. So just zeros all around.
19:55Zeros everywhere.
19:59That's the way she goes. All right, hey sweating out a big board team here, 59 points behind, but Caleb Williams to go 131 this week and
20:08I've got Burden replacing IO Manor and that's it. Burden, Burden replacing IO Manor and then do I have any Seahawks on this
20:19team?
20:20No.
20:21Shout out to me though and Caleb replacing Gino on that team.
20:27Uh, Jamo, Jamo had like 17 Okay, Rams have not had their bye yet. My bad.
20:35I mean, let's actually I want to look at the big board overall.
20:39My best big board team is in 872nd.
20:43Only 99% to advance, not 100% according to PD.
20:48We've got Dart who's dead, Malik Willis and Rogers. Should taken four quarterbacks.
20:53Is that the Is that the new meta? Is taking Is taking four quarterbacks in the big board, the new meta? Don't
21:01Don't I wish I rather Don't I wish that I had um Aaron Rogers instead of Nicholas Singleton?
21:08Dart Willis Rogers Gentry Walker Kyren, Pollard, Emmit Johnson.
21:13Wide receivers, T, Tate, Watson, Addison, Reek, LOL, Velay. I did take four tight ends on this team, Laporta, Sadiq, Chig and Mike Gesicki. Yeah,
21:23Gibbs Gibbs had 150 and a tud. I I mean, that's even that's even kind of like a down game for him, frankly. Like if you're being if
21:31you're being really honest, that's actually that's actually kind of a bad game for Gibbs.
21:36Who is a guy that's been great or smashing all year but is likely to be a zero in the playoffs? That's a good
21:41question. You guys You guys answer that.
21:44Let's go to the players.
21:46So overall, most advancing I mean, I hate to be the I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
21:53Isn't Isn't the answer to this question of who is a guy who's been a smash all year but a zero in the playoffs?
21:59Uh, isn't isn't it Isn't it Chuba Hubbard?
22:04Why Why would it not be Why would it not be Chuba Hubbard? In my opinion, it it is most cuz cuz Brooks is going to come
22:10back.
22:11We we have seen Bryce Young play quite quite bad.
22:16Like if we're being if we're being really honest, he's he's played pretty bad. Isn't Isn't it Or Or Pollard. I mean, Pollard is maybe
22:23even a more obvious answer actually.
22:27That's actually, that's actually probably the better answer.
22:31I think, I think that is, I think that is probably correct.
22:34Yeah.
22:36I mean it brings me, it brings me no joy to report it, but I think that's probably true. Um I don't, I don't, it could be Ken
22:44Walker. It could be Ken Walker. The Chiefs have looked dreadful.
22:48The Chiefs, I mean they, they have looked like um you know one of the, one of the worst teams in the National Football League
22:56the most recent two weeks, so it could be that.
23:00Yeah, Pollard is not going to keep scoring three touchdowns a game.
23:04That's true.
23:05Uh I'm, okay let's go look at my overall portfolio. I, I, I have been saving this stuff for the stream because I
23:13don't, I don't want to know.
23:15We're up to 460 advancing teams on 438 expected, 447 baseline.
23:22We're advancing 30 in BBM, 38 in the big board, 29 in the fast puppy, field general, whatever. I, I, I didn't think I was
23:31really going to be all that good in there.
23:35It's not, it's not about Brooks being a threat. Like I think you, I think you guys are right that Brooks is not better
23:41than Chuba Hubbard. It's just like honestly it's like, it's a very similar to what we saw with Hubbard and Dowdle last year where it's just like I don't
23:48know, coaches just kind of try stuff.
23:51Hubbard, Hubbard is obviously a good player, but I don't think Chuba Hubbard is a great player. I don't know if he's
23:55like a defining team you know or, or, or a defining player of a team. Maybe that could be wrong.
24:02Um I'm pretty much above average in like most of these.
24:08Above average expected advance rate in all the puppies.
24:12Um looks like my little Dalmatian fives were terrible. All right, who do we think is the culprit of this?
24:19Who do we think is the culprit? We got to search for uh deselect all little Dalmatian five. Why do we think my
24:25little Dalmatian five teams are terrible?
24:28I'm going to guess I probably did something bad with my rules, like or or with my rankings there.
24:34Little Dalmatian five. Oh, no, it's Mike Washington.
24:38This was the one where I ranked Mike Washington at like 80 because it this was the this was the prayer this was the prayer circle night.
24:47Like literally the night they did this Look at how dust ball these exposures are. It's not it's not worthy. It's it's Mike
24:54Washington.
24:56It's that I it's that I I ranked I ranked Mike Washington at like I think like 65 maybe or something and I I auto
25:05drafted all these. How funny is that though that I ranked Mike Washington that high and only got 79 %.
25:13That meant that meant that other people were also going in in this contest doing that.
25:19I was not the only Mike Washington panicker.
25:23Um I mean just a lot of huge dust balls here. Worthy dust ball price dust ball, Trey Harris dust ball, Jaylen Noll dust
25:30ball, Cyrus Allen dust ball, uh Emeka Egbuka dust ball, Trevon Henderson dust ball, Mark Andrews dust ball,
25:42Stribling zero, Pat Bryant effective zero, down zero.
25:49Uh what is the field advance rate for Golden? Well, I mean this is just a random contest.
25:5547 %. I mean this is this is one contest. This is a uh $1 contest that was open for about 16
26:04days or 16 hours.
26:07So random stuff is going to happen.
26:13Um well okay, what about what about the other little Dalmatian? So little Dalmatian one.
26:20Tuton jam, Caleb Williams jam, advancing above the field average unworthy, Jayden Reed rip.
26:28So why am I advancing so many teams?
26:32You know what I bet it is? I bet it's because I just have a bunch of early running backs.
26:39Ton of exposure to Uh, well this doesn't even make any sense.
26:46I I guess it is just a cumulative thing.
26:50And I must I don't know.
26:52Why these exposures are not good in this contest?
26:56I guess it really is just Tuiting, honestly probably.
27:03All right, that's a little Damion one.
27:07I I'm just very curious about this cuz I haven't looked at these at all cuz these are all auto drafted.
27:13Little down two, Jonathan Brooks, don't think that's going to work.
27:17Tuiting and Pollard jam.
27:20Advancing 2.9% of my Jadan Price teams.
27:24A lot of Colby Parkinson in there randomly.
27:28Diggs Mitchell Harvey what?
27:32These are just bizarre exposures, dude.
27:36But I have a bunch of early running backs, so I have a bunch of Warren.
27:40I have a bunch of Well Maybe I think it I think it might just be that I am the best ever do it. Oh, oh, that's probably
27:51it. Well, is is that right?
27:55Coolers, I don't I don't think that's right because it's based 25 Oh, no, that is right. It is three advance. Okay.
28:02Okay, that is why. That is why.
28:06Okay.
28:07That makes sense. That makes more sense.
28:11Um All right, what are some of these What were some of the other high dollar contests?
28:16The Chow Chow.
28:18All right, let's go look at Let's go look at the Chow Chow.
28:22Cuz I haven't I have not looked at these side contests at all.
28:28All right.
28:29The Chow Chow.
28:32Got to refresh this page.
28:34Shout out to Shout out to my guy, PD.
28:38All right, the Chao Chao username Davis Maddock.
28:44All right, I don't remember this contest at all, but I hope these teams are good.
28:48Um, would I rather have Chuba or Jeremiah Love the rest of the season? I mean, it's it's it's got to be Chuba.
28:55Like has to be.
28:57Right?
28:59All right. Uh, wow, 133rd, 152nd. So and then three teams that are like a lock to get through and then three teams that
29:07are completely stone dead.
29:10All right. Mahomes, well, Willis and Rogers, Gibbs, Etienne, Pollard, Aaron Jones, Kamara. So four live bodies at running back. Rashi,
29:21dead Adams, Lemon, Worthy, Boston, Boots Booty Sarratt McBride Kelsey Friermuth. That is a pretty good team.
29:31I don't I don't think it's Chuba by a mile.
29:35Is that Is that crazy for me that I don't think it 's Chuba by a mile?
29:39I'm I'm very much um leaving the light on for Jeremiah Love. And I guess I guess maybe I should um stop leaving the uh I guess I should
29:49maybe stop leaving the light on.
29:53That team's okay.
29:55Burrow Goff Brissett well RIP.
29:57Jacoby's done now. Jeremiah Love. Wow, hard to advance a Jeremiah Love team.
30:02Jeremiah Love the uh Is People are asking, is Jeremiah Love the low advance rate hammer this year?
30:13Woody Marks, Marshawn Lloyd, all bad.
30:16Chase Neighbors, that's Chase and Neighbors is sick.
30:19Jamo, Michael Wilson, respect my goat, Trey Tucker, Jauan Jennings, Elijah Sarratt Laporta Kincaid and Gesicki.
30:31Trevor Lawrence, Sam Darnold, Derrick Henry, Treylon Henderson, all-time bad pick.
30:37Now, this is a good question. Will Jeremiah Love ever have two healthy ankles?
30:42I'm no idea, but it's it's seeming like probably no.
30:46JSN, Devonta Smith, Byrd, and P. Wash respect my go Golden. Dude, Byrd, P. Wash, Golden, the triumvirate of Madden receivers right there.
30:57Strange, AJ Barner. And how about this?
31:00A team that is currently Oh dude, that's so sick. Currently counting Eli Stowers's points.
31:08We did it, boys. We got Eli Stowers's points to count in fantasy football.
31:14That is that is so beautiful. I'm loving that.
31:19So saying how uh jover it is for Gentry, I mean, it depends on who you ask or who
31:31you believe because there are some people saying that it was a How how would you say this? That it was like a soft benching
31:40where they were saying, you know, the reason why Gentry wasn't playing was that he had those comments about the Jets players not wanting to
31:48tackle him and that the coaches were like making him play third downs.
31:54I don't know.
31:56I don't know. All right, let's do everyone's favorite activity and let's do the dead list. So we're going to go to Best Ball Mania database
32:04and we are going to put in we're going to put in the dead list. Uh I know ADP matters, but Joe Mixon has a
32:11better advance rate than ETN, Hampton, and Henderson. That is beautiful. I actually do think that's beautiful. All right, so we have Jayden Higgins, well
32:19Jayden Reed, Jayden Higgins, we have Ricky Pearsall, we have Brandon Aiyuk,
32:28we have got uh Lamar Jackson.
32:32Lamar Jackson, I think is going to be out for the year. Um who else?
32:37Who else is for the year? 2026 BBM ADP.
32:45Cuz there there's a website that shows the ADP next to uh to all the injuries.
32:53So who else is out for the season?
32:56Uh Dart, yes, Jackson Dart out for the rest of the year. Jalen Hurts out for the rest of the season.
33:03Uh Stribling, we have got Chris Brazell is out for the rest of the season.
33:10Um Devonta Smith, I don't think is confirmed out for the rest of the year.
33:15Remember, this is the real dead list.
33:17This is not the this is not the spiritually dead list. This is the real for real.
33:22Uh you know what?
33:24Okay, A Chan.
33:25You know what? I'm also going to put AJ Brown in here because I think AJ Brown is toast. My opinion would be that he is
33:33not coming back.
33:34That it's it's he has this degenerative knee condition.
33:38Devonta Adams is on here. I I think that AJ Brown has this degenerative knee condition. He has got an ankle injury
33:46and he also just I don't I don't think we see it, man. I don't think we see it. So I'm not
33:52putting Herbert on here. I'm not putting Gentry on here. We're only putting guys who are who are legitimately injured and not playing.
34:00Um we got I mean, honestly, Zay Flowers feel spiritually dead. ETN feels Those those guys are going on the next list.
34:12I mean, yes, all the Ravens are dead, but I'm only putting the ones who got like I'm guys who are are currently
34:18injured right now. Scatabu also feels spiritually dead. Montgomery feels spiritually dead, but we're going to we're going to save those guys. Who else
34:26is like legitimately out? Jalen McMillan.
34:30Jalen McMillan. We're also putting him on there.
34:34Um Tyquan Thornton, yeah, rip.
34:37That's a that's a big I mean, Tyquan Thornton, boy do the Chiefs miss Tyquan Thornton man?
34:41Um, I think Igabuka is coming back. Why is Scatabu dead? He's awful.
34:49Is mostly it. And they might trade for Jonathan Taylor.
34:52I would say is the biggest reason.
34:54Um, oh, did I put Stribling on there? I think A. Chane might come back this week.
35:00Um, Pap Ryan, I think Pap Ryan's I think supposedly coming back next week.
35:07Um, who else is in? I mean, Evans is coming back. I mean, okay, here's here Naji. Sure, Naji, whatever.
35:17Naji, Eric Alt.
35:19I mean, there's got to be more guys.
35:23Uh, all right, let's see.
35:26Johnny says Etienne's not coming back. Travis Etienne hamstring.
35:33Most recent update, Saints undecided on his return.
35:41Uh, Pittman also coming back. Ferguson also coming back. Tyson also coming back.
35:48Uh, does Romeo Dubbs ever contribute?
35:52The I think I think Romeo Dubbs is is pretty spiritually dead.
35:56But he will probably play again this year.
35:59Uh, I will put Jonathan Brooks on this list to placate you guys.
36:03How about that? I'll put Jonathan Brooks on there.
36:07Who else is I mean, QJ pretty spiritually dead, but not actually.
36:12Alec Pierce, I'll put Alec Pierce on the list. Alec Pierce is never playing again. Why would Alec Pierce play?
36:18Um, Maddock, what is the meaning of Breece Hall deleting his X account? He's probably just really annoyed.
36:26Would I take Jonathan Taylor for Henley press a piece? Sure, I guess. I don't know. I mean, that that feels like a
36:32truly impossible situation. Like who knows?
36:35Who else? I mean, Lloyd is not technically dead.
36:38Got Jaden Reed on there.
36:41Who else is like legitimately out?
36:44Uh, Reeds, okay, and Njoku, yeah. David Njoku.
36:49So, I haven't gotten a Oh, Suratt. Yeah, Suratt is actually dead. Suratt is actually dead. Uh Devonta Smith doesn't
36:56feel clear yet.
37:03Uh I think I think JCM I think JCM is is coming back next week.
37:10Who else is out for the rest of the I mean, there's a lot of guys who are injured like Okay, Jake Ferguson. Jake
37:16Ferguson just did his ankle. Uh Malik Davis.
37:21Malik Davis.
37:24Uh Oh no. I told you to bench Gunnar Holm, non-ball knower. Bigsby Yeah, Bigsby, McLaurin,
37:35uh Tank Bigsby, Terry McLaurin. Although, theoretically, Bigsby can come back.
37:41Uh Pacheco. Yeah, Pacheco is out for the rest of the year.
37:48There was a list I used last week.
37:512026 Bestball ADP. I got to find this list that I used that had the players with their little It had their injury status next to them
38:02and it made it really easy to look up.
38:05Uh Harvey. Sure, Harvey.
38:09James Connor.
38:10I mean, James Connor White James Connor is still technically on the Arizona roster. Uh Arroyo.
38:17So, apparently, Connor injured his foot at some point in training camp.
38:24I'm not I'm We'll We'll put the Ravens guys on the spiritually dead list.
38:29All right, I'm running I 'm running this one.
38:31So, right as of right now, before running this filter, there are 672,324 teams in Bestball Mania.
38:40Taking all these guys off.
38:43And it's going to take a little bit to run here.
38:45Uh we go down to 119,580 teams. However, this is always very funny,
38:55that still only gets you to a 24% advance rate.
38:59So even if you eliminate all these guys who are dead, No, A Chain's on there. A Chain's on there.
39:07Even if you eliminate all those guys, they're still you still only get to a 24% Wait, is this real? Jameis to the
39:15Ravens?
39:18No way.
39:21Come on, dude.
39:22That's not real. It needs to be real.
39:27Oh yeah, Caleb Johnson is pretty dead.
39:31Terry's on there.
39:33Uh, yeah, it does make your expected advance rate 50% more.
39:39Okay. Hey, my bad, my bad. I wasn't reading the chat. My bad. Okay.
39:43So that is the that is the real dead list. Your your expected advance rate, if you fade all those guys, gets you to
39:5220% 26%. Now we can do the spiritually dead. So now we can do Zay Flowers, we can do Xavier Worthy, we can do Mark
40:01Andrews, we can do Derrick Henry, we can do David Montgomery.
40:07Uh, who else is spiritually dead?
40:10Who who else who else do you look at and you go, no chance, bro.
40:14No chance. Uh, I'm not I I can't I can't put Breece Hall, bro.
40:20I'll put Hampton on.
40:25Here's the deal, bro.
40:26Here's the deal about about Ashton Janty.
40:30I I don't believe that you guys really believe this.
40:36I I don't think that you guys hate Ashton Janty as much as you say. I really don't.
40:44I in in my opinion, I think you guys are are being dramatic.
40:50I I I I I think you're I think you're I think you're over. Also, Zay Flowers is not going to be fine.
40:58Very much very much not going to be fine. Marker, you are you are reverse coping.
41:07It's it's it's not happening, brother.
41:09You are you are reverse coping.
41:11Um Daniel Jones, yes. Daniel Jones, sure. Daniel Jones, Josh Downs, yeah. These these guys are these guys are dead.
41:20Um Trevion, yeah. Trevion feels pretty dead.
41:28Uh I'm I'm yes, I'm comfortable declaring Henderson spiritually dead. I'm I'm not I'm definitely not putting Tyler Warren on here after a 10 target game.
41:37Um I'm also not putting I'm not putting Kyler on the list after his first 20 point game.
41:44Not not doing that. Not doing that.
41:46Well, I have bad news for you about Huntley because Huntley has turf toe, brother.
41:54Uh yes, Juwan Johnson is very spiritually dead.
41:58Yes, that is that is true.
42:00Um Jeremiah Love, do we think do we think Jeremiah Love is spiritually dead?
42:08Who is the worst wide receiver you'd feel fine getting Zay Flowers for?
42:15Um I think if you have Zay Flowers in a redraft league, you you cannot you cannot trade him.
42:24What is there what what because any wide receiver you get they're just going to they're just going to dunk on you.
42:35There's there's there's no chance.
42:37There's no chance.
42:40Like you you're just you're just sticking it out.
42:43Uh I mean yeah, Godwin Godwin is dead.
42:45Uh I would definitely not trade for Devante Adams. I personally don't think Devante Adams is going to make it back in time. I could be wrong. I'm not a
42:55doctor. In fact, I'm I'm very much not a doctor.
42:58I mean, sure, yeah.
43:00Yeah, Cole Kmet is dead.
43:02All right, this brings us down to how many teams?
43:08This brings us down to 46,133 teams.
43:13The highest ranking team without any of these dead players is Drake May Well, there you go. Already one, Jacoby.
43:18Jacoby is dead. We are we are not going to see Jacoby again this season.
43:23Um Sutton, dead. Yeah, Sutton is dead.
43:29Uh Sutton Courtland Sutton. Courtland Sutton still is not topped 10 10 PPR points.
43:36Picture Josh Downs on the 49ers. I'd like to picture Josh Downs on the Kansas City Chiefs.
43:42Uh Dobbins. Yeah, Dobbins is a good one.
43:45Dobbins, 1.7 points yesterday with no RJ Harvey, no Tyler Badie.
43:51Yeah, Lamar's not playing this year. I I already I already got Kareem to um to beat me on that one. Adams is on the
44:01list. Malik Davis is on the list. I mean, sure, yeah. Calvin Ridley, Jayden Blue.
44:06Calvin Ridley and Jayden Blue.
44:11All right, here is the entire list.
44:13Listen close.
44:15Jayden Reed, Jayden Higgins, Ricky Pearsall, Brandon Aiyuk, Lamar Jackson, Jackson Dart, Jalen Hurts, Jahan Dotson, Chris Olave, Devon Achane, AJ Brown,
44:23Jaylen Waddle, Devonta Adams, Jaylen McMillan, Tankwon Thornton, Naji Harris, Erick All, Jonathan Brooks, Alec Pierce, David Njoku, Elijah Soratt, Malik Davis,
44:30Tank Bigsby, Terry McLaurin, Isaiah Pacheco, RJ Harvey, James Conner, Elijah Arroyo, Zay Flowers, Xavier Worthy, Mark Andrews, uh Derek Henry, David Montgomery, Amari Hampton, Daniel
44:41Jones, Josh Downs, Treylon Burks, Juwan Johnson, Cole Kmet, Jacoby Brissett, Courtland Sutton, JK Dobbins, Calvin Ridley, Jayden Blue. I'm also putting Ladd
44:49McConkey on this list. I also putting Quentin Johnson on this list. I'm also putting Ar'Darius Gaston on this list.
44:54I'm going to put Keaton, Mitchell on this list, and I'm going to put Kamani Vydell on this list narrator, dude, because you you like
45:15Ladd, so you think he's fine. You don't like Genti. I mean, come on, bro. Come on.
45:21Okay, yes. Got to put Got to put Kolar on there.
45:24Um got to put Kolar on there. Got to put Marvin Harrison Jr. on there. All right, let's run.
45:31Let's run it.
45:35All right, we are down to 16,358 teams, the best team in Bestball Mania with no dead players, Joe Burrow and Dak.
45:45This guy has freaking Jacob Saylors on his team.
45:49Bucky, Jaylen Warren, Chuba Hubbard, Kyle Monangai, Kaylen Black, Jacob Saylors, JSN, Malik Neighbors, P Wash, Coker, Jacoby Lane, Trey Tucker, Ryan
45:58Flournoy, Ted Ginn Jr., Trey McBride, Mike Gesicki. All right, got to put Got to put Jacob Saylors on there. We got to
46:04keep going through the list until we find the perfect perfect 18-man roster.
46:12Uh you know what? You know what? Jacoby Lane is dead.
46:15Jacoby Lane is dead. All right, here's the team in sixth.
46:19Burrow, Love, Young, they're all live.
46:21Genti, Walker, Hubbard, C Rod, Brian Robinson, T, Tateroy McMillan, Christian Watson, Jordan Addison, Jaylen Coker, Trey Tucker, Rashad Bateman, George
46:31Kittle, Firemuth, and Gesicki.
46:36All right, I have a I actually have a new idea. So I have a new idea.
46:41We are going to select our favorite pick from each round and see if we can find the perfect team in Bestball Mania.
46:48Okay?
46:49So follow me follow me on this. So we pick our favorite like our our best pick from the I guess let's skip the first
46:56round. Let's the first round to leave it.
47:00Um, was going to say let's let's skip the first round so that it it opens us up. So let's go second round. So from
47:1013 to 24 who do we think is the best pick? Do we think it's Bowers?
47:16Do we think it's Walker or do we think it's Neighbors? I think it's I I think it's K9. I I think it's Walker.
47:24I I think it's Walker. So I'm going to say I'm going to put I'm going to put Kenneth Walker in um because I want to
47:31because because this is my show. I think it 's Walker.
47:37Yeah. Um, okay. We're going to go Walker one. All right. So then from London to Waddle. So we have London, Javonte,
47:46McBride, De'Von Achane, Kyren, Allen, Love, Flowers, Ladd, Pitts, Waddle. It's got to be it's got to be McBride, right?
47:57Yeah, pay pay up Carrane. Pay up Pat Carrane.
48:00All right. I think I think best I don't think it's it's got to be McBride over Kyren. It's got it's definitely not Josh Allen. I think there
48:08are too many good late quarterbacks for it to be Josh Allen.
48:12I I'm overruling you guys. It's McBride.
48:15It's it is not [ __ ] Josh Allen.
48:18You guys are you guys are full of [ __ ] It is not Josh Allen. It is Trey McBride.
48:24Legit legit full of [ __ ] You guys are all you guys are all chess Liam uh uh you guys are all chess Liam fanboys. It
48:32is not freaking Josh Allen.
48:36All right. So then from Travis Etienne until P Wash. So we've got Etienne, Wilson T Loveland Swift Moore Igboeka Tet Burton Montgomery
48:48Scatabo, Jamol, Bucky, P Wash.
48:51I think it's I think it's it's T.
48:56It's T or Swift. I I would it's T or Swift.
49:03Now, if we do if we do T, it's going to really limit the amount of available teams. If we do Swift or we do Bucky,
49:14it's going to widen the pool of teams.
49:16It's going to make this exercise more possible. T was not a T was not a fourth round pick that often.
49:24Like here. Actually, let's just run here. Let's just run it with T right now. So if we do it with T,
49:31this brings us down to 120 teams overall. If we do it with Swift, it's going to be way more teams.
49:41Right?
49:45What do you mean What do you mean it is Okay, well I'm [ __ ] I'm wrong anyway.
49:48I'm wrong anyway.
49:50So So never mind. I'm wrong anyway. I I'm I Hey, I'm wrong anyway. Okay? There was more There was more T teams.
49:57There was more There was more T.
50:02Okay.
50:03Uh Okay, so from Bucky, P Wash, Adams, Tuton Price Lamar Watson McLaurin Judkins, Rome, Mike Evans, Rhamondre.
50:15Um yeah.
50:18They should add player X or player Y and player A or player Z. I think it's I actually I I actually I'm going to side I'm going
50:27to side against I'm going to side against myself. I actually don't think it's Tuton. I actually do think it's Watson.
50:34I actually do think Watson is a better pick.
50:38I I think I think you I think you have to say Deshaun Watson has been a better pick.
50:44I Look, I I wanted to be Tuton. Bucky Bucky was available in the fifth for such a small period of time.
50:52Like if I if I put Bucky in here, Bucky or there's going to We're going to We're going to be down We're going to be
50:59down to no teams.
51:02Seven teams. We're already down to seven teams.
51:05So, so I think we got to I think we do Watson.
51:11I mean maybe maybe this will be wrong.
51:13Four Okay, 14 teams. We're breaking it.
51:16Did I say Did I say Deshaun Watson?
51:19I got Deshaun Watson on the brain.
51:21All right. I mean look we're already down We're already down to We're already down to to 14 total teams. Although this
51:28poor guy right here, imagine imagine you're this guy Imagine you're Jim Apollo right here
51:36who who PD says is only 23% to advance.
51:40Imagine Imagine you're this guy.
51:44How bad is this team? Oh no, it's not very good.
51:48Oh no, his team is bad. Dart, Willis, Rogers Cook Walker Bigsby Spears Tucker. He freaking took DJ Moore. Oh
51:57no, HE TOOK SUTTON. OH NO.
52:00OH NO.
52:03OH NO, DUDE. HE TOOK SUTTON.
52:06Never take Never take Sutton, bro.
52:09Never.
52:11Come on, dude. Don't take Courtland Sutton. Oh no.
52:15Oh, poor Jim Apollo, bro.
52:20He dropped the baby and he has David and Joku.
52:24Oh.
52:25Would you buy this team for $100? I would not buy this team for $100 personally.
52:32Oh no. Oh no, Jim. Poor Jim, dude.
52:37Tough. Okay. All right. Well, hey, respect my guy. Hey, this is our friend.
52:41This is our This is our boy JR 71 Ball.
52:43This is our guy right here.
52:46Uh Purdy, Schuck, Darnold, Walker, Barkley sucks. Algier, Tracy. He's living on a prayer here at running back.
52:55T Higgins, Mike Evans, Christian Watson, Golden, Wicks, Naylor, Valet, Hut Hey, he's going to get maybe some Tremick Bride and Kittle.
53:05>> [snorts] >> Okay, we got to we got to look at the best team with these guys. All right, so my guy Doc JP
53:12has Burrow and Purdy.
53:14Oh, a true zero running back team.
53:17Or a hero running back. Walker, Corum, Hubbard Gainwell Kamara Lloyd, Lakin Tomlinson, Lamb, Tee Higgins, Coker, McMillan,
53:28Malik Washington, Trey McBride. Okay, so let's remove Walker from this and keep going right?
53:36Let's do let's do So how many teams if we if we remove Walker from this? Oh, still only 86 teams. All right, well,
53:43let's keep going a little bit.
53:45So after Watson, who is the best pick in round six? I mean, basically just Jaylen Warren.
53:51There's like no other candidate.
53:56Like rounds These were the round six picks.
54:00Tyler Warren, Marvin Harrison I guess Burrow was good and May was okay. QJ, Henderson, Godwin, Tate, BTJ. I mean, some of the the the loseriest loosey
54:11picks.
54:13Um but yeah, it's got to be it's got to be Jaylen Warren.
54:15I I don't see any other argument. It has to be Jaylen Warren.
54:19Only two teams and one of them not advancing. So we have Parley Warrior who is advancing by over 100.
54:27Love, Ward, Gino. Only a four running back team with Gentry, Cook, Warren, and basically a three running back team.
54:34Tee How did this guy This guy like It feels like his team lost a draft pick.
54:44Tee Higgins, Christian Watson. I guess he took Alec Pierce. I mean, this does this not just go to show you how
54:50freaking hard this is?
54:52Like how hard is Best Ball, dude?
54:56It it is it is such an impossible activity, man. How does anyone How does anyone win at this?
55:05Burrow Burrow is for sure not a better pick than Warren, bro. That's Sundays I mad respect, but you are you are so
55:16wrong bro.
55:28It is I mean, to be fair, it is his fault for taking Pierce.
55:32Courtland Sutton, wow. Likely likely last name for a Courtland Sutton defender to have. Andrew Sutton wants to let us know that Courtland does indeed
55:42have a two touchdown game in him. Yeah, likely likely last name for you to have, sir.
55:49Very likely indeed. Yeah, I'm I'm so sure Andrew Sutton Courtland Sutton has a two touchdown game live in him.
55:58I I think I agree with this. I think if if you could tell me the the the the top quarterback I think has got to be Purdy.
56:05I'll tell you the one thing that keeps Purdy from being um the absolute jam is that all his pass catchers are
56:13injured.
56:19Maybe maybe Love I mean, I assume Love has the highest uh advance rate. Let's go look at the overall advance rate. So
56:25quarterback These are your positive advance rate quarterbacks. Joe Burrow, Jordan Love, Bryce Young, Dakota Rain Prescott, Jared Goff, Drake May.
56:35Josh Allen You guys were saying Josh Allen was the best third round pick.
56:40Josh Allen has a 20% advance rate.
56:45I don't I don't think you're I don't think you're respecting your goat enough.
56:50Stafford Chuck Rogers Purdy Darnold Gino Stroud Mahomes Lawrence.
56:58The lowest advance rate quarterbacks.
57:02Uh the lowest advance rate quarterbacks Shadur Tua Justin Herbert has a six 100%
57:11drafted. Justin Herbert has a 6% advance rate.
57:17Lamar Dude, poor Lamar, man.
57:25And it's really going to get so much worse too.
57:29What is Okay, I got We got to look We got to look this up.
57:33Actually, I I How have I not looked this up yet?
57:37JJ McCarthy JJ McCarthy in Bestball Mania was drafted 600 times, 9.2% advance rate.
57:47How many times was he drafted with Malik Neighbors?
57:53Wow, 50 times?
57:57All right.
57:59Respect Respect my goat.
58:07All right, shout out to these guys.
58:09How What about What about with What about with Likely?
58:14Wow, all right, bro. Someone's got to find me L Someone's got to find me Ladner 33. Trevor Lawrence He drafted Dart and McCarthy.
58:25No chance. No chance did he handcuff his quarterback with JJ McCarthy.
58:31When When did the trade happen? Okay, when did the JJ McCarthy trade happen?
58:38I got to go look at his Wikipedia.
58:41How How How How long did they have to think about this?
58:46Uh New York Giants on September 28th. This happened in this season?
58:52There's no way.
58:55There There's no way.
58:58There's no chance.
59:01What Where did this guy Okay.
59:03Did this guy is from the future, dude.
59:07Come on.
59:10You drafted He was Viking stacking. So he got sniped on Kyler.
59:21No, dude. Come on.
59:31That is All right, man. I got to I got to find this guy.
59:35Where Ladnar33 wherever you are, bro I want to I want to shake your hand.
59:43I I'd like to shake your hand, brother.
59:45I I respect you. You You're a goat.
59:48All right. So that guy was clearly That guy was clearly stacking, right?
59:53Let's see what this guy was doing.
59:56So this guy has Kyler and McCarthy Kyler and Jefferson.
60:02Where's the explanatory variable for how this guy has neighbors and likely?
60:06There's no There's no explanation for this. This guy has Kyler Jeff I guess he was hand he was handcuffing. He was
60:13handcuffing Kyler Murray.
60:16Okay. All right hold Wait, hold on. This is the real test.
60:20No Jefferson.
60:23McCarthy neighbors likely no Jefferson.
60:31What's the What's the week 17 correlation?
60:35I don't know who the Giants play in week 17.
60:39There's no [ __ ] way. There's no way.
60:42There's no chance Tony Squares. What rabbit hole did we just fall down?
60:50Okay, I got to exclude Dart, too.
60:53Okay. So So Tony What is Tony doing? I don't even Do I even want to look at this team?
61:01Tony drafted Caleb Williams, Jackson Dart, and J.J.
61:05McCarthy.
61:06He drafted Bijan Robinson, David Montgomery, Kyle Monangai, Jonah Coleman, Marshon Lloyd, and Ke'Tron Allen.
61:15He He Rashi Rice.
61:17He drafted neighbors.
61:19So he did Dart neighbors. He drafted DK Metcalf. He drafted Romeo Doubs. He drafted Trey Tucker. He drafted Antonio Williams. So he did Love with Caleb.
61:30But he has Likely and Neighbors with Dart.
61:34But he has no Vikings players.
61:37So why on earth did he draft JJ McCarthy?
61:45Tell me why JJ McCarthy is on this team.
61:48Can you can you can you come up with a reason why he's on this team?
61:53Was do do did Caleb and Dart have the same bye week?
62:00No.
62:02Right?
62:05They they they had they they Come on, dude. Tony Squares, bro.
62:20All right. I got You know what? I am literally going to ask Tony. All All right. You guys are going to see this
62:24happen in real time. I'm literally going to ask I'm going to I'm going to say Tony, explain yourself.
62:31Bestball Mania Tony Squares drafted on July 31st.
62:37All right. This is This is preposterous.
62:40All right.
62:42at Tony Squares.
62:46To at Tony Squares NFL. Explain yourself.
62:50How on July 31st did you draft a Malik Neighbors, Isaiah Likely,
63:01JJ McCarthy stack?
63:06This is the most from the future.
63:13I don't. I literally I I do not ever remember I remember drafting Chedur Sanders.
63:27Guys, it's not about the third quarterback. It's that he has the two freaking he has the two giants. That's the the the crazy part is not drafting
63:36JJ McCarthy. That that part is whatever to me.
63:39The the crazy thing is drafting neighbors and likely together. Why would you not draft why would you not draft Jamis? Oh, did he go to Michigan?
63:52Did he did he go to Michigan? I don't know if this is true. Did did Squires go to Michigan?
64:01Yeah, he's got he's he's got oh, he's got Dart.
64:06He's got Dart. Okay. So so this is it's it's no it's no Dart, right?
64:12So here you go. Here you go. There are there are three there are three teams that have McCarthy, neighbors likely, no
64:24Jefferson, no Dart. Do we add in Addison? All right, how many?
64:30Still two.
64:32Hawkinson.
64:36All right, man. One of these two men is from the future.
64:42One of J Pars J Pars drafted.
64:46This is going to I don't even Okay.
64:50Caleb Williams, Sam Darnold, JJ McCarthy, Tuton, Warren, Gainwell, Rashad White, Tucker, JSN with Darnold, Nico Collins,
65:00neighbors Godwin Jennings Branch Mooney, Loveland with Caleb, likely and Siddiq. This guy is from the future.
65:09This man came back. So whatever you You know what? I'm putting it on I'm putting it on the record right now. J Pars, I
65:16don't know if you're a listener or a viewer.
65:19J Pars, if you are watching, I would like to buy a piece of this team.
65:25Can anyone Can anyone He [ __ ] stacked Jennings. He [ __ ] stacked Jennings.
65:30That's what it is. I I literally forgot to exclude Jennings.
65:35That's what it is. He literally That That's what it is. That makes me dead.
65:41Come on, dude. Jennings All right, does this other guy have Jennings?
65:45This guy is 811 points. Not expected to Not expected to advance.
65:53Does this guy have Jennings? This guy doesn't even have Jennings. So this guy's even more of an alien, but he drafted a terrible team.
66:06Do you Do you think it's just I get You know what? I guess this is fair. I guess I guess I was one of the
66:15the the promulgators of this where 63 quarterbacks did start a game last year.
66:25I mean this this guy's team is awful.
66:29So if if if Cockatiel is from the future, he did not he did not do anything intelligent from the future.
66:37This team is terrible.
66:39Tyler Shuck, Matt Stafford, Sam Darnold, JJ McCarthy, Chase Brown, Javonte, Jadarian Price Okay, Price and Halani together is the worst decision making anyone's ever
66:50done.
66:53What on EARTH, BRO?
66:58WHAT RABBIT hole have we gone down? I don't know. I might not be responsible enough to handle this, dude.
67:05What on earth?
67:08Come on, dude.
67:09Come on. And he's got Jaden Blue. And he's got Jaden Blue.
67:16Okay, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, I actually got a phenomenal idea.
67:21Now that we're going down rabbit we got to go look at everyone's worst team.
67:28All right, we got to go. This is okay.
67:30We're going to go look at we're going to go look at everyone's worst team.
67:33All right, and I'll start with myself.
67:34We are equal opportunity.
67:36All right, I I got to go cuz now now we're now we're really going down rabbit holes.
67:42All right, so my worst team I drafted on May 6th.
67:47It scored 709 points.
67:51It's it's 235 points behind.
67:54And oh, oh yeah.
67:57You know what? You know what? This actually isn't going to be that interesting cuz you know what it's going to be? It's going to be all Chargers
68:03teams. Herbert, Mayfield, Penix.
68:06Ashton Janty, Devon Achane. Don't think that's getting it done. Kyren Williams, Keaton Mitchell, Brian Robinson. Yeah, I don't I don't think I don't think
68:15Herbert, Keaton Mitchell's going to get it done. Adding in Emeka Egbuka, Devonta Adams, Brian Thomas Jr., Chris Godwin, DeJean's Dribbling, Zachariah Branch,
68:24and Brenden Thompson with a tight end room of Ar'Darius Gadsden, Brycen Strange, Terence Ferguson.
68:31This is this is the worst quarterback room of all time.
68:35That's the worst quarterback room of all time. I you know what? The the people the people drafting um the people drafting JJ McCarthy teams
68:45were smarter than me.
68:49That is that is that is preposterous.
68:53It's one of the worst It's one of the worst. You know what, technically all these players are alive other than Stribling.
68:59Does that does that make it better or worse?
69:03I think it makes it worse.
69:05All right. Okay, let's go let's go Peter Overzet's worst team.
69:11Peter Overzet's worst team. What do we think what do we think Peter's worst team is going to be?
69:16Peter's worst team 718.
69:19Is it going to be the Pollard team? It's not the Pollard team.
69:24Uh Jalen Daniels, Daniel Jones, Fernando Mendoza, Christian McCaffrey, Travis Etienne, JCM, B Rob, Mike Washington,
69:34Lad McConkey.
69:36It's just another Chargers team. It's it's Lad.
69:39Terry McLaurin, Alec Pierce, Josh Downs, Jacob Meyers, Travis Hunter, Deebo, Chris Braswell, Brock Bowers, Gunner Helm.
69:45Yeah dead dead dead from the jump.
69:51No, buddy. There's no there's no bad karma. We are we are uh we're just we're we're just laughing, dude. We're we're having a laugh. Okay,
69:58hold on. Actually, I don't I don't mean to do PD, uh is there any way I can sort reverse chronologically?
70:07Is there Is there any way I should I should Yes, I am going to do that. Is there any way PD that I can um
70:16Lad and Hampton. Is there any way that I can see the lowest scoring team?
70:24Like can I can I go I It's showing me obviously highest teams first. I would like to see the dead last team in Bestball Mania.
70:33How do I Please explain to me how to do this.
70:37How do I go How do I go reverse Do I just Do I click this? There you go. Okay. All right, I don't want to
70:44make fun of this person, but I I I I have to see this team.
70:49429 points.
70:52It's a four quarterback team.
70:56Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Jalen Daniels. Okay.
71:01You know what? This This is just a Gilbert Arenas.
71:06Look at this running back room.
71:08Jaden Blue in round nine, Ray Davis, Caleb Johnson, Dylan Samson, Jaylen Wright, Terry McLaurin, Ricky Pearsall, Jaylen Royals, Troy Franklin, Dante Thornton,
71:19Cedric Tillman, Marvin Mims, Xavier Restrepo, and George Kittle.
71:26This Yeah, this is a real boys. You're right.
71:30All right. Well, can I can I can are can are one of I what I want to see is I want to see one of these as a real team.
71:36This is not a real I mean, it's a four quarterback team.
71:40I guess this guy actually took Well, okay, he took Ja'Marr Jefferson and Reggie Gilliam.
71:50Nick Boyle, Chris Myarick, Dallin Holker, Joel Wilson Noah Come on, dude. I I want to find a real team in here.
71:59Oh. Oh, no.
72:01Oh, no. This is a real team.
72:04This is a This is the worst team. This is a real team.
72:09Oh no dude.
72:11This guy drafted a real team and it's the worst team you've ever seen.
72:15Justin Herbert, Sam Darnold, Devon Achane, Amari 'n Hampton, J'Darian Price, Kalon Black, Emeka Egbuka, Ladd McConkey, Jordan Travis, Ricky Pearsall, Romeo Doubs,
72:26Isaac Tesla, Elijah Suratt, Troy Franklin, Skylar Bell, Jake Ferguson, Dallas Goedert, Rondale Gadson This is the This is the worst team I've
72:35all I've ever seen.
72:38Oh no.
72:40Oh no dude.
72:48This guy This guy outscored two obvious collusion teams by 70 points.
73:00Oh, no, man. That That is That is one of the most unbelievable fantasy teams I've ever seen.
73:09All right.
73:10All right. User Dezo Tech. I'm not I 'm not trying to make fun of this guy. I I'm not I'm not
73:17into making fun of guys. Okay, he didn't Oh no dude.
73:26Oh no.
73:28Oh no dude.
73:31Okay. I 'm I'm not No, I can't I'm not I'm not looking. I'm not looking at this anymore. I'm not trying to make fun of
73:37these dudes. That's not what I'm about.
73:43Uh okay. Let's go Let's look at Nez.
73:46And we're excluding We're excluding the Chargers.
73:51Yes, I am excluding the Chargers, guys, because the it's not even fun. If if we if we're not if we're not excluding
73:57Chargers guys um All right. Well, first off, Nez, shout out to Nez, advancing 22%. Respect my goat.
74:08Uh we've got Nez's worst team as Bo Nix, Kyler Murray, Sam Darnold.
74:16That's not even that bad. I guess it's just Kyler.
74:19You know what? Likely story that Nez's bad team wouldn't even be that bad.
74:24Likely story that it wouldn't even be that bad. You know what? Actually, I don't want to do this because this is
74:29actually best ball Palantir [ __ ] behavior. I did think this was funny, but it's more fun to make fun of my own
74:35stuff. I actually don't want to make fun of anyone else.
74:38But it it's a very likely story that Nez's bad team is not even that bad.
74:42Yeah, it's it's literally it's literally it's literally very funny that um Yeah, likely very very likely that your your worst team is not even
74:51that bad.
74:52Uh I no longer want to look up people's bad advance rates because I think it's annoying.
74:58But I do want to look I do want to look at um the worst team that doesn't have Herbert Ladd that doesn't have any Charger.
75:09All right, the worst team that doesn't have any Charger that is not uh a collusion team.
75:17Dart Brissett Penix, H Oh, no.
75:23H and Brooks.
75:26Oh no.
75:27Lloyd, Sharps, Tucker, Blue, AJ Dude, look at this wide receiver room. AJ Brown, Terry McLaurin, DJ Moore, Marvin Harrison, Alec Pierce, Jacoby Lane, Tank
75:37Dell, Tucker Craft, and Kyle Pitts.
75:40No, come on. What are we what are we what are we going to do?
75:44Clear the excludes? No, because every bad team, every last place team is going to be a Chargers team.
75:57Well, right, but sometimes sometimes that's going to happen.
76:00Sometimes sometimes you're going to draft bad players.
76:04You know, that's that's the way that's the way she goes.
76:11All right, I want to find advancing A Chan Jonathan Brooks team.
76:17A Chan and Brooks.
76:20So A Chan and Jonathan Brooks together.
76:263.2% advance rate.
76:323 point two advance rate. The best team.
76:38A team a top 2000 team.
76:43We've got Burrow, Dak.
76:46He did take A Chan and Brooks, but he interspersed it with Javonte, Kyren, Buckey, and Pollard. So absolutely absolutely nutted out.
76:55Lamb Wan'Dale Diggs Cooper Florinoy Bernard, Wicks, Juwan, Hunter Henry, and Mike Gesicki.
77:06Delicious Diet Coke, by the way.
77:08Wow. Well, we really we really um we we really just had an adventure right there, didn't we?
77:16That was that was a that was a great moment. And shout out to my dude Zachary Yager, by the way.
77:24Oh, you know what?
77:26We got to go check over on sport dot fun because we are all in a we are all in a private
77:35we're all in a private league together over on the NFL side.
77:42Uh this is going to be bad cuz I know I played Lamar.
77:48Oh gosh, this is going to be this is going Yeah. Oh no, am I Oh my god, I am I am literally almost in
77:58last place of the whole tournament.
78:01On sport.fun, I scored 37 points.
78:07I got zero points from Lamar.
78:10I got 6.7 from Javonte.
78:13Trey McBride got outscored by Bowers.
78:16I think captaining I think captaining Zay Flowers is That's got to be some of my best work. And then flexing Genty. This is so
78:26Did I come in last place in our private league? I almost for sure did.
78:34That is That is so bad.
78:39Goodness gracious. All right, how do I Oh, I can just click the link from the Discord. So if you are in the
78:46Discord, we are doing a free roll every single week on uh on sport.fun where all the all the guys from the
78:54Discord So everyone who has been Here we go.
79:01Leaderboard Wait, hold on. Where do I find our league? Leaderboard Scroll down.
79:08What do you mean?
79:11Scroll down where?
79:18I'm lost. I'm lost, Jake.
79:21I know. I had a great I had a great week last week, but man, we got killed.
79:25What's the What's the top team right now?
79:29Top team on the entire Oh, I'm literally I'm literally stupid.
79:40All right, there we go. Sloppy central, week eight.
79:44Helpful Viper is in first with Oh, I don't I can't see his score inside of here.
79:54Um Bennie is at fifth. My guy drinking bleach with 80.
79:58Oh no, bad week for Chad and some non-submitters.
80:05Artillery Frost a non-submitter. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm not very smart. I'm not very smart.
80:11Um so helpful Viper looks like he's on pace for a shipper. First gets 250, second gets 150, third gets 100. Paid
80:19out insight credit. Um historical Yeah, bad week for everyone. Uh no, I've
80:33not re We're We're running behind because I got I got very distracted by the uh by the J.J. McCarthy nonsense.
80:44God, I scored 37.
80:4937 on sport.fun is is not good. Uh you know what though? But I have um I have rewards to claim though because I
80:58didn't I never claimed my rewards from last week when I did have a good week.
81:04Uh yes, this is true. So I will give them some feed Oh, but I did I guess I didn't do that I guess I
81:11didn't do that good last week.
81:13Okay well whatever.
81:15Do I have uh Do I have packs to open?
81:21Yes, I do. Ooh, I have a bunch of points.
81:23All right, you guys ready?
81:25To check our to see what players Dude, if I get Courtland Sutton and I didn't get it Okay, don't don't show me Courtland Sutton.
81:36Literally anyone but Courtland. I'd like Bowers, I'd like McBride, and I would like Gibbs.
81:43Just don't.
81:47JSN.
81:49We take that. I actually don't I actually You know what? I don't even have an E JSN. I don't believe I I have
81:55any That's actually a sick pack.
81:58Respect my goat JSN.
82:01Bang. All right, there we go.
82:06Uh check my roster.
82:09Yeah, I legit I uh I did not I did not have any JSN.
82:14So that's pretty nice.
82:19There we go. Okay, so I can play JSN next week.
82:22Oh no, my first ever pack was Pacheco Hurts Herbert. So they they are are working on um This This should be This should be
82:33obvious, but they are are working on expanding the player pool because the idea is that there is going to be a best ball
82:40game on sport.fun for next season.
82:46So they don't Obviously they don't have it implemented yet, uh but the idea is that there is going to be a best ball game for next year. I was
82:53actually on a call with some of their developers last Wednesday.
82:58And this was this was uh this was my idea, which is basically like Curious your guys thoughts on this, but I was basically like if you want
83:08people to play a market-based fantasy sports game, the fantasy sports game has to be really good. Like the market the market stuff
83:18is fun, but the the true value is in in having a game that people want to play, you know? It was my was my
83:29feedback.
83:31All right, so shout out to our friends over at sport.fun. Link to that is down below.
83:39And yeah, check it out. There'll be there'll be uh another free next week. So if you have not signed up at sport.fun,
83:48uh sign up, sign up next week.
83:52Uh there we go. Well, actually I can give you an example right now, sir.
83:57Uh how do you redraft Kings? Current winnings are in ticket value, not actual winnings, but assuming if it matches your total entry dollars, that's a
84:02baseline for average, but no idea. You are wrong, but not by much. Your currently winning is based off of the expected value of your ticket.
84:13So I'll show you what I mean.
84:15Um if I sort by currently winning, the expected value of advancing in the 333
84:22pre-draft contest is $1,803.57 cents. The expected value in advancing
84:31in the DK Milly is $127.54 cents.
84:36So it's it's more than just getting your stake back.
84:40Uh so let's see how good this team is doing.
84:45Still not up by much on the second, but this team is like pretty much a a lock to advance.
84:51Trevor Lawrence, Bucky Irving, Kyren Golden, Amon-Ra St. Brown, Kyle Williams, respect my goat Kyle Williams, Harold Fannin Jr., Bang, Ken Walker, Bo
85:03Nix, Kelsey, 8.3 points from Stowers, Keaton Mitchell, Xavier Worthy, Travis Hunter, Carnell Tate, Jaylen Noll rip, Jonathan Brooks rip, Ty Simpson rip,
85:13Chris Braswell rip, Marvin Harrison Jr.
85:16rip.
85:19All right, so we got to do the old we got to do the old napkin math on this one. So it's
85:26current winnings 12754.
85:32So 12754 52 and then 52
85:421 2 3 4 5 6 so 52 divided by two plus six.
85:5432 of 150 uh just submitted a dynasty team review on Flock if you want to see a real I most certainly do.
86:02I most certainly do.
86:07Let me turn the stream feature on real quick so that you can go back and watch this if you want.
86:12And we will go and review it real quick.
86:15This goes for all of you guys. You ever want you ever want a team reviewed uh do this. Got a dynasty trade question
86:23too. Janty Coleman a 2027 first and a 2027 late first for Puka.
86:30I think the 2027 first are super valuable. I'm am I am I crazy for not going crazy about Jonah Coleman?
86:38I've seen I've seen plenty of these guys. I I'm taking the Janty side here.
86:43I am not giving up All right, here's my here's my stance. This is my true opinion.
86:49Everyone is way too zoomed in on the chart right now on Ashton Janty. Zoom out on the chart.
86:58He's been way better at pass catching than we thought he was going to be. This is also a two quarterback league and a
87:04two quarterback leagues firsts are more important. And also even the fact that the Broncos are leaking that they are interested in
87:12Jonathan Taylor to me suggests that they're not that in love with Jonah Coleman. RJ Harvey still on the roster.
87:20They will they will probably honestly they'll they'll probably end up bringing JK Dobbins back. Tyler Badie Yeah. I'm I'm taking the Janty side of
87:29this one.
87:31Um I mean maybe let's see this guy's team.
87:34User Lababben Lawrence Jones Okay. Well, maybe he does want to go into the tank if he doesn't have a second quarterback. I mean he's
87:43got Bryce Young too.
87:46Janty, Breece Swift, Jacobs, Emeka Johnson, JCM It's a 10-team league.
87:51JSN. No, dude. you have JSN and Loveland. Yeah, you have JSN and Loveland. You're keeping the Genti side.
87:58You're keeping the Genti side. All right, hey, this is my dude First Down Fantasy.
88:03So let's check his team here. Was it Jordan second team? You're a Pipsqueak.
88:09You have a You have your own first. You have three firsts.
88:13And I assume with a two and five record that you're going to get Jeremiah Smith.
88:18So this is a two quarterback 12 team start 10 full PPR tight end premium. My favorite my favorite format. Respect my
88:26goat.
88:27Uh yes. You know what? I actually agree with this that Coleman caught a wide open pass and ran free to the goal line
88:32and now he's an all world running back.
88:34I would like to agree with this. All right, so shout out to my dude First Down Fantasy. Schuck Nicks Willis and he
88:40got McKee for free.
88:43League trade deadline in two weeks. Not close to a contender this year but looking to make some moves for the future and need any and all suggestions.
88:48I mean first thing you got to do this would literally be the first thing I would do, Jordan. Literally first thing.
88:56Get anything that's not tied down for Tyler Schuck.
88:59Hot take Tyler Tyler Schuck is not going to be the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints last year. Agree or disagree?
89:09Agree or disagree, boys?
89:11I'm saying I 'm saying Tyler Schuck not the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints.
89:20I also I mean okay, let's look at the the good teams in your league. Juggernaut, he's got Man, Kyler Murray. Does anyone
89:26really need a quarterback?
89:28Dak, Daniels, Dart. No. Oh, try and trade for Jackson Dart. There's a There's a first one I can do for you.
89:36First one I can do is try and trade Actually, this is my favorite move in dynasty.
89:40My favorite move in dynasty is to trade for good players who've had season ending injuries.
89:45So when I'm tanking um so I guess who would that be? Like you could trade for Jayden Higgins, you could trade for
89:52Ricky like these guys are not super high end.
89:54But Dart, I would say Dart you wanted I would say Dart you want to go for.
90:00Yeah dude, offer offer um Bo Nix for Jackson Dart.
90:06All right, we've got agree on Schuck, disagree on Schuck, disagree on Schuck, disagree on Schuck, he's fine.
90:14A Chan, there you go, there you go.
90:16There you go, trade for A Chan.
90:18Trade for that's that's your one. Trade try and trade who's got who's got A Chan in this league?
90:23Um I'm assuming probably a lower end team.
90:27Uh do do do do do Gibbs, where is he?
90:31Cam Andre Rahim Love Hopper do do do do do Tuten Is A Chan on a good team?
90:46Oh, here you go, here you go.
90:48Uh so Jugger not right here who's a strong contender. He has Oh, and he has Dart. Dude, this is perfect. Okay.
90:55So send him Bo Nix, Cam Scataboo,
91:05Courtland Sutton, and Braden Strange and a 2027 well it might it might happen.
91:18What is the what is the design on my hat?
91:25The BMW Championship.
91:28Schuck, Judkin, Scat for Dart and A Chan. That's probably light, but he might do it.
91:34That's that's very light.
91:36But he's also trying to win this here.
91:39I assume I assume this guy is trying to win this here.
91:45Where is he at?
91:47A Chan. So he's got Dak Daniels, Baigent, he's got Chase Brown, Jevonte Marks. He needs a running back.
91:55And he's got JSN and he's got Nico and he's got Yeah, you know what? That's a That's a really good, that's a really
92:01good deal.
92:02Yes. Okay. So yes, do this, dude.
92:06Jordan, offer him Off Dude, you know what? Honestly, you have you have three first Offer him two of your quarterbacks.
92:16Offer him Offer him Shuck and Willis and Scataboo and Judkins for Where is he?
92:25A Chan for Dart A Chan Downs and a second.
92:37What's up, Unitas 19?
92:40Yeah, adding Sutton makes it lighter.
92:43You So you would be surprised. Here, look at here. Let me show you. Let me show you I'm not that proud of this, but
92:48let me show you a similar situation that I was in.
92:52So look at what Look at two trades I just made. You guys are You guys are going to say So I gave up I gave up like basically like
93:00all my remaining draft capital for Zay Flowers. Now, obviously that immediately blew up in my face, but I gave up a ton of picks.
93:08I gave up million-year-old Davante Adams for Zay Flowers and then as a result of that, I also gave up So I gave up Dart
93:15to get Darnold, Bryce Young, Shakir, and Darren Waller. I mean Jonathan Brooks, Malik Davis, Tyquan Thornton and a third. But I gave up
93:23So I can say in a similar spot, I gave up Jackson Dart to try to try and win right now. This
93:32This and and the combination of trading Flowers and Lamar getting hurt is going to kill me.
93:37But there we go.
93:41Um Well, if he's a Giants fan, sure.
93:47My worthy exposure next year I mean he's going to be like a 16th round pick, so I'll probably up 27 %.
93:54Um All right. Any other idea Do I have any other ideas for this team? I mean sell sell anything that's not tied down.
94:02Where do I have Deebo ranked? I mean I got to know if he's playing this week.
94:08I have him ranked pretty low, but if I knew he was playing this week, I would bump him way back up if that makes
94:12sense.
94:16Um I would I would be comfortable selling Judkins. I your your top sell list This is your this is your assignment for
94:23me. Your top sell list is Shuck, Scataboo, and Strange. You got to you got to get those guys off your team immediately.
94:34And you got to stop scoring points.
94:38Um okay.
94:40There we go. Respect respect my goat.
94:43Um and feel free, Mr. Underboss DFS, to ask me again. All right. I got to I want to find my Oh no, I want to find
94:51the other 333 and see how close I am to advancing. All right. So I'm down in fourth now.
94:57And I am Oh, I'm actually really close.
94:59I'm 13 points from advancing um on this team.
95:05Uh yes, if your team is doing good, do not trade Puka away in my in my opinion. It's more important to
95:12make your team better. Yes. So I I agree with this, which is why I was comfortable making these trades in Dynasty. Like I definitely lost these
95:20trades on trade calculators, but look at my team now.
95:24Um every player on my team is active this week. Nicks, Barkley, Chase Brown, Corum Hubbard Tuton Shakir Worthy LOL, Gunner Helm, Travis Kelsey. Jacoby
95:36got benched, but I have Darnold. I do still have Cade Clubnick, uh Bryce Young, Jordan James, Gentry, Manuel Wilson, AJ Brown, Pat Bryant, Keon
95:44Coleman, Igabuka, Mike Evans, Zay Flowers, Travis Hunter, Ted Hurst, Malik Neighbors, Mark Andrews, Colson Loveland, Chig, Darren Waller. So just a
95:51bunch of a bunch of bodies.
95:54All right. So this team currently is not advancing, but it's eating a zero from Burdon and has seven points from Strange.
96:02Murray, Warren, Kyren, 80 Mitchell, Dion Burks, LOL, Luther Burdon, Brent Strange, Ken Walker.
96:09But I'm getting nothing.
96:14Okay. Well, maybe this team's not going to advance.
96:18I'd really like it if it would, though.
96:21My quarterback situation is Tua, Purdy, Kyler.
96:25My tight end situation is okay. Strange, Andrews Siddiq.
96:30It's just really not ideal to have 1 point, 2 points. Yeah, a lot of zeros there. That'll happen in the pre-draft
96:36stuff though.
96:38That will happen.
96:41All right. What do we think my highest How How good or how bad do we think my highest scoring DK team is going to be?
96:48Fantasy points. Holy crap. 1,337 points in the DK Milli.
96:55Um it is over 100 It's 119 points ahead of second place.
97:01Cam Akers, Tony Pollard, Braylen Allen, 80 Mitchell, Michael Wilson, Matthew Golden, Harold Fannin, Dalton Kincaid.
97:06Oh my gosh.
97:08Jayden Daniels, Derrick Henry, Tet, Jeremiah Love, Jakobi Meeks, Travis Hunter. JSN hasn't even played yet.
97:17So if JSN outscores 18 points, my score is going to get even better.
97:22Scataboo on a bye, Darnold, Barner, Katron. Wow. What a team.
97:27What a That is That is a wagon.
97:30That is a That is a a wagon of a of a of a team right there.
97:34Goodness gracious, dude.
97:37Shout out Shout out to me.
97:39Shout out to me indeed.
97:42All right. All right. Now Now to be fair, I got to go find my worst DK team.
97:48Live fantasy points.
97:52Lowest 786 in the Okay, that's a $1 team. Let's not look at that. Let's look All right. So this is my worst team the DK Millie.
98:04Jordan Love, Jonathan Taylor, Keaontay Ingram, Xavier Worthy, Calvin Ridley, Travis Hunter, Eli Stowers, Amari Hampton, D.J. Giddens, Shadur Egbuka, Loveland,
98:15Rome, Caleb Williams, RJ Harvey, Jayden Reed, Jayden Higgins, Alvin Kamara, T.
98:20Higgins, Elijah Suratt. Likely Likely Story.
98:24Likely Story Davis. Yeah, really really good stuff.
98:29All right, I mean Hey, DK DK stuff is going pretty well. Um let's go check FFPC.
98:36I have a feeling FFPC is not going as well.
98:39Uh looks like taking an L here.
98:43Potentially taking an L here.
98:46Ooh, Caleb Williams versus Colston Loveland and Tight End Premium. We're down three.
98:53Wow, Copy Paste Laid remembers when I drafted that team.
98:58That's a That's a true fan right there.
99:03Okay, so maybe that team gets a win. Um all right Frame Moggers.
99:09We are fading Oh no.
99:12Frame Moggers is fading 17 from DeAndre Swift. So I think we're probably going to lose that. And six points from I
99:19guess we didn't have anything much better on the bench.
99:22We actually got a touchdown from Josh Downs. That's very funny.
99:26Would really like to hold on, but I don't think we're going to.
99:29Look Maxers Oh, it's probably going to get a win.
99:33J Okay, yeah, Look Maxers is going to get a win.
99:36Uh JSN to JSN for 10 points.
99:40Okay. Uh I wish you Oh no. Four and three.
99:46Yeah, we're going to lose.
99:48Luther Burden versus Darnold and JSN Yeah, we lose.
99:53Keenan Allen, Josh Downs on the bench for Denzel Oh, Omar Cooper Jr. Omar Cooper Jr. just a haymaker to our
100:03absolute dome losing Jaylen Warren and Bucky Tooten, that is painful, painful stuff.
100:11Oh, man. That sucks.
100:15Oh, that's terrible. So that team is going to go to 4 and 4.
100:21We are we are fading a lot of points here. We're fading Caleb Williams, Manuel Wilson and Rome, but we have Loveland and Myers, so that should
100:29be a win.
100:30All right, so all too well is going to 4 and 4.
100:355 and 2 Champagne Problems with an L.
100:38Bone Smashers projected points 112 to 131. We have Rome, they have Sharbs, but we're up 17.
100:49We could we could lose that one. I I think we'll win that one, but we could lose that one.
100:56Blessed. So this is the co-managed team.
101:00This is the co-managed team with Evan Silva, Pat Thorman, JJ Reebs. 161 to 144.
101:08We are fading Seattle team defense. So we're fading about 16 from Seattle team defense.
101:16So I think I think we can I think we can probably land that one.
101:21I think we can probably land that plane.
101:23The spite main.
101:25I got spited. I freaking Oh, I RAN INTO THE BURROW Chase stack.
101:33Oh no, man.
101:35Oh.
101:36And look at this, dude. All right, point and laugh, bro. Malik Willis 17, Herbert 12. I start Penix.
101:44Um I start Dallas Goddard, I start Rhamondre.
101:47Left 27 from 80 Mitchell on the bench, 15 from Malik Washington, 12 from Fryermuth. I mean there was there was no saving us here.
101:56That is just, you know God lee, gosh darn it, man. I really really would have preferred to win this one.
102:06Shout out to my guy Mark Riggs. Beat me fair and square. That's that's probably me done.
102:11Um and we faded it. We're fading a dude.
102:14192 192 is an insane score.
102:24God damn it, man.
102:26Price and JSN not going to save us.
102:29This team could still get in on points though.
102:31All right, so FF FFPC not great.
102:36Not great. I mean could be could be worse though.
102:40All right, check the NFFC. We are Dude.
102:44All right.
102:46We're still cooking.
102:47Sec first place, second place 168th overall on the FF on the NFFC.
102:54So this team Mahomes, Jeremiah Love, Jaylen Warren, Jermey ate the zero from Omar Cooper, got Bowers, got Kelsey.
103:02We have Katron coming back. We have McCaffrey who's through his bye. Eli Mitchell, 80 Mitchell on the bench.
103:09Dude, 80 Mitchell over Omar Cooper Jr.
103:13Come on, man. COME ON.
103:18WHAT WHY why didn't I start 80 Mitchell in any league?
103:22I'm 80 Mitchell's number one believer.
103:24This is supposed to be my whole thing.
103:26I'm supposed to be the 80 Mitchell guy.
103:31I didn't start him anywhere.
103:3480 Mitchell is not in any of these starting lineups, dude.
103:42Come on. All right. Well, whatever.
103:46Mahomes Hubbard JT Okay, we did start 80 Mitchell.
103:52Respect your goat.
103:54Respect your goat. 80 Mitchell worthy.
103:56No don't talk about that.
103:58Jamo Freiermuth Concepcion Um McCaffrey on bye. I guess we could have started Kittle on bye. Dude, these
104:09teams are really good.
104:12I don't think Did I say Did I say snatched his chain? I really hope I didn't.
104:18If I did say that 80 Mitchell or if I did say that Omar Cooper Jr.
104:22snatched his chain, um I I actually take it back. I take it back.
104:28Um chain chain unsnatched.
104:36I might be a sloppy.
104:38It's true.
104:39I might be a sloppy.
104:42Okay.
104:43Good team.
104:45Uh oh, we got to check up on drafters, drafters.com cuz I have a pretty I had a pretty good team there. I think the
104:52issue is I think a bunch of my players got injured, though.
104:56If I remember correctly, I think a bunch I think a bunch of that team got injured.
105:02Uh no, 54th in the drafters high roller.
105:06Bo Nix, not ideal. Genti, not ideal.
105:09Javonte, not ideal. Getting DeAndre Swift points tonight.
105:1325 ball from Emeka Johnson.
105:18Who's your goat?
105:20Emeka Johnson's your goat.
105:22Uh JSN points coming tonight. Adams, Godwin, BTJ, 80 Mitchell, let's go. 80 Mitchell, let's go.
105:33T Ferg, Siddiq, and a 14 ball from Gunner Helm.
105:37How many points back am I from first?
105:39All right, so I'm up to 1,159 points. Oh my god. This guy in first is lapping the
105:51field. This guy BT Share I actually know this guy. This guy uh talks to me on on X, the everything app.
105:59So uh shout out to this guy. This guy's team is unreal. He's down to one quarterback, but it doesn't matter.
106:04Burrow, Dart Gibbs Bucky Hubbard Spears Braylon, Videl, Alabe, Neighbors. No Alabe, no Neighbors, no problem. Watson,
106:14Boston, Caleb Douglas, Jermie.
106:16Tucker Craft likely Parkinson. What is a shipper?
106:21What what is shipper?
106:24Shout out to my guy.
106:26Um okay, so that's drafters.
106:29That's sport.fun. Reminder uh our friends over at sport.fun. If you guys want to hop in to a free roll and stuff with us, we are
106:38we do that on Sunday mornings.
106:42Link to sign up there is in the description. They are one of the sponsors of our channel. We are uh I I I
106:48am enjoying this concept. So oh uh no no, not tiers, ELIM. ELIM is what we got to check next because I actually looked at this
106:58earlier. I so I lied. I did look at something. I actually do have a sweat tonight. I'm all done in the regular
107:04eliminator.
107:05So I'm 99% to advance in this one. Um I guess it's possible I could get out scored. I have no I have Luther Burden left. Luther
107:15Burden replacing Jermie.
107:17Um but I have a legitimate sweat here. I have 82 points.
107:23Um this dude, The Gale, has 92.
107:29The guy behind me is 22% to advance.
107:33He has DeAndre Swift tonight.
107:36And that's it. He has DeAndre Swift left tonight. But look at look at who I have left.
107:44Luther Burden replacing Hunter Henry.
107:49It's all it's all in the hands of my goat.
107:54If there's if there's anyone I would I would place my beautiful beating heart in their hands, there's one guy it would be.
108:05And that's Luther Burden.
108:08Respect my goat. Charlie Kohler, Charlie Kohler, Ronda Gaston, Ronda Gadsden, Luther Burden, Luther Burden, Luther Burden.
108:20In a PPR home league sweat, down 35 and I burdened in Loveland.
108:25Um, nah, dude. You're You're You're going to win.
108:32You're going to win.
108:33So pretty big sweats with Luther Burden tonight.
108:36Um, oh man, I think I think I took a bunch of Washington in Survivor. Let's check Let's check over on Splash Sports.
108:46Uh, dead in tears. I did, dude. Look at this. Oh, and I'm I'm still in the touchdown Survivor cuz I got Bischel
108:54Tooton.
108:57Bischel Tooton. Would I trade Henry for Jalen Warren and Rhamondre? I would.
109:03Uh, okay. 14 people left in touchdown Survivor, by the way.
109:09What is first place in this?
109:11Details, first place is contest details. $5,000?
109:23I win $5,000 if I beat 13 more people.
109:29$5,000.
109:35I take $5,000. Who else Who's left?
109:39All right, Chris is left, Ranch Boy, Tate, of course, Tate 81.
109:44Uh, David Kitchen is still alive.
109:49All right, man.
109:51All right, I got to beat I got to beat Elmira Belly. I got to beat Bird Jame.
109:57I got to beat Malco, LGL Green, Scrap Crog.
110:02Oh, but I've already burnt I burnt Javonte, Henry, Gibbs, Hubbard, CMC. Who am I taking this next week?
110:09Who am I going to take next week to win $5,000?
110:15Oh no, I'm going to I'm going sweating this.
110:18Uh and then I did uh so we talked about this Sunday, but uh I did Look at that, dude. Three
110:27three three commanders?
110:30Three commanders respect my respect my goat. We are down to 520 left in the week five. Dude, imagine 5k worth of Survivor or 5k worth
110:425 5k worth of Chipotle.
110:45Okay, so we did DK.
110:47We did BBM. We did sport.fun. We did Drafters. We did Splash. We did Big E
110:55Lim. We did FFPC. We did NFPC.
111:01Is there anything we didn't cover?
111:03You guys think about that cuz we're about to do Showdown.
111:06Um you you think about that while you get the dulcet tones of Nez and John in your ears. Do you want to scroll the F down
111:15for KeAndre Lambert-Smith?
111:17>> Oh my [ __ ] god.
111:18>> I I'm about it. I'm [laughter] about it.
111:21>> This is too good.
111:24>> Someone slap the KeAndre Lambert-Smith button. The first KLS reception I was like, wow, he is the greatest wide receiver of all time. Is the ninth round
111:33too early for KLS? People are asking.
111:36>> [music] >> 437 40 played at Auburn. This is Darius Slayton vibes.
111:40>> My thesis is at least not that he is Jerry Rice's kid.
112:05It's giving Darius Slayton vibes. Um Oh, guillotine? Yeah, we we can we can look at guillotine real quick. Just Just so um
112:14that Peter remembers to respect his goat.
112:17Um Peter obviously not respecting his goat.
112:20So, looks like Mrs. Cooter Doodle is about to be eliminated tonight. Although she's not dead.
112:27She's not dead dead because she has Emanuel Wilson, she has JSN.
112:33Um, she could I mean a 35 ball I don't know. She's pretty dead.
112:41She's got to beat Team Canada who still has Loveland to play. Yeah, she's probably dead.
112:48If you've ever even conceived of the fan and bet um yeah. So,
112:57here's the deal in terms of fab.
113:02So, Cups has 426. Rambus is out.
113:06Can Foot Mouth has 667. We only have 208 left. Floor Maxter is 289. Kitchen has a lot.
113:14The production team has 382. Blizzy has 570. Steph has 522.
113:20Uh, and then Cooter Doodle is about to get axed. But it is I think it is helping me that Chad is out with 972.
113:28Goofy is out with 822. I and I I do obviously think that helps a little bit.
113:35Pete Pete says I have Pete says I have no chance.
113:39But I I think I I think I've got a little bit of a chance.
113:45I mean Goff, Walker, Walker's through his bye.
113:51Goff's through his bye. Jamar's through his bye. Puka's not through his bye.
113:54Craft Burden Demario.
114:01Uh, to to to to to okay.
114:04So, I think what I want to do now I mean you guys should have seen this for my upcoming contest, but I think
114:11I think we uh I I'm just going to do my showdown stuff on stream, right?
114:19Well, first let's go fire a pick 'em.
114:21I I first thing we should do is we should fire a pick 'em, right?
114:25I mean, I think that feels that feels fair.
114:28We need to scout for week 11 tight ends.
114:31We're getting Nico back. True.
114:38Is Terence Ferguson available?
114:41Jake, we cannot get eliminated. I cannot let that smug son of a [ __ ] Peter Overzet get one over on us.
114:49Um I'm getting a location error, so we can do that later. We'll fire the pick 'em a little bit later.
114:56But let's go do showdown over on Run the Sims cuz I I did um
115:05I did MME. I registered for MME for this slate, massive multi-entry, because I think this is an all-time all-time spot.
115:16Look at the projected ownerships for the Bears players.
115:208% Caleb and the captain.
115:22Uh less than 60% cumulative ownership for DeAndre Swift.
115:28Luther Burden, 5% in the captain. Rome, 3% in the captain.
115:33Loveland, 5%. Everyone is playing everyone's playing Seahawks players.
115:40Um do do do Sharp. So I am going to move Price.
115:47I'm going to move Price way up.
115:51So I'm going to move Price to 50% Uh we'll call it 45 and then 30. Is that too much? 31
116:0234% and then I'm going to move Horton Hears a Who ahead of Cooper Kupp cuz
116:13I would much rather play Tory Horton Hears a Who personally.
116:20All right. Um got it. Got it.
116:23Good.
116:26Yeah I'm oh, no, the Bears will be that owned because everyone just does their stupid SIM thing.
116:32I'm putting the Bears team total at 26.
116:37I don't care, man.
116:39Smart adjust, normalize ownership, and then SIM Lab, 5,000 lineups,
116:47shady portfolio I'm going to turn on.
116:52I'm going to keep the risk at zero.
116:55Uh, top heavy 100k.
116:59Bang. All right, this is going to take a little while to run.
117:04I just joined an IC Davis moving up prices market share.
117:09They're they're telling me, Chad, they're trying to tell me that Gritty might be the best ever to do it and they're neglecting to know that I'm
117:17literally the best ever to do it.
117:20I mean, I just think I just think there is such a chance tonight.
117:28Like why if you're if you're bringing if you're bringing them both back, doesn't it make more sense to bring the
117:40guy who's taken eight months off a little bit slower than the guy who took a month off?
117:46I don't know. In my opinion, I think that does make more sense.
117:51All right. Uh, you know what? While we're waiting for that to run, why don't we see if there's any first touchdown or anything worth wagering on
118:00over on DraftKings? And then maybe that will um get my computer location to work and then we can get in on UD.
118:11How does this fit in with my IR soft bench narrative? Uh, it doesn't really.
118:15It doesn't really. Um, so I would ask you to please refrain from forcing me to be honest about things that happened to
118:21me in a in a past life.
118:25Uh, okay.
118:27Do we have any first touchdown worth wagering on?
118:35Honestly, price 18 to one.
118:47One month guy. True, one month guy was injured more recently. That's true.
118:53I I like price 18 to one first touchdown actually.
118:58It's Raush 35 to one. That's horrible.
119:03Yeah.
119:04Do I have any Here's the thing. Do I have any boost to use?
119:08I don't remember.
119:09Here, let me just see. Let me just click these buttons and see if my boost pops up.
119:15Uh yes, a 30% boost. Okay.
119:19So I'm going to do Burden anytime.
119:26I'm going to do Burden 80 plus.
119:33And then I'm going to do receptions Luther Burden six plus.
119:40What does that get me to with the boost?
119:45Uh that might not even be worth it.
119:49That this actually might not even That that actually might not even be worth it. Yeah, actually that's not worth it.
119:54I'm not doing that.
119:58I'm out. I'm out. Better better odds on better odds on the Dog app actually for the sliders.
120:09Raymond I'm never never with my own money. Khalif Raymond Seahawks deep.
120:14Respect your goat, dude.
120:19Enough Khalif Raymond. And then here. So this is I I've been I've been playing the spy for the showdown slates and I've really enjoyed it.
120:28Look at this sick team you can Burden, Swift Caleb.
120:32Then you do JSN. Darn. Oh, it doesn't fit.
120:37You can't play Swift.
120:38You got to play Oh, you can't do Price either. Damn.
120:46I thought that would all fit.
120:47JSN is $12,000 DraftKings dollars, huh?
120:52I guess maybe you skip Darnold.
120:57Skip Darnold then you do You know, Seahawks D actually kind of correlates with this lineup low key.
121:03And then you could play Tory Horton.
121:04Here's a who.
121:07Or Cleif Raymond.
121:11Velus Jones out in this game low key.
121:20Where the slappies? No, Cleif Raymond's not a slappy player. Fundamental misunderstanding of of the slappy culture actually.
121:28All right, here we go.
121:31So with my tweaks Oh, these lineups are beautiful actually.
121:41So hot take Curious your guys thoughts on this.
121:46How annoying is Emanuel Wilson tonight?
121:49I think that Emanuel Wilson might not play.
121:53Because they're not going to have they're not going to have four running backs active.
122:00So who do you who do you make active?
122:02You have Zach Charbonnet, you have Jerrion Price, you have Emanuel Wilson, and you have George Hani.
122:09Well, George Hani is a core four special teamer.
122:12The only the only way that you would play Does Manny will I don't think Emanuel Wilson plays special teams?
122:19Maybe he does. I guess let's go let's go figure this out. Does Emanuel Wilson play special teams?
122:26Game logs Emanuel Wilson has played zero special team snaps.
122:37So I think Emmanuel Wilson probably just won't play.
122:43It's either so one of Price, Sharbs, or Wilson has to be a healthy scratch.
122:52And I don't Can you make your first round pick Jevonte Price a healthy scratch?
123:01Does that work? I don't think you can do that.
123:04I don't I don't think you can make Jevonte Price inactive.
123:10Right? That that that that doesn't work.
123:14I mean [ __ ] maybe they do that. I I don't know.
123:17Here, let's uh Jevonte Price. Let's let's see what the latest scuttlebutt.
123:27Um that's what I'm that's what I'm searching for right now.
123:30So according to Jeremy Fowler, Seattle expected to have a full house at running back for the first time all year tonight. Price, Sharbs, Wilson, and
123:39Homer.
123:41Corbin Smith, NFL.
123:44If the Seahawks activate Jevonte Price, I have to think that news would come out soon.
123:48The Seahawks are yet to announce any game date elevations with 13 minutes.
123:52The same goes So I Uh Here you go.
124:00Rap sheet.
124:01The Seahawks plan to activate first round running back Jevonte Price from injured reserve to play tonight, source says. His first game action sep- since
124:11So so they are activating him.
124:14Um What what So are they going to They're going to suit up four?
124:23That feels crazy. I I don't know. Okay.
124:26So I don't want Rome in the flex, and I do not want Homer. I also do not want Homer captain.
124:36I also don't want Rome You know what?
124:38I'll leave Rome in the flex.
124:40I will leave Rome in the flex.
124:45Um I want to say JSN You know what? I don't want Darnold in the captain. Cannot contain Darnold in the captain.
124:56I don't want Tory Horton captain.
125:00Oh, you know what I forgot to do?
125:03Um I forgot to bump Xavien Thomas.
125:12Which means I probably won't get very much of him.
125:15Let's go check out the uh optimal. So optimal rate for top 150
125:27Caleb Williams 70 Well, I guess my my settings are messed up though.
125:35Feels like the most Seattle It It You know what? You're right. You know I don't know I don't know what I'm talking
125:39about. This is the most Seattle move of all time for them to just play four running backs. That That's so That's so
125:46uh According to Schefter, Seattle Seahawks activated rookie running back.
125:50Uh there you go. So So that's official.
125:56Lineup breakdown, sim details.
126:02Most of the lineups are under 49 K.
126:07Very So like none of them are under 105.
126:12Only 300 lineups 75% sim ROI are better.
126:15That's kind of interesting.
126:20Generation, team stacks, stacks. Naked quarterback none.
126:30Splitting captain between JSN, Caleb, and Burden.
126:39That That that's about right.
126:42So how do I make this team work?
126:45Burdon Price Caleb JSN Seahawks.
126:49All right, so let me go back to run the Sims and just go to all the lineups and then say Burdon Captain
126:57Price, Flex, and then can I put in JSN, include all?
127:05All right, the absolute uh Shaheed is hurt, brother. Shaheed is out.
127:11No Rasheed Shaheed in this game.
127:15So the absolute best team is Burdon, Kyro, Caleb, Price, JSN, Tory Horton.
127:28I kind of [ __ ] with that team.
127:31I kind of like it.
127:36I think I play that.
127:39I think I I think we do that.
127:43What do we think? Do we like that?
127:48I think I like that pretty good.
127:51All right, upcoming entry fee.
127:55I'm going to put that in the bubble screen.
127:58And I'm going to wait until closer to kickoff to do the spy.
128:03Why no respect for Barner?
128:06I don't know. I'm just so not I'm just not an AJ Barner guy is really what it is.
128:12All right. Uh what is so what did we say?
128:19Burdon, Caleb, Santos, JSN, Price, and Horton.
128:31Bang. Okay, done.
128:36All right, and now let's see if I can log to underdogsports .app.fantasy so that we can do Please don't give me a
128:47location error, brother. I'm begging you. Okay. Well, going to get the location error. So I'm going to have to open up on Firefox.
128:56underdog sports log in log in They don't want me to log in on my
129:05privacy browser, brother. It's crazy.
129:10Need both kickers. I could I could see that honestly.
129:14Uh window Firefox done bang Okay. Do I have a boost? I do have a boost. 40% boost Chicago
129:25Seattle receiving We are going to go Luther Burden 4 and 1/2 receptions bang
129:37We are going to go Sam Rouche 9 and 1/2 receiving yards bang We are going to take
129:49J'Darian Price dude 3.23 X for a tud Do we take tud or rushing yards? I think
129:59we do yards. I think let's do yards.
130:01What about attempts? Oh higher than 7 and 1/2 rush attempts yeah higher than 7 and 1/2 rush attempts and then we're going to take
130:10Jackson Smith and Jigba to record an anytime touchdown That gives us a 10 flex
130:19Can we do Horton 1 and 1/2 receptions gets Okay. That barely adds in anything.
130:27What if we do Horton receiving yards?
130:32Well, 6 and 1/2 receptions for Loveland.
130:35What the heck?
130:383 and 1/2 I mean that's more reasonable.
130:45Uh why are all the good teams so unwatchable for fantasy? And there's probably a lesson in that, honestly.
130:52Burden Roush Price.
130:55What about passing?
130:58Caleb Williams 1.5 passing touchdowns.
131:02Okay, that's fire actually.
131:05Max 50.
131:07Oh, that's really nice actually.
131:12What about Does the yards do anything?
131:14Oh, you can't flex the same player.
131:20Tori Horton 1.5 receptions.
131:25There we go. The sixth flexor 50 bucks to win 1,478.
131:33Bang.
131:37How often does Price outscore Jason Myers?
131:41All the time, brother.
131:47Luther Burden 4 and 1/2 receptions, Sam Roush 9.5 receiving yards, JSN to score, Caleb Williams 1.5 passing touchdowns, Tori Horton 1.5 receptions, Darian Price
131:55higher than 7 and 1/2 rushing attempts.
132:01Me personally, I like to see it.
132:09Um, do I think Halani will play?
132:14I I I'm having a hard time seeing how Halani plays in this game.
132:19I don't know. You guys You guys tell me.
132:21I'm having a real hard time seeing it though.
132:31All right, well, I think that's everything.
132:36We did it all. We recap everything.
132:39Uh, like the video, subscribe to the channel, and I will be back with all of you guys tomorrow.

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